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hippychick
11-26-2004, 05:49 AM
Redneck Sex Test
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True or False

cpt_azad
11-26-2004, 07:11 AM
LMFAO, best ones:

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

tesco
11-27-2004, 02:21 AM
hahaha good. :lol:

SuperScript
11-28-2004, 06:16 AM
I liked:

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

atiVidia
11-28-2004, 07:30 PM
lol :lol:

Darth Sushi
11-28-2004, 07:33 PM
Redneck Sex Test
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9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False
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:lol: