Why Is It That triangle Sandwiches.....?

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Why is it that Triangle cut sandwiches taste better than oblong cut ones?
Imo they always taste better?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Billy-the-Fish/TempPics/TriangleSandwiches.jpg
Is it because perhaps you in-hale more air on triangle ones or something, then again I always like a cup of tea to have a slight gap at the top.... :w00t: so maybe thats it!!! It's all to do with air in-take!!
or then again I may just be :1eye: going slightly :1eye: ....maybe....

:lol:

[TheDave]

its true :blink:

[callum]

Triangle cut sandwiches are for women, real men don't bother to cut them at all.

[exo_body]

we just eat the yeast, bread is for women

[TheDave]

Triangle cut sandwiches are for women, real men don't bother to cut them at all.
you cut the crusts off like a gimp and you know it:P

[callum]

you cut the crusts off like a gimp and you know it:P

i've asked me mum to stop doing that, not my fault she dosen't listen :dry:

sandwich making is of course only for women as well

[TheDave]

i'm considering tuna sandwiches right now but my mums asleep

[callum]

i'm considering tuna sandwiches right now but my mums asleep

if you were a real man you'd wake her up

[TheDave]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm feeling kinda girly so i'll make my own. maybe i should make a huge mess and mix the tuna-mayonaise in eight bowls and leave the bread open on the work top. just to make a point :01:

[callum]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm feeling kinda girly so i'll make my own. maybe i should make a huge mess and mix the tuna-mayonaise in eight bowls and leave the bread open on the work top. just to make a point :01:

not a good idea, a real mum would wake you up tomorrow with a slap in the face at 7am when she get's up to do the ironing.

[TheDave]

OMG. cheap bread, didn't seem like prison matresses at first. now i feel sick, got belly-ache funny taste in mouth:sick: :no:

[DarthInsinuate]

triangular sandwiches are easier to handle without dropping anything, they might taste better because of the distribution of the sauce perhaps?

[TheDave]

i think its cos the first bite gets straight to the ammount of filling intended. so yeah what darth said

[S!X]

This is an interesting topic:blink: :eat:

[DanB]

its so true though :01:

[manker]

I had a conversation with my Mam about this the other day.

I'm not a big fan of sarnies and if I have to eat them prefer them to be cut up into 4 ickle squares 'cause it doesn't seem like you're eating as much.

This was particularly handy in school cause we weren't allowed out to play until we'd finished our packed lunch.

[manker]

I forgot to mention, I can actually explain this myth. I must have gotten a bit trigger happy with the 'Post Quick Reply' button in the above post.

Triangular sandwiches are easier to stack in large quantities in long lines on dining trays, they have a solid crust base and when positioned on this it is possible to see the filling. Therefore it is invariably the sarnie shape of choice for parties and pub teams.

At these events there is usually alcohol involved, someone else has made them for us and the sarnies are free - therefore an illusion that triangular sarnies taste better than other shapes is formed, as we all enjoy and are less likely to bitch about free stuff.

I can claim no credit for this as it was my Mam's theory, I prefer square ones. She's definitely right tho ;)

[manker]

I cut them in two, I couldn't eat four.That's madness, rectangles taste much worse than squares.

[manker]

Well your Mam's theory is bunkum.

I have fully explained the phenomenon, in a scientifically accurate matter.
That's just :sourgrapes: because you got pwned by my Mam.

To suggest a different cutting technique to placate or impress difficult guests is preposterous and belongs in a bygone era.

Free food/drink/sex is usually perceived as better quality, even if it is not the case. This notion is inbread.

[manker]

I suggested a different purchasing pattern, resulting in better fillings. Which would be the case when guests were expected, or on special occasions. I posited that these would be the only occasions on which the triangular method was used.

Indeed my idea encompasses your Mam's as well. Unless of course she charges her guests for their sandwiches. Her theory is at best half-baked.Unfortunately it does not encompass my Mam's theory since when t'landlord throws together some tripe sandwiches for the boys after pool, it is usually made from low grade produce. Economy items are also used for parties and such because of the costs involvced in catering for many people.

I think the average person would have eaten more of these low quality party or pub triangles rather than your a la carte guest isoceles, rather exposing your scientific tosh in favour of my Mam's lesson in common sense.

