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Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:18 AM
I can't get broad band, as the cable stops at the end of me street. :crying: :no: :crying:




......at least I got a few hours off work. :shifty:

Strangelove
11-25-2004, 11:27 AM
Can still get Broadband over the BT line :blink:

manker
11-25-2004, 11:28 AM
That's bloody terrible!

I guess it means you can't go with NTL but I reckon you'd be able to upgrade your current AOL account to ADSL broadband. It costs between 20 and 30 quid per month for their services.

Unless you live in a cave :ermm:

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:29 AM
You can? :blink:

Well theres a saving grace.

manker
11-25-2004, 11:32 AM
Yeah, just give em a ring :D

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:33 AM
AOL will give you the 512k connection at £19.99 if you hassle them for it, they just charged me £29.99 for the 1mb so I phoned em up and told em they gave me a special offer (which they did'nt) but I told them I could get a 6mb connection for that, so now I got a year on 1mb for £24.99 :01:

@lilmiss..... Do you have BB capability or have they left you in teh dark ages? :dry: Phone BT, shout at them and tell the woman she's a skanky slag :01:

Jonno :cool:

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:34 AM
[QUOTE=manker]I guess it means you can't go with NTL but I reckon you'd be able to upgrade your current AOL account to ADSL broadband. It costs between 20 and 30 quid per month for their services.

[QUOTE]


Only went for NTL because of their free line rental.
I shall look into ths BT one, when I get to work.


I loaded about 350 tracks onto the pc, in preparation too. :crying:

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:37 AM
Phone BT, shout at them and tell the woman she's a skanky slag :01:


I may do that to vent my anger, anyhoo.
Powergen and Anglian Water are in for a beating too. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif


If NTL can't do it, would AOL be able to?
Not that I want anything else off those dirty manks. :dry:

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:38 AM
NTL use a seperate cable to BT? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

manker
11-25-2004, 11:40 AM
NTL use a seperate cable to BT? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:Yes.

BT use a normal telephone line, NTL use the cables that you get cable TV through.

BT = (A)DSL connection.
NTL = Cable connection.


If NTL can't do it, would AOL be able to?
Not that I want anything else off those dirty manks.
Yeah they should be able to. It's all according if your local exchange has been upadated but since you live in civilisation rather than on a farm - it should be no probs.

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:43 AM
Oh I see, sorry I would'nt know, we get BT and Sky and thats it :(

@lilmiss..... You must have BB on BT? Ring em up "150"

Jonno :cool:

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:43 AM
Hmm....intresting. :shifty:


I gotta do something, this pc is as slow as.... :huh:

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:45 AM
:01: Pour water on it :01:

Jonno :cool:

Strangelove
11-25-2004, 11:47 AM
Lilmiss, if your BT exchange can support Broadband then there are hundreds of ISP's you can choose from to give you Broadband... it pays to shop around, BT isnt the best ISP :P


Try looking at Pipex etc too

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 11:48 AM
Good plan, Stan.
But if it starts smoking, I can't support it's habit. :no:



I'd better get to work, before I get a beating. :unsure:

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:49 AM
Yeah but if she does'nt have anyway of feeding BB then it does'nt matter what isp she's with :(

Jonno :cool:

Strangelove
11-25-2004, 11:56 AM
She wont know until she rings BT :P

If she hasnt now, then it wont be long, they've made a commitment to upgrade all their exchanges by next year now :lol: ... the old system of % of population kicking off the upgrade wasnt working.

Jon L. Obscene
11-25-2004, 11:58 AM
I would think she has it, I mean come on, my sis lives in a village with a population of 68 people, 41 houses and she has BB :frusty:

Having said that BT suck big time and are all stupid and for a comunications company they sure have a major lack of comunication :frusty:

Took em 7 weeks to put me a 2nd phone line in, aparently my house was'nt tall enough, but then they changed their minds and said it was ok :angry:

Jonno :cool:

Strangelove
11-25-2004, 12:00 PM
aparently my house was'nt tall enough, but then they changed their minds and said it was ok :angry:

Jonno :cool:
That sounds as good as "The wrong type of snow" for Railtrack :blink:

manker
11-25-2004, 12:07 PM
Took em 7 weeks to put me a 2nd phone line in, aparently my house was'nt tall enough
:blink: :blink:

:blink:

:blink: :blink: :blink:

manker
11-25-2004, 12:48 PM
Bum Fluff
Was it only me that thought of Ziggy before opening this thread :D














