Who's not buying anyone any presents this year?

[Cheese]

Me.

I've spent my loan and grant on beer so I will be skint for this month.

I might just wrap up some stuff lying round my room for family members...

"Thanks Dave, I really needed half a tin of Lynx deodrant."

"No problem mum."

[manker]

Yeah right :dry:



Like you wear deoderant :lol:

[manker]

We both fawked up spelling deodorant :mellow:

[Cheese]

Yeah right :dry:



Like you wear deoderant :lol:
You're getting a lump of coal.:dry:

[DanB]

I'm not buying any, well not planning to at the moment anyway

[Cheese]

I'm not buying any, well not planning to at the moment anyway
Shoplifting eh?

[Rick Phlegm]

Haven't really thought about it yet. :ph34r:

Rest assured I'll be as cheap as humanly possible.

[DanB]

Shoplifting eh?


Now there's a possibility :shifty: :ph34r:

[manker]

Haven't really thought about it yet. :ph34r:

Rest assured I'll be as cheap as humanly possible.Och nooooo!


Ye dinnae say :ohmy:

[Rick Phlegm]

Och nooooo!


Ye dinnae say :ohmy:
That'll be an inflatable sheep for you then.

[manker]

That'll be an inflatable sheep for you then.Thrifty yet convenient. An excellent idea :01:


You've got to admire teh Scots.

[Cheese]

If only my family smoked.

I still have like a million rizla packets that manker sent me...

[Rick Phlegm]

If only my family smoked.

I still have like a million rizla packets that manker sent me...
Draw pictures on them and use them as little christmas cards.

[DanB]

Draw pictures on them and use them as little christmas cards.


Use pencils not felt tips though

[Cheese]

We'll all be able to play the Rizla game.:01:

Until Christmas 2008.

[manker]

Draw pictures on them and use them as little christmas cards.:lol: :lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[DanB]

Dare I ask what the rizla game is? :unsure:

[Rick Phlegm]

:lol: :lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif
You'll thank me for these tips one day.

http://www.americanroyalarts.com/library/dl139.jpg

[*goddess*]

:D They're pretty good, you got any more?

[Cheese]

Dare I ask what the rizla game is? :unsure: Played in a group. Everyone writes a famous person's name on a rizla and sticks it to someone else's head.

You then have to find out who's name is stuck to your head asking questions that can be answered yes/no.

If the answer to a question is yes you get another go, if it's no then it's the next person's turn.

Best played drunk and as part of a drinking game.

[bujub22]

Shoplifting eh?
that sounds like a plan :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

i got a job so i could buy presents http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/dry.gif ...and build a new computer http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ph34r.gif

At this present moment in time i have £1.68, a broken polo and half a torn train ticket http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[Samurai]

i got a job so i could buy presents http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/dry.gif ...and build a new computer http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ph34r.gif

At this present moment in time i have £1.68, a broken polo and half a torn train ticket http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif


macgyver could make a present out of them :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Would this present be another shit film? http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[*goddess*]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Samurai]

Would this present be another shit film? http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

ok judging by 'another shit film', to what film are you referring to originally?

[Mr. Mulder]

any macgyver one http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ph34r.gif

[Samurai]

oh come off it. these films were made in the 80's and compared to today's standards yes they are shit, but at the time they were pretty good. some people are so righteous it's unreal. 10 years from now you'll be saying friends wasn't funny, the littlest hobo wasn't entertaining or pulp fiction wasn't that good. c'mon.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm pretty sure that at the time there was a large majority who also thought they were shit, mainly uk and not us based http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif
http://cybersimpsons.phpnet.org/cs/img/patty_selma.gif

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ermm.gif

[Samurai]

well. never mind eh. you were what around 4 at the time? i wouldn't expect you to understand.

[Mr. Mulder]

you're right, I'm sorry :(










http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ermm.gif

[TheDave]

i'm planning to go through a month long johovah's witness phase. hopefully it means i don't buy people presents but get extra from people trying to bring me round

[Jon L. Obscene]

johovah's

Johovah starts with an "I" :frusty: jesus man you never seen Indiana Jones :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Samurai]

Johovah starts with an "I" :frusty: jesus man you never seen Indiana Jones :lol:

Jonno :cool:


WORD :lol: Even Indy got it wrong first time lol

[manker]

Macgyver is absolutely rubbish, Patty and Selma get wet over him in the Simpsons in an effort to get the idea over to the viewer than the pair of them do not have discerning taste. I've watched about 3 different Eps and can honestly say that it's not so much it being dated that puts me off, it's because it's fucking dire.

Also Arcadia knows more about the tele (and crisps) than anyone in teh world :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/blushing.gif

[Cheese]

Colonel O'Neill pwns Macgyver.

[Samurai]

Colonel O'Neill pwns Macgyver.

Word! He's a General in Atlantis now :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Word! He's a General in Atlantis now :)

Is this general o`neill. :ph34r:

http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/manatlan.jpg

/edit to avoid the stargate lynch mob. :ph34r:

[DarthInsinuate]

Is this general o`neil. :ph34r:

http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/manatlan.jpg
O'Neill, two l's

and he's brigadier general

[Mathea]

nope. no prezzies from me this year. Id try regifting things around here, but I dont have anythign anyone wants :crying: so no gifts

but this year no one is expecting anything from me so I refuse to disappoint them

[bujub22]

nope. no prezzies from me this year. Id try regifting things around here, but I dont have anythign anyone wants :crying: so no gifts

but this year no one is expecting anything from me so I refuse to disappoint them
:sneaky:where my candy panties :D

[Mathea]

actually they are still at the store... i keep meaning to pick em up


hey... come get me and we'll track down spider and you can have al lthe candy panties you want

[bujub22]

actually they are still at the store... i keep meaning to pick em up


hey... come get me and we'll track down spider and you can have al lthe candy panties you want
:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: everytime someone wants me to come get them i dont have the car at the moment :frusty:

[Mathea]

get it back! :angry:

[Rat Faced]

My gifts should have arrived at their destinations now, so

/me is now finished with Christmas until Xmas day, thank god :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

get it back! :angry:
she comes home to tell me she's leaving again :frusty:

[Mathea]

listen, you need to put her in her place and tel lher hell no, she cant have the damn car... its needed to pick ur stalker up so we can track down a gepper and all of us get drunk


sounds reasonable to me....

[bujub22]

listen, you need to put her in her place and tel lher hell no, she cant have the damn car... its needed to pick ur stalker up so we can track down a gepper and all of us get drunk


sounds reasonable to me....
:lol: i wish it was that simple

[Mathea]

it is dammit! at least it should be

[bujub22]

:no: my bitch got problems

she's worried cuz she lost her job friday and tryin toi find another
and i promised to cut her hair today and did'nt then complained about y she's sitting here wining about a job and something to do she could clean wash cloths and other thing to keep busy :frusty: