6 weeks off

[Jon L. Obscene]

And today I go back to work :ph34r:

Oh man this is gonna be a shock to the system after laying on the sofa for 6 weeks :ph34r:

Oh well, gets me off teh puter and gives you lot a break :P

Did have something else to say but fucked if I can remember what :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[natedogg]

ive had 4 weeks off, now i have to go back monday, man life sucks

[Jon L. Obscene]

Nah I'm kinda in someway looking forward to going back, internet life is too stressful :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

I had 3 months off....and am now back at work.....but I am also still here....me bad using works comp for ahem....personal stuff... :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

My work ain't got a puter, we only just got elastictrickery :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

My work ain't got a puter, we only just got elastictrickery :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
elastictrickery :blink:

Mornin' all.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah that stuff that make them glass things on teh cieling glow bright :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

/feels stupid for looking directly at both bulbs in here after reading Jonno's post.



Btw, elastictrickery. Would electrickery have been better :unsure:

[sArA]

/feels stupid for looking directly at both bulbs in here after reading Jonno's post.



Btw, elastictrickery. Would electrickery have been better :unsure:


Perhaps the lights where Jonno works bounce up and down like those toys you can get....boing...boing...boing!

[DanB]

Good luck Jonno.

I start again on Monday

[Cheese]

Slackers.

[manker]

Perhaps the lights where Jonno works bounce up and down like those toys you can get....boing...boing...boing!:lol: :ermm:

Not quite sure what you mean, could you be a little more specific than that.

We don't all have preferential platinum Ann Summers accounts, you know :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Manky..........HAHAHAHAHA...........Dork :P
Elastictickery came from a tv add years ago with the creature comforts, remember? the Geordie Turtle? :D

@Sara......Depends who's bulbs they are :shifty:

:lol:

@Dan.....Cheers dude, no doubt I'm gonna get shit all day about how it's been quiet etc :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

@Manky..........HAHAHAHAHA...........Dork :P
Elastictickery came from a tv add years ago with the creature comforts, remember? the Geordie Turtle? :D
Kinda :unsure:

[sArA]

:lol: :ermm:

Not quite sure what you mean, could you be a little more specific than that.

We don't all have preferential platinum Ann Summers accounts, you know :ohmy:


http://server2.uploadit.org/files/sara5564-CA8L2N4D.jpg

Sorry, best I could find......does this clarify for you?


http://server3.uploadit.org/files/sara5564-CAI4LRF1.jpg

Or this?

[Jon L. Obscene]

:huh: Ok you lot gone weird so I's going, catch ya's later :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

:rolleyes:

Much better, thanks.


Cya lata, Jonno. Have a good day :D

[sArA]

Tarra me duck :lol:

[RPerry]

I've been back to work for a year now, after being unemployed about 7 months. Finally took me a vacation break, so I'll be off for two weeks. Finally have the time to re-shingle my roof after all the hurricanes :dry:

[sArA]

I've been back to work for a year now, after being unemployed about 7 months. Finally took me a vacation break, so I'll be off for two weeks. Finally have the time to re-shingle my roof after all the hurricanes :dry:


Ahh the joys of the DIY holiday! :dry:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01: I'm back :D

I still like my job :D Very fecking painful but lots of fun :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

good good

[Jon L. Obscene]

I love the rumor machine, several people thought I;d had my knob cut off :blink:

I said it was true and I no longer have anything to lean on :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Unfeasible

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yup, which is why I still got it, cos they could'nt find it to cut off :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

[Strangelove]

Yup, which is why I aint got it, cos they found it to cut off :01:

Jonno :cool::huh: :crying:

[NikkiD]

Yup, which is why I still got it, cos they could'nt find it to cut off :01:

:rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01:

Ooo I'd also had the sack, I'd broken my leg and moved to Lester :01:

I love the Sheringham rumor machine :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Had no one seen you about then?

[NikkiD]

I'm sure it can't compete with the Port Dover Rumor Mill... gotta love small towns, huh? Apparently I just spent 2 weeks in the hospital to have my lower intestines operated on... :ohmy: At least that's what my grandfather told me. :lol:

[DanB]

yikes :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Had no one seen you about then?

Not really no, I did'nt hardly go out :helpsmili

@Nikki......Oh trust me, poor old Archy is a nice doddery old boy, he was shocked when he walked in the pub after having flu for a week only to see a collection jar for his funeral :frusty: someone started the rumor he was dead, :lol: poor fucker was just keeping warm :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Strangelove]

He'll have had a few pints out of that one though

[Lilmiss]

I have tomorrow morn off. :01:


I intend on watchng mind numbing chat shows, and drinking large amounts of tea.

[sArA]

:01:

and moved to Lester :01:



Jonno :cool:


Its Leicester....My nearest City (we don't talk about Coventry....shhhh) :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Its Leicester....My nearest City (we don't talk about Coventry....shhhh) :ph34r:


I hate Leicester, too many traffic lights.
Although, The Charlotte is worth the trip. :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

I hate Leicester,

:lol: Subtle as a sledgehammer :lol:

@Sara..... Yeah I know I spelt it wrong but I could'nt be arsed to look it up :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Yeah I know I spelt it wrong


Good job.
I thought you had gone to Lester's. :w00t:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Who's Lester? :ph34r: I know an old guy who hangs around to hear your conversationgs called Lester :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

One of my fave country songs involves a lesbian and a guy called Lester. :huh:



/me goes looking for lyrics. :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Ahem... :shifty:



Two Nice Girls
» I Spent My Last 1000 (on Birth Control And Beer)

When I was a young girl like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much
I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn"
I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am
But then along came Lester and my tell of woe began
(Chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer
It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in
Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
I guess that I was courios I guess that I was young
I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb
(Chorus)
For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last
For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry
(Chorus)





:crying:




I may sing it for y'all someday. :D

[Strangelove]

That's country? :huh:

[100%]

Could be a good RaggaeDub

[Lilmiss]

That's country? :huh:



David Allen Coe says it best, "If that ain't contry, I'll kick your ass". :D
He writes naughty country songs too, but also some nasty redneck stuff. :dry:

[Strangelove]

I'll believe you when i hear it...

[Lilmiss]

I'll believe you when i hear it...


:D
Seriously, you may wish you never said that.




Yeeeeehaw. :w00t:

[Everose]

Oh my Lilmiss. Now I am worried about you. What is this yeehaw shit? :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey Rose :01: You back :D

And with that I'm orf to work :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Everose]

Hi Jonno!

How did you hold up being back at work? Stay the course okay? Are you all healed nicely?

Hope so. Now you can start saving your energy up for the next surgery you need? It won't be such a hard one to recover from though, Jonno, and one that you really need to do. (nag, nag, nag) :D