Oi lilmiss!!

[Jon L. Obscene]

You don't half set me some tasks :frusty:

ok after 32 mins of rolling :lol: :ermm:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Jonraddon/wtf.jpg


I eventually got it lit.....

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Jonraddon/hang.jpg


Then started feeling a bit like Hannibal from the A-Team :lol:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Jonraddon/han.jpg

You mean like that? :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Afronaut]

With Jazz Tobacco like that...

LoloLOLOLoLLLOllololLOLoo

;P


I found some interesting books as *.pdf on eMule sometime ago:
The Book of Marijuana and The_Joint_Rollers_Handbook,

The things they teach ppl to roll, hehe...
Huuuuuge.

:D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Man that paper is huge , I layered it, it's rolled about 5 layers :lol:

Then it would'nt stick and started falling to bits, I hav'nt had that happen for so so long :lol:
Having said that I been giggling for a while now :lol: tell you what too, they taste really nice, that was black cherry flavour, really sweet :D

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

what a spliff :01:

[bujub22]

what a spliff :01:
what a spliff indeed ;) :crying: i have'nt smoked in 4 months :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

Incredible, His crazed drug induced hallucinations have transferred to the film as we can clearly see a one eyed robot peering round from his curtains :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Was that cigar spliff rolled on the thigh of a cuban bird. :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Incredible, His crazed drug induced hallucinations have transferred to the film as we can clearly see a one eyed robot peering round from his curtains :unsure:

Yes that would be the light switch, they quite good, we use them to turn the light on and off rapidly..........but when I looked to see what you meant I did LMFAO!! :lol:

@EFF......Yes it was actually, somebody murdered a Cuban seagul and I done it on there :01:

:1eye:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

bah I want one

[Jon L. Obscene]

I been trying to email you it for ages but it just wont go down the line, I even tried greasing it up, ........then I tried again after I finished :huh: :lol:

Beep:)

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

oh er missus

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey this is what my sis brought me back from Egypt last week :01:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Jonraddon/bong.jpg

And some Apple backy :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

my mate came back with a bigger one than that.

canes your gear though

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah it's a bit heavy on the throat too man :ph34r:

It looks nice tho :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Yeah it is that. Looks good in your room :D


I haven't had a spliff all day. Would you believe the time i have money is the time no fecker is about :frusty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah I believe that, happens here all the time, I've learnt over the years not to bother if it ain't easy, spent too long chasing it :frusty:

Plus we're about to get the xmas drout :lol: :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[natedogg]

smoking causes lung desiese

[DanB]

Yeah I believe that, happens here all the time, I've learnt over the years not to bother if it ain't easy, spent too long chasing it :frusty:

Plus we're about to get the xmas drout :lol: :dry:

Jonno :cool:


Yup yup, 2 months and 3 days and we are there. Although I won't be doing all day Xmas eve drinking this year

[natedogg]

Yup yup, 2 months and 3 days and we are there. Although I won't be doing all day Xmas eve drinking this year why?

[DanB]

why?


I doubt I will be in work that day to go there afterwards

Plus last year I got super drunk and did some sniff and ended up being a kareoke joker at 4am :lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yup yup, 2 months and 3 days and we are there. Although I won't be doing all day Xmas eve drinking this year

2 months 3 days what? :huh: I'm lost .....again :1eye:

And Xmas eve was quite funny last year, was it 5am? :wacko: I felt rough man :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Did I say 2 months? I meant one :lol:

I know it was very late, very drunk and very fucked the next day for my Xmas meal, oh well :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Yeah and the evidence went all over the net :lol:

I know what you mean about xmas meal, I think I ate at 5pm :lol:

Not this year, I'm planted in bed by midnight man, so I can maybe actually enjoy an xmas :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I say that every year, it never works :lol:

I notice one of the songs has a broken link though :ph34r:

[TheDave]

fupping stoners :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I say that every year, it never works :lol:

I notice one of the songs has a broken link though :ph34r:

:huh: Both work fine for me, unless you talking about a few weeks ago? Had to shift a load cos got rid of an ftp, want me to post em here again since it's nearly xmas? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Drinkers at that time :(

:ph34r: (http://www.ukforums.org.uk/uploads/karaoke/dan_01.mp3)
:ohmy: (http://www.cooljonno.co.uk/stream/dantaint.mp3)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah but it's fecking funny :lol: Classic drunken songs too :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I am not saying a word about them clickable smilies

[Jon L. Obscene]

:ph34r: Say what? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

:ph34r: Say what? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

My post :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Clever :lol:

Nice one :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Se if anyone else notices them

[Jon L. Obscene]

Will be interesting to see if they do :shifty:

Where the hell is lilmiss anyway :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Will be interesting to see if they do :shifty:

Where the hell is lilmiss anyway :dry:

Jonno :cool:

I dunno, she should be back from work by now :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Prolly watching :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

And waiting

[Jon L. Obscene]

To pounce :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I noticed the karaoke.

