Open Letter To The USA

[ZaZu]

Shouldn't this be in the Lounge?

[hobbes]

I would prefer that you turn us into a theme park and require us to wear those oversized mascot uniforms.

http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/cc254mud.jpg

Howdy pardner, welcome to your U-essay! Enjoy your stay.

[TheDave]

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[Samurai]

Haha :lol:

[Strangelove]

The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat.
Beer should be cold and have a head, its only warm flat and tastes shite in the South of England, and they have demonstrated again and again that they have no taste down there. :sick:

[Biggles]

J Paul

A fair decision I think - although I would relent a little and allow a public service broadcast explaining roundabouts (having been in a car with an American when he attempted one over here). However, I am probably being a Care Bear. :)

[TheDave]

what are the rules of flags on government buildings?

[ruthie]

I like roundabouts..experienced them driving in Ireland..they make sense.

[ziggyjuarez]

Bush #1

[tracydani]

:) That's great. Did you come up with those rules yourself? :)

The only bit I have a real problem with is the left hand driving. Love the roundabouts though.

TD

[ziggyjuarez]

Canada your next:ph34r:

[Biggles]

Canada your next:ph34r:

Canada is already ruled by Queenie! :shifty:

[Samurai]

Beer should be cold and have a head, its only warm flat and tastes shite in the South of England, and they have demonstrated again and again that they have no taste down there. :sick:

Actually beer should be served at room temperature with little head

http://www.shepherd-neame.co.uk/tour/online/bar2.jpg

Lager should be cold and have a head.

http://www.carling.com/images/our_beer/pint_carling.jpg

[Strangelove]

Like i said...

The South... ruin all the Beers :frusty:

[Biggles]

Carling is lager?

[Strangelove]

Carling is lager?
In London, urine in a glass would be classed as lager... its yellow.

To them Yellow = Lager :no:

[Samurai]

So, in your own words please.

Explain:

i) What is beer?
ii) What is lager?

[Biggles]

First principles

They are both liquids non?

[Samurai]

In London, urine in a glass would be classed as lager... its yellow.

To them Yellow = Lager :no:

Actually, I was born in Carlisle and they class Carling as lager as well. So I don't think it is a 'London' thing or 'Southern' for that matter.

[ziggyjuarez]

what are ya talking about?im lost

[Biggles]

what are ya talking about?im lost

CAMRA I think! :blink:

[TheDave]

Alas no, I am not aware who did.

It was sent to me by one of my regular correspondents.
chainmail?

[Biggles]

Just plate armour, I think.

[Skiz]

Hey JPaul, why dont you post the first part as well???? The part where the guy who wrote it says that he meant it as a complete joke and for ppl not to take it seriously.

[Samurai]

I think we all know it was a joke...

You mean... you actually took it seriously?

[Keikan]

what about canada?