hippychick
12-10-2004, 01:45 AM
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
stuck in his
butt."If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork
looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in
my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I
tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man
in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said, 'I am
Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
I said, "No shit?"
their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
stuck in his
butt."If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork
looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in
my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I
tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man
in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said, 'I am
Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
I said, "No shit?"