hippychick
11-22-2004, 01:02 AM
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,
Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before
they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their
conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what
I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could
just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
meet! secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk
and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold
didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to
find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another
female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,
Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before
they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their
conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what
I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could
just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
meet! secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk
and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold
didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to
find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another
female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."