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Ariel_001
11-21-2004, 04:27 AM
Spare a few seconds and some bandwidth and click here (http://maddox.xmission.com/). Help get FST listed in The Best Page In The Universe (http://maddox.xmission.com/) top HTTP Referrer (http://maddox.xmission.com/statistics/statistics.html) list.

DarthInsinuate
11-21-2004, 10:40 AM
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/7290/thievery.gif

Jon L. Obscene
11-21-2004, 11:07 AM
:huh:

Jonno :cool:

DanB
11-21-2004, 11:10 AM
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/7290/thievery.gif

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{I}{K}{E}
11-21-2004, 11:10 AM
spam....

why do we wanna be nr.1 on that website?

DanB
11-21-2004, 11:20 AM
spam



why not?

Jon L. Obscene
11-21-2004, 12:09 PM
cos it's black with yellow text :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

enoughfakefiles
11-21-2004, 12:12 PM
Is it a cuban website. :blink:

ahctlucabbuS
11-21-2004, 04:42 PM
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

tesco
11-21-2004, 04:55 PM
cos it's black with yellow text :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
read the faq:

Why does your site look so shitty? / Why do you use such huge fonts?

My site looks shitty for the following reasons:

1. Bandwidth conservation. I'm costing my ISP, Xmission, a lot of bandwidth per month, even with the text-heavy layout I have now. Xmission has been great about hosting this site, and I want to make it as efficient as possible while still getting my point across.

2. Protest. I'm keeping my web site shitty as a protest against all the slick-looking, contentless web sites out there. Nobody cares about your stupid rotating icons and fading links. Mine isn't the only site on the internet that uses a simple layout, perhaps you've heard of this one?

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/google1.gif

Some webmasters have spent years tweaking their layout and designing their site, and very few get any traffic. This site, as shitty as it looks, gets over 1 million visits per month. I use large fonts also as a protest against all the stylish garbage you see out there. When I go to a web site, I WANT TO READ THE CONTENT. Trust me, that micro-font everyone uses isn't nearly as original as they think. I've chosen a black background for most of my text because it's easier on the eyes than staring at a white screen. Think about it: your monitor is not a piece of paper, no matter how hard you try to make it one. Staring at a white background while you read is like staring at a light bulb (don't believe me? Try turning off the lights next time you use a word processor). Would you stare at a light bulb for hours at a time? Not if you want to keep your vision.

:lol:



and i found this funny too:

Will you marry me? / Do you have a girlfriend?

To date I've received 79 marriage proposals from women, and 4 marriage proposals from men. I'm currently not single.

vidcc
11-21-2004, 08:05 PM
In the universe ?....gee some places on earth are still on dial up...how do they connect in outer space:unsure:

Aaron_T
11-21-2004, 08:21 PM
that site is funny as feck, lmao :lol:

TheDave
11-21-2004, 08:25 PM
the latest suicide one made me cry :lol:

Ariel_001
11-21-2004, 09:00 PM
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/7290/thievery.gif


Hey, Is that my cat. :ohmy:

Check out the websense work chart:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=websense

:P :P :P