Fookin' 'el, Dan sounds a lot posher than I thought he would. He's more of your Dennis Rickman Cockney rather than your common or garden Ray Parlour chav.

Who'da thunk it :lol:



-- for those that wonder, cut glass upper class accent for me, natch. The Welsh diction is so refined :rolleyes:

[DanB]

There's a few of us on it(or one of them anyway), much drunk I was though :lol:

[Lilmiss]

You don't half set me some tasks :frusty:

ok after 32 mins of rolling :lol: :ermm:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Jonraddon/wtf.jpg




:D :lol: :D

Takes me about 10 minutes using those one's.
But damnit, they hit you hard. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/spliff.gif


You did lick the end that was rolled around the straw, didn't you? :huh:

[Biggles]

This whole thing has developed into an art form. In my day *croaky voice* you just slapped four rizlas together and nicked a bit of cardboard from the rizla packet for the roach.

[manker]

This whole thing has developed into an art form. In my day *croaky voice* you just slapped four rizlas together and nicked a bit of cardboard from the rizla packet for the roach.I only have a smoke maybe once a week but that's what I do too, Biggles. Damn perfectionists :cool2:

[Lilmiss]

I'm not fussed how they look, as long as they smoke.
These paper are pure lush though. :wub:

Have you tried the Toffee Apple yet, Jonno? :w00t:



Bloody 12:15am and I'm making dinner. :frusty:
If I forget, remind us to get it out the oven about 12:50am. :whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

You did lick the end that was rolled around the straw, didn't you? :huh: [/COLOR]

:lol: Yes I did, several times :lol:

Whats the straw about? I got it in my drink atm :lol:

@Big and Manky.......Trust me, that looks a lot better in them pics than it did up close :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Edit@ lilsupplier ...No I'll try that 2morrow, that was hard work, one a day and stick to normal other times :lol:
I checked the website tho Royal Blunts (http://www.royalblunts.com/main.html) it's a cool site too :01:

[DanB]

We can't have you burning it again tonight can we :lol:

[Biggles]

Rizla used to make super long papers but they were rather obvious and wouldn't fit me baccy tin.

I don't know if they make those any more as they really only had one purpose.

[DanB]

They still make them but they now make slims too. Longer and thinner, my paper of choice.

Sliver Slims :01:

[manker]

Rizla used to make super long papers but they were rather obvious and wouldn't fit me baccy tin.

I don't know if they make those any more as they really only had one purpose.
Long distance lorry drivers? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

We can't have you burning it again tonight can we :lol:

I'd better not, I'm chuffing starved. :crying:



I think the straw is just something to wrap the skin around.

I should be in the market at the end of the week, so if I remember, I shall pick you up some Mintchoc, and Melon ones. They are easier to roll with, but make ya dribble more. :w00t:

[DanB]

What you having?

[Biggles]

Long distance lorry drivers? :unsure:

Perhaps :shifty:

They were very long, one of those full of golden virginia and you would need a poultice on the back of your neck to draw it.

[Jon L. Obscene]

They are easier to roll with, but make ya dribble more. :w00t:

I dunno if thats possible, I do that quite a lot now :unsure:

I gotta admit, it was a giggle rolling it, everytime I let got the bloody thing sprung out :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

What you having?


A crusty looking Sweet n Sour chicken.
I have my chair ready, in case the smoke alarm gets frisky. :shifty:


Just gonna roll meself a grape spliff. :D



Haha, Jonno, there is a knack to it.
I haven't found it yet though. :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You're gonna hit the smoke alarm with a chair? would'nt a broom or something be easier? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

A crusty looking Sweet n Sour chicken.
I have my chair ready, in case the smoke alarm gets frisky. :shifty:


Who needs a timer on the oven :lol:


I had chicken pizza

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm hungy :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

You're gonna hit the smoke alarm with a chair? would'nt a broom or something be easier? :huh:

:lol:

I'd use my pokey stick, but it's too big to hit the button with. :crying:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Not if you hit it hard enough :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I'm hungy :shifty:

Jonno :cool:


Damn, I had just given into temptation to make a joke about you having 15 fingers and you've edited :frusty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:P :lol: lmao

Yeah well I sudnely thought about you and Manker being about and changed my mind :lol:

Jonno :cool: