Depression Test

[ziggyjuarez]

Your screening results indicate a high likelihood that you are suffering from clinical depression. Your answers also show you might be at risk for harming yourself. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional immediately for a complete evaluation — or dial "911" or go immediately to the nearest hospital Emergency Room for an evaluation.


http://www.depression-screening.org/screeningtest/screeningtest.htm


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[TheDave]

The page cannot be displayed

this shit really gets me down

[off-topic]woohoo, pings down to 0.050 god help anyone in my tired ass way now :01:[/off-topic]

[ziggyjuarez]

Links ok for me ;-/

[TheDave]

oh it works now

[TheDave]

Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation, as soon as possible.

The good news is clinical depression is a very treatable illness. Almost everyone who receives appropriate treatment can soon feel better.

fluck psychology :angry:

[100%]

However......

1.if you visit a site like that you are obviously looking for somekind of answers to feeling like shit

2.by doing the test you are uncertain of yourself

3.I just did the test and answered "None or little of the time" everytime
guess what it says..."you are not clinically depressed but If you are still concerned about some of your symptoms, see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation.

4.I also answered "some of the time" for every question and guess what you get?
Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. Your answers also show you might be at risk for harming yourself. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional immediately for a complete evaluation — or dial "911" or go immediately to the nearest hospital Emergency Room for an evaluation.

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[Mr. Mulder]

I don't think I can get dressed and take the test, it was hard enough finding a reason to get out of bed this morning :(

[Samurai]

Your screening results are not consistent with clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation. If you are still concerned about some of your symptoms, see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation. :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

If I take that test it will explode, I am the pinical of happiness and bring smiles and laughter to all I see :01:

Man I talk some shit first thing in the morning :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[ahctlucabbuS]

Your screening results are not consistent with clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation. If you are still concerned about some of your symptoms, see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation.

No surprise there :D

And ziggy, if you feel depressed go see someone. The good news is that most depressions last about 3 months, or 6 months if serious (this does not hold true for chronic depression however).

Still depression is treatable, and it beats feeling like shit right? ;)

[Barbarossa]

I wasn't depressed until I took the test..

Now I am!! :ermm:

[manker]

Your screening results are consistent with Bruce Willis in Die Hard. I sincerely hope no-one ever fucks with you. If you are concerned about this, don't hunt us down for fucks sake - instead see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation.

No surprise there.

[ZaZu]

Your screening results indicate a high likelihood that you are suffering from clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete evaluation. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation, as soon as possible. :huh:

[bujub22]

Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation, as soon as possible.


i think everyone a lil depressed it's christmas ;)

[ziggyjuarez]

Or the test is fake?

[bujub22]

Or the test is fake?
there all fake jus a way to advertise so you'll go to a shrink :frusty:

[ahctlucabbuS]

All the questions match the DSM 4 criteria used by psychologists and psychiatrists to define people with depression.

Still, it's just a test henche the disclaimer on their home page.

[bujub22]

but they think everyone got depression now of days
:angry: and what makes me mad is all they do is proscibe meds to fix them ,thats not the answer :no:

[Arm]

It's like those Energizer batteries that when you press the little buttons they said "good" on them. This test will always say youre depressed. ;)

[bigboab]

As a result of you taking this test. We are all now feeling depressed. Would you please refrain from taking tests of a similar nature in the future.


I dont know what their problem is.:(

[colt45joe]

http://www.depression-screening.org/screeningtest/screeningtest.htm


:wacko:

lol, dial 911