hippychick
12-01-2004, 04:07 AM
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He
said,
"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running
boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,
went
to
the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards.
What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flats tires means three pancakes,
a
pair
of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
are
2 slices crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment
and
then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The
trucker
asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat
tires,
headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!"
He
said,
"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running
boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,
went
to
the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards.
What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flats tires means three pancakes,
a
pair
of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
are
2 slices crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment
and
then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The
trucker
asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat
tires,
headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!"