I have to say that your idea about this seems a little ill conceived. Are you hamming it up, at all.

[TheDave]

can anyone tell me? if i keep eating bread that makes me feel like dying, will eventually stop feeling like dying?

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
People only have triangle sandwiches on special occasions, or when they have guests. They therefore get a higher quality of filling and it is more fresh.

For run of the mill sandwiches, which are cut into rectangles then any old shit which happens to be there is used.

That is all.

[Mr. Mulder]

sorry to interrupt your tea party, ladies. But sandwiches are to be eaten whole, with just the two slices of bread, filling and certainly not cut up like some sort of n00b :01:

[manker]

Ah, I see the difference. It is because your experience (and presumably your Mam's) is based on t'Miner's Welfare clubs in Welsh Wales. Whilst mine is based on mingling with the great and the good. Where anything less than a Kingsmill Gold would be frowned upon.

My theory is based on the sandwich maker having a bit of dough. Being able to purchase decent quality comestibles. Your's seems to be based on scrag end of mutton twixt stale lava bread (which is cake apparently). Washed down with flat "real ale", served at room temperature.Indeed, I see your mistake and it is to your credit that you can identify it with such eloquence and good grace. It is often forgotten by those of a lofty social standing that they can learn much from the peon.

After being buttered up by my Mam's take on the situation you'll agree, I'm sure, that what follows is the crust of the matter:

A triangle quarter exposes more filling than any other cut. One bites at the apex of the triangle and in that single mouthful experiences practically all of the tasty filling without being orally burdened with bland crust. Further bites are considered something of a chore and not representative of the sandwich.

In conclusion other cuts simply cannot compete with this notion of free food in tandem with the veritable taste explosion.

[manker]

If only the blue collared masses could experience this decadence.

It's not that we don't aspire to join your social cliques - it's that you won't lettuce in :(

[manker]

McBannockburns are not only wily but very well bread, it seems.

Cap - doffed.

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

sorry to interrupt your tea party, ladies. But sandwiches are to be eaten whole, with just the two slices of bread, filling and certainly not cut up like some sort of n00b :01:
Yeah but it's all in the type of bread, Filling and finally the Cutting (re: my first post)
:lol:

[TheDave]

me and my dad had a conversation the other day, no normal loaf of bread in teh world comes close to warburtons :01:

[bigboab]

If only the blue collared masses could experience this decadence.

It's not that we don't aspire to join your social cliques - it's that you won't lettuce in :(
Oh for those salad days.:whistling

[TheDave]

apart from fresh bread, what beats warburtons?

[bigboab]

I used to like Hovis. But I couild not be 'jucked' with the incessant Dvoraks 'New World' music everywhere.:(

[Mr. Mulder]

apart from fresh bread, what beats warburtons?
I'm afraid Co-Op's bread is quite sexay and beats warburtons hands down.

Anyone who favors Hovis is a toff and doesn't know their arse from there over priced elbow http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/bb.gif

[bigboab]

I'm afraid Co-Op's bread is quite sexay and beats warburtons hands down.

Anyone who favors Hovis is a toff and doesn't know their arse from there over priced elbow http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/bb.gif
No wonder my underpants are dirty, I've been wiping the wrong thing.:wacko:

[TheDave]

bullshit, 'co-op bread beats warburtons'. no offence but i hope you burn in hell for your lies :angry: :bread: :angry: :bread: :angry:

[bigboab]

Settle petals. There seems to be a distinct lack of breeding here.:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

There seems to be a lot of inbreeding round the warburtons way, filthy bread http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ermm.gif



I'm going to bed, haven't slept in over 24 hours http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[TheDave]

how do you breed bread?

[TheDave]

There seems to be a lot of inbreeding round the warburtons way, filthy bread http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ermm.gif



I'm going to bed, haven't slept in over 24 hours http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif
good luck. i, i, i, i mean good night:shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

how do you breed bread?

You a bit of crumpet first. :rolleyes:

There`s a warburtons round the back from where i work and it smell great to me. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

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..........................yes, alright then..................good night....... http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[enoughfakefiles]

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..........................yes, alright then..................good night....... http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

You`ve gotta have a goodnight thread first. :ph34r: