I Have

[DanB]

Happy drinking, this could be an interesting evening

[Mathea]

what's God's drink? :blink:

[bujub22]

i have a bottle of 151 :shifty: and good news from the probation dept :shifty: i will be bloody flukked tonight :devil:

[DanB]

I have now started on the first one and to be honest that never takes a particularly long time. I am also watching the Ful v Che game on SKY, to enhance the Guyish experience.


Chelsea winning? :unsure:

[Mathea]

t'Apple woman. You of all genders should know.


:blushing: and here i thought it was water

/me gets out the dunce cap

[Afronaut]

Wine is Gods flavor?

oh my


I wish you good ol jolly times with the containers

[100%]

Never tried Velvet

is it.........velvety or just smooth like a womans upper love handle when she is lying down ?

[enoughfakefiles]

Did you get any free gifts with this purchase JPaul.When i was working in aberdeen you used to get a free tenants sports bag when you puchased a large ammout of tennants lager. :D

[TheDave]

i'm guessing boobies

[enoughfakefiles]

Does he mean her top bollox. :01:

[100%]

*% goes off to find appropriate visually descriptive material in fetish archive*

[Mathea]

yeah i dont get it either.... i didnt know love handles had uppers and lowers :blink:

i would also advise against pointing them out to ur lady 15% as it will NOT get the desired effect

[bigboab]

I will run a book. 10 to 1 on that JP reverts to Apple before the end of the game.:)

[100%]

Velvety like here (x) concave love handle:P

..........................X........................
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0028-0401-1114-4334_SM.jpg

[hobbes]

In America, cans of those dimensions are called "wife beaters". These are the containers of choice for those trailerpark inhabitants who plan to make a brief appearnace on the reality show "Cops".

The scenario is quite simple:

1) Husband dons a pink sleeveless t-shirt.
2) Consumes beverage
3) Beats wife
4) Police arrive, she tells them her sad story.
5) Inexplicably Husband removes T-shirt to reveal a pale, flaccid chest
6) Obligatory bickering next to bird path or pink flamingo decoration as cops restrain both parties.
7) Cops eventually handcuff husband and usher him to police car.
8) Exactly as the police are about to close the door and drive away, Wife blurts out, "But I love him!"
9) Retort "I love you,too."
10) Husband released to wife, Cops drive away.
11) "Get me a beer bitch, I'm thirty", puts shirt back on.


Don't let us down Jp.

[Gripper]

is Velvet Beer or Lager?

[Mathea]

erm, a wifebeater is a shirt.. id take a pic of one but my cam isnt hooked up and god knows im too lazy to change that

so instead heres a pic of random ppl in wifebeaters:
http://alumni.imsa.edu/~belle/images/west%20side%20wifebeaters.jpg

[Mathea]

how many beers u got left?

[TheDave]

i'm guessing 7

[enoughfakefiles]

i'm guessing 7

I was just gunna say that. :lol:

[Afronaut]

i'm guessing 7
Thats a good guess,
thats a damn good guess.

:P

[TheDave]

how close was i?

[Afronaut]

how close was i? Damn close, I would say.
Or guess.

[DanB]

Game over, Chelsea win.

:01:

Not much of surprise there though. How's the velvet going down? :unsure:

[DanB]

Good stuff, good stuff :D


I think I might watch The Manchurian Candidate or at least start it anyway

[enoughfakefiles]

Good stuff, good stuff :D


I think I might watch The Manchurian Candidate or at least start it anyway

Tell us wether it`s worth a download dan. :D

[DarthInsinuate]

The Manchurian Candidate is a good thriller, but if you're like me you'll pick holes in the plot

[DanB]

21 mins in and I think it sux0rs so far :(

[TheDave]

6 tins down and he's posting in rhyme :rolleyes:

[Afronaut]

6 tins down and he's posting in rhyme :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

[manker]

That stuff is only about 3% isn't it.

A recipie for gout. Gout I say.

[manker]

Except it isn't carbonated per se.
:D :lol:

I really must get around to writing my review on t'Kronenbourg Cru. Not sure if you're a lager man but do you have 30 seconds to spare in at around midnight?

If so I'll aspire to completion around then.

[DanB]

QI is good but I sometimes find Stephen Fry a little too camp/blatantly homosexual for my liking :ph34r:

[manker]

QI is good but I sometimes find Stephen Fry a little too camp/blatantly homosexual for my liking :ph34r:Really, do you like the pretty boys who haven't come out of the closet yet :shifty: :kiss:



:P

[TheDave]

it'd make a good family show if it wasn't 30% penis jokes

[DanB]

Really, do you like the pretty boys who haven't come out of the closet yet :shifty: :kiss:



:P


No i mean i don't like his in your face queerness. Is that ok? :unsure:

[hobbes]

erm, a wifebeater is a shirt.. id take a pic of one but my cam isnt hooked up and god knows im too lazy to change that

so instead heres a pic of random ppl in wifebeaters:
http://alumni.imsa.edu/~belle/images/west%20side%20wifebeaters.jpg


No Mathea, it is those extra ounces over 12 per can which make men wear those sleeveless T's. It's all scientific so I can't explain it all right now.

Yur boyz luk like spankers (tossers) and posers not beaters. Real white trash MUST have tattoo's, smokes, and mullets. They do not dye their hair--intentionally, that is.
http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/ee/ef/4f_1_b.JPG

The original wifebeaters, bring out the Bull.

Something about this bottle also causes the men to go awry:
http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/40-ounce-malt-liquor-colt-45.jpg

In memory of our KFC lovin', Colt 45 swillin' FC.

[manker]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There is a pub in Glasgow called The Bon Accord, at or about Charring X. It is a purveyor of fine ales.

For example I have consumed Draught Theakston's Old Peculiar there, to the point of exhaustion. It has a myriad of draught / bottled beers at any one time. It has one "Lager" tap.

There is a sign above the Gents, it states "Lager Fermenting Room".

That is all.
Quality :D :glag:

I will drink almost anything that's on tap. I just find lager to be consistent. Provided it's cold and you know for sure that you've tried and liked it before - you'll have a nice pint.

Beer is awkward. It tastes different in every pub and is not worth the hassle.

[Cheese]

Coolio.

I am struggling with a glass of Jacob's Creek atm. Also trying to read an essay by James Baldwin...yawn.