Gnomes

[Mr. Mulder]

BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.



"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.


The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.


Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.


"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside." That's what they think :shifty:

[Cheese]

Damn students.

[DanB]

Fecking tax dodgers

[100%]

I cannot function without Visual Images

[manker]

I feel the same confusion, Zed.

Is this a topic on midget sex or inanimate garden frivolities.

I need pics!


BTW - did anyone see Max and Paddy?

Paddy: So what's a dwarf?
Max: It's a kind of midget.
Paddy: What, like that Queen song?

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

BTW - did anyone see Max and Paddy?

Paddy: So what's a dwarf?
Max: It's a kind of midget.
Paddy: What, like that Queen song?

:lol:
I watched it :lol: :lol:

...no pics sorry :unsure:

[DanB]

who are max and paddy?

[Virtualbody1234]

http://www.gnome.org/

[100%]

Damn thats some Groovy stuff
:lol:

my fantasy about Gnomez is now fullfilled

[manker]

who are max and paddy?The doormen on Phoenix nights, they've done a spin off series now of them in their camper van.

Funniest thing on terrestrial atm :lol:

[DanB]

Pheww back to normal keyboard now.

I used to like Phoenix Nights, whats the spin off series called?

[100%]

Phoenix Nights?
Spin Off?
?

[manker]

It's called Max and Paddy :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Max and Paddys Road To no where - you've only missed 2 eps so far, well worth watching ;)

[Mr. Mulder]

There's the Simpsons before it, Peep Show after it (which rawks :lol: ) plus Father Ted after that :thumbsup:

Friday nights, Channel 4 from 9 ;)

[DanB]

Thanks, I will remember to watch it this week

[manker]

There's the Simpsons before it, Peep Show after it (which rawks :lol: ) plus Father Ted after that :thumbsup:

Friday nights, Channel 4 from 9 ;)Quite right, quality all the way. You can guess what Arcadia and I will be doing of a Friday night :D :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

Quite right, quality all the way. You can guess what Arcadia and I will be doing of a Friday night :D :ermm:
:unsure: :crying:

[DanB]

Quite right, quality all the way. You can guess what Arcadia and I will be doing of a Friday night :D :ermm:


A cosy night in snuggled up on the sofa? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Almost Forgot! :ohmy: Monkey Dust is on tonight! :D BBC2 10pm …It's most excellent :01:

[manker]

A cosy night in snuggled up on the sofa? :unsure:
I'm not sure anymore, Arcadia seems to think it's going to involve a practice that will make his eyes water :ohmy:


:unsure: :crying:

:ph34r: :ph34r:

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm not sure anymore, Arcadia seems to think it's going to involve a practice that will make his eyes water :ohmy:

Well aren't we Mr confident :lol:

[manker]

Who me? :ohmy:




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