The power of laughter

[Jon L. Obscene]

Funny init, laughing.....seems that on ocassions it does'nt matter what mood anyone is in if the moment arises you can create laughter.
Example: A woman I know came into work today , looked right pissed off, I asked why she was being a miserable cow (always gets a responce :shifty: ), her 13y/o daughter was sitting outside in the car sulking and crying, I've known the mum for about 12 years or something, remember her daughter as a lil kid so I always wind her up a bit, she clouts me etc all in good spirit. Well the daughter has met this boy via puternet, he lives 6 miles away :frusty: so they been smsing for a couple of weeks, he now wants to meet her in a town 7 miles away, alone at 6pm (dark), the town ain't the nicest place, lots of back alleys and lots of bad things happend for such a small place, there's an underpass too which even I would'nt walk thru at night.
So I go out to try and cheer the daughter up, she wound down the window , I asked what was wroong and she done the whole crying "All my friends do it" etc etc, I told her that it's not safe blah blah then asked if she was afraid of the dark, she said no, why are you?, I said "too right, I'm cacking it right now" at which point she started laughing, then her mum got in the car and they argued so I kinda butted in and said a couple of things and she turned to her mum and said ok I understand, then pointed at me and said "HE makes sense" :lol:
They went home laughing :01:

I'm in the wrong job man :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[callum]

I think you may have made her realize theres fair amount of nutters around

[Lilmiss]

I'm in the wrong job man :lol:



Same here.



I wanted to be a brain surgeon.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I think you may have made her realize theres fair amount of nutters around

:lol: Good comeback man :lol:

Altho worryingly true :ph34r:

@lilmiss...... Ooo I always wanted to be on teh buses, wanna swap, me is teh brain surgen.....sergeon....brain butcher :01:

Jonno :cool:

[callum]

:lol: Good comeback man :lol:

Altho worryingly true :ph34r:

@lilmiss...... Ooo I always wanted to be on teh buses, wanna swap, me is teh brain surgen.....sergeon....brain butcher :01:

Jonno :cool:

It just shows you, you have your part to play in society to.

[Lilmiss]

:D

I did actually want to be a bus/taxi driver, or a ballerina.
Should have thought harder, and kept the tutu. :frusty:



And no.
I suit me job. :lol:
Although, if it means I get one of Baz's Sunday roasts, I'm in. :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:D

I did actually want to be a bus/taxi driver, or a ballerina.
Should have thought harder, and kept the tutu. :frusty:



And no.
I suit me job. :lol:
Although, if it means I get one of Baz's Sunday roasts, I'm in. :shifty:

Ballerina?.........I'll quote Del boy here, "with them boots you'd make swan lake sound like the advance on leningrad" :lol:

:ph34r: Roasts are £3.50 per head............. and £7.50 for the rest of the body :D :lol:
But I think I can arrange friend prices ;)
£4.50? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[callum]

Ballerina?.........I'll quote Del boy here, "with them boots you'd make swan lake sound like the advance on leningrad" :lol: Jonno :cool:
:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Good work Dr.J. You sure are funny;)

[DanB]

I dunno how you stop yourself cracking up when you look in the mirrir thougj

[Lilmiss]

Miaow. :unsure:


Jonno has no mirrors left to check. :ph34r:

[Rat Faced]

How much is a roast if she doesnt give you head? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: From a mod too!!! :ohmy:




Whats with the sig theivery? :shifty:

[Rat Faced]

Its not Sig Theivery... its Sig "Correction" :whistling

[DanB]

Miaow. :unsure:


Jonno has no mirrors left to check. :ph34r:


:lol: :lol: and enough years bad luck still to run before buying more



How much is a roast if she doesnt give you head?


£35? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Oi!!!

I'm not that cheap. :dry:

[DanB]

Oh, I didn't realise that was aimed at you :lol:

[Lilmiss]

2 strikes. :dry:


:w00t:

[Rat Faced]

Oi!!!

I'm not that cheap. :dry:

How cheap are you then
:rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D

[Rat Faced]

OIC....

Jonno was overpricing :no:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Biggles]

I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D

I thought you had to be a strange yellow colour before you could say that. :blink:

[DanB]

I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D


:w00t:

[Rat Faced]

Awww,

Lilmiss, i'm sorry....

You were just tempted to say that, but we know it aint true.

:crying:

[Lilmiss]

:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:

[DanB]

:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:


Potatoes made of gold up there are they? :huh:

[Lilmiss]

Gold dust, actually.

Sprouts are only iron fillings though.

[DanB]

Sprouts are nasty anyway.

Make you fart :sick:

[Biggles]

Sprouts with chestnuts are nice. :)

[Rat Faced]

Shame you can only buy 'em at Christmas :(

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:

round here bags are cheaper than chips :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

So we have a going rate for head now? :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Going rate for my head on a plate :ph34r:

lessons in life, think before you speak , not the other way round :fusty:
I'm gonna get that right one day :rolleyes:

Anyway I had me chips , ain't got a bag but am going bed :)

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Night :)

[bigboab]

round here bags are cheaper than chips :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

What kind of bags are we taliking here Jonno?:ph34r: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Bags of grass.



Which I can't get for love nor money. :crying:

[DanB]

Bags of grass.



Which I can't get for love nor money. :crying:

Join the club. Well I could with money but not for love

[Lilmiss]

If only it grew on bushes. :whistling



/smokes a hash spliff instead. :P

[DanB]

Tries to remember pin number :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

666

Number of the beast. :01:
:unsure:

[DanB]

Got it wrong twice so I gave up :lol: