Let us start danpple Night

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

bad but funny

[TheDave]

a rabbit goes into a pub and gets a pint and a cheese toastie. the next day he does the same, and again and again. one day he orders a pint and a bean toastie. the next day he stops coming. after a few days absent the worried bartender phones the rabbit and asks whats wrong...













the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

[Jon L. Obscene]

the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

There is yet to be a coat made that big :frusty:

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Where do weather presenters go for a drink?



















In a nicer bar :01:

:ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

i dont get it :unsure: or that :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:frusty: What don't you get?

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

that neither :crying:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:frusty: pwned, me fell for that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

am i reading a seperate thread than you?


i really dont get any of it

[Jon L. Obscene]

Quite possibly, I'm still having problems with flys :ermm:

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Horse walks into a bar (says Ouch)

Barman says:











Why the long face? :01:

Jonno :cool:

[100%]

So this is what a "danpple Night" looks like

okay

im sorry but i think ill go somewhere else

:whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

Were you expecting one of dan's nads? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[100%]

nah
something more like a mega dinner with a huge roasted pig with n'apple in its mouth

[DanB]

A porn vending machine :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:huh: what do ........ok I'm not going there :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[100%]

A porn vending machine :01:
Not Everything that is shiny and bright Colored = Porn

ok?

http://soloellas.com/movies/nemo.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

Look look they sell skittles. :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

And bog roll :01:

Jonno :cool:

[enoughfakefiles]

And bog roll :01:

Jonno :cool:

That would be pretty bad if you run out in the toilets and did`nt have any change. :ph34r: :lol:

[manker]

Mixing me toasties :lol:

[Mathea]

Mixing me toasties :lol:
i dont get it

[manker]

i dont get itSorry, I should have quoted TheDave in my post too :ph34r:


a rabbit goes into a pub and gets a pint and a cheese toastie. the next day he does the same, and again and again. one day he orders a pint and a bean toastie. the next day he stops coming. after a few days absent the worried bartender phones the rabbit and asks whats wrong...

the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

[Mathea]

ok. i read that the first time too

somehow im missing the humor in it though


is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?


:crying: please help lol

[manker]

ok. i read that the first time too

somehow im missing the humor in it though
is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?

:crying: please help lol
:lol: I don't think it's a Britsh thing but there is a well known disease specific to rabbits called mixematosis (sp?) this sounds a bit like mixing my toasties.

Jokes are shit when you explain them but I thought that was funny :D

[manker]

Science, in a good way (http://www.livejournal.com/users/keefybabe/68150.html?)This looks pretty cool but the pics are taking forever to load and I don't want to start reading cause it will spoil it.

/taps foot

[manker]

Science, in a good way (http://www.livejournal.com/users/keefybabe/68150.html?)


Man cannot live on beer alone, it may clean his teeth and make his coffee but it fucks up vitamin drinks and pot noodles royally.

:lol: :01:

[TheDave]

"Linda. Please come home soon. Keef is acting rather oddly."

[natedogg]

i don't get any of ya jokes :crying: