peat moss
12-06-2004, 01:18 AM
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started
inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive
flames.The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are
in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give
$50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring
flames held the
firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation
became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck
came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township
volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated
by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked
outside the plant .... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers
jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort
never seen before.Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished
the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a
superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters.
The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event
on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell,"said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!
inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive
flames.The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are
in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give
$50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring
flames held the
firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation
became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck
came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township
volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated
by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked
outside the plant .... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers
jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort
never seen before.Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished
the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a
superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters.
The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event
on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell,"said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!