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ziggyjuarez
11-25-2004, 12:52 PM
thats me takeing a shit:ph34r:

ziggyjuarez
11-25-2004, 12:54 PM
Was it only me that thought of Ziggy before opening this thread :D














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vidcc
11-25-2004, 03:45 PM
look here for broadband availability in your area in the uk (http://www.broadbandchecker.co.uk/)


BT line checker on this page (left side) (http://www.bt.com/broadband/bb_info.jsp) if you have a BT phone

Lilmiss
11-25-2004, 04:16 PM
Tanks Vid.
I have ordered it already, the box will arrive in 2 weeks. :01:
It's coming when I'm on holiday from work, so I think I know what I will be doing with my leave. :music:



Hoorah. :w00t:

enoughfakefiles
11-25-2004, 05:59 PM
Pipex do broadband as well. :01:

Strangelove
11-25-2004, 06:01 PM
Best to shop around if your gonna use your BT line lilmiss :unsure:

Lilmiss
12-07-2004, 04:48 PM
Who rawks? :01:




:D

manker
12-07-2004, 04:55 PM
Who rawks? :01:




:DIs it sorted, then :01:

Lilmiss
12-07-2004, 05:01 PM
It chuffing well is. :P

And I can use my phone. :easilyimpressed:

manker
12-07-2004, 05:05 PM
:easilyimpressed:Really, there is something I've been meaning to show you ... :unsure:

Get downloading!!!1111

DanB
12-07-2004, 05:06 PM
Really, there is something I've been meaning to show you ... :unsure:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lilmiss
12-07-2004, 05:59 PM
:lol:

Not that easily impressed. :whistling



I would start dl'g, but I dunno where to start now. :blink:

enoughfakefiles
12-07-2004, 06:40 PM
:lol:

Not that easily impressed. :whistling



I would start dl'g, but I dunno where to start now. :blink:

Kazaa. :lol: :lol:

lynx
12-07-2004, 07:18 PM
Kazaa. :lol: :lol:Never heard of it. :rolleyes:

bujub22
12-07-2004, 07:28 PM
Really, there is something I've been meaning to show you ... :unsure:

Get downloading!!!1111
bum fluff? :blink:

j2k4
12-07-2004, 11:40 PM
I thought "bum fluff" was what happens to those who wear cheap thong undies? :huh:

BTW-When women wearing thong underwear fart, what note do they blow most often? :blink:

manker
12-07-2004, 11:46 PM
what note do they blow most often?Why did that make me wonder if there were any plans to immortalise Clinton on the back of a 20 spot :huh:

j2k4
12-08-2004, 12:04 AM
Why did that make me wonder if there were any plans to immortalise Clinton on the back of a 20 spot :huh:

I have it on good authority he's a shoo-in for a likeness on the cigar-band of Cuba y Havana.

As was said long ago: "A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

I'm reasonably sure the author of the statement didn't know Clinton or that woman, Ms Lewinsky. ;)

Jon L. Obscene
12-08-2004, 11:49 AM
:lol:

Not that easily impressed. :whistling



I would start dl'g, but I dunno where to start now. :blink:


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Jonno :cool:

Lilmiss
12-08-2004, 12:22 PM
BB rawks. :01:


I can spam at twice the speed. :shifty:

manker
12-08-2004, 12:30 PM
I think Jonno has been fantasizing about me again, I don't mind tho' - bless 'im.

Also, lilmiss - I've got that McKenzies CD sorted and can send it along if you like. It's only 10 songs and 40 meg so I could send it to your email, if you've got room.

I can't sign on to msn atm.

Glad you're enjoying teh BB :01:


I'm not capitalizing the 'l' :-P

Lilmiss
12-08-2004, 12:42 PM
Cool, ok. :D


If you wanna gimme your gmail, I can send the Mailorder Comp.
(Which I actually have 3 of. "Mailorder is Fun", "Mailorder is Still Fun", and "Mailorder for the Masses".)


Edit; Oi!!!
I have a big L now. :shifty:

manker
12-08-2004, 12:56 PM
I just sent you a message. Sorry it took so long - I'm in work and the feckers won't leave me alone.

I'd love to get the mailorder stuff, cheers :D

Lilmiss
12-08-2004, 01:18 PM
Ok, I'm starting to send them, but I should be going out soon.


Heh heh.
BB rawks. :01:

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