Ideal Pub?

[Lilmiss]

Ok, say you own a pub.
You choose all the rules. :shifty:


What dress code would you have?
What entertainment would you provide?
How would you decorate it?
Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
Who would you book to play first?
What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?




Me....

What dress code would you have?
None, tho chav's are frowned upon. Wackier the better. Free drink for best costume. :01:
What entertainment would you provide?
Pool table and darts board. Maybe a few poles. :whistling
How would you decorate it?
Quite dark, slight Irish theme, and fake flame torches all over.
Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
I'd have a pub downstairs, and a dancefloor upstairs. maybe a smokers room hidden away somewhere. :shifty:
Who would you book to play first?
Obviously, the Dropkick Murphys....or if they were busy, The Dubliners. :D
What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?
1. Jump Around - House of Pain.
2. Bitches and Nike Shoes - Capdown
3. Atomic Garden - Bad Religion
4. The Dirty Glass - Dropkick Murphys
5. The Boys On The Docks - Dropkick Murphys
6. I've Got My Friends - The Ducky Boys
7. Sentimental Johnny - Flogging Molly
8. I Don't Wanna Grow Up - The Descendents
9. Dominated Love Slave - Greenday
10. It's Clobbering Time - Sick Of It All
11. Roots, Radicals.... - Stiff Littleingers
12. Gangs All Here - Dropkick Murphys
13. Arsehole - Snuff
14. Smash It Up - The Damned
15. Bad Habit - The Offspring.



Your Turn... ;)

[Robert00000]

The only thing i'd want in my pub is naked women :)

[Lilmiss]

:ermm:

Goodshow, Stringfellow.

[DarthInsinuate]

What dress code would you have?
Definately no chavs - if you turn up in burberry you'll have to spend the rest of your time in my pub in pants and vest

What entertainment would you provide?
Pool, darts, a slot machine, probably have it rigged

How would you decorate it?
Nice low lighting, so i can't see the ugly faces of the patrons

Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
A seperate room for smokers, with no ventilation and a transparent wall, so i can chuckle as the room fills with smoke and they start coughing and struggling for oxygen

Who would you book to play first?
AbbaUK - Top International Tribute Band :01:

What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?
I'd just have something on a continuous loop, either Louie, Louie, or Bananaphone

[Lilmiss]

Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
A seperate room for smokers, with no ventilation and a transparent wall, so i can chuckle as the room fills with smoke and they start coughing and struggling for oxygen

:D Sounds like heaven.

:unsure:

[100%]

Dont really matter
as long as the crowd is great

[Lilmiss]

Hmmm....suppose not. :ermm:


/me goes back to talking to the kettle...

[DanB]

Just one that gave me fre beer and a decent Sunday Roast :D

[peat moss]

I would have one rule! "I" hire all the waitress's . :)

[Biggles]

My ideal pub has comfortable old seats and gentle lighting

There has to be a choice of at least a dozen good malts.

The music in the juke box is varied and eclectic but never so loud that it drowns out the craic.

Every week there would be a good folk band playing live but I think to kick it open it, Mike Scott and few of his friends would be just the thing.

As to dress codes, I am not fussed but Ned/Chav behaviour and attitudes would not be welcome.

Actually this sounds a lot my local. :blink:

[Lilmiss]

My pub is the bestest in teh world. :01: :wub:


I didn't want to finish work tonight.
We had an Irish band in, who played a request for me. :D
One of them had a Murphys t-shirt on!!! :woot: :w00t: :woot:


I also met a young man who is gonna teach me geetar.
We compared tatt's, and mine rawk more. :01:

Then, me Ma played bouncer and started telling anyone off who even looked at me the wrong way. Fecking brilliant night. I made about a tenner in tips. :w00t:

(I can spam this thread, as it's mine all mine. :shifty: )

[DanB]

:lol: glad you enjoyed it

[Lilmiss]

I'm buzzing more than a junkie in a glue factory. :w00t:

[DanB]

heh heh cool :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

What dress code would you have?
What entertainment would you provide?
How would you decorate it?
Would you divide it into different rooms, and how?
Who would you book to play first?
What 15 songs would be on your jukebox?

at least some sort of trouser, we'll have none of that funny stuff here :ermm:
sock puppets:01:
With pictures of Gillian Anderson :wub:
I'd have a separate room for Geptards so manker wouldn't feel so outed by the "Normies" :no:
A piss poor student who drunktards can shout and throw beer cans at :01:
Dunno :unsure: