I got an itch

[Jon L. Obscene]

On my back, no marks or anything but in 1 small spot on my back I had an itch for 4 days, wtf is it?

If I could reach my back I would punch it cos it's doing my fucking head in.

Jonno :cool:

[enoughfakefiles]

i suppose the spot thinking the same thing. :lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

What?

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

The itch has a Jonno on it's back.

[Jon L. Obscene]

What a stupid thing to say.

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Amazing what nasty little skin diseases you can pick up in Norfolk... get em from the Turkeys. :ph34r:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Aparently so.

Jonno :cool:

[Aaron_T]

scratch it with a big spoon :01:

[keyser_soze]

You could have a run to Blackpool and get a novelty back scratcher :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I live in a seaside town, I don't need blackpool for crap trinkets.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Stfu and have a bath.

I find that advising folks who have itchs to bathe either stops them itching or stops them moaning because they worry about being perceived as smelly.

In this case tho' I imagine that due to his decadent lifestyle - choose whichever definition you like - water hasn't touched Jonno's back for some days :dry:

[Little Mo]

Try Permethrin cream
The cream can be applied to the affected area and washed off after 10 minutes.
Permethrin is available over the counter.
Do not use for treatment of eyelashes or eyebrows.
Hope this helps :)

[NikkiD]

In this case tho' I imagine that due to his decadent lifestyle - choose whichever definition you like - water hasn't touched Jonno's back for some days :dry:

Although I can't post the evidence here, I can attest to that being totally untrue. ;)

[manker]

I can attest to that being totally untrue. ;)Wet t-shirt competitions don't count ...


Although I can't post the evidence here, But thanks for that :unsure:

[Everose]

Where is 'Benadryl Boy' when you need him???? :P

[vidcc]

www.sweet-itch.com/ (http://www.sweet-itch.com/)


does this help?

[Jon L. Obscene]

I don't believe it, I still got this itch man, I'm telling you, there's nothing there but I'm seriously thiking about burning that bit of skin off of covering it in jam and sprinkling ants on it or something :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

Not many people get 'itched in December. They generally wait till summer. :blink:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:frusty:
When do you open your own coat factory then Bob? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

:frusty:
When do you open your own coat factory then Bob? :lol:

Jonno :cool:


Just hats at the moment Jonno. Too many overheads. :rolleyes:

[NikkiD]

I don't believe it, I still got this itch man, I'm telling you, there's nothing there but I'm seriously thiking about burning that bit of skin off of covering it in jam and sprinkling ants on it or something :angry:

Jonno :cool:

Come here, I'll scratch it for ya. :devil:

[bujub22]

is it herpes:eek::fear:

[bigboab]

is it herpes:eek::fear:

Herpes? Are they not creatures with the head of a woman and the body of a bird? :lol: Come to think of it, they could also be the cause. :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Herpes? Are they not creatures with the head of a woman and the body of a bird? :lol: Come to think of it, they could also be the cause. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: thats harpes booby ;) :lol:

[bigboab]

:lol: :lol: thats harpes booby ;) :lol:

They are not laughing now. :( :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually its Harpies Joob. :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Come here, I'll scratch it for ya. :devil:

:helpsmili Only if you put that claw down :unsure:

@Buj..... On my back? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[bujub22]

:
@Buj..... On my back? :lol:

Jonno :cool:
hey i dont know what u been up to :shifty:

[bigboab]

:@Buj..... On my back? :lol:
Jonno :cool:

Could you not do this type of thing by PM. :( Its all rather embarrassing. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

They are not laughing now. :( :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually its Harpies Joob. :)
u know what i ment tho :P

[Jon L. Obscene]

hey i dont know what u been up to :shifty:

I'm sorry, this is in the center of my back, on my spine :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

:helpsmili Only if you put that claw down :unsure:

@Buj..... On my back? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Oh fine. I'll put Tigger down then. :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

I'm sorry, this is in the center of my back, on my spine :lol:

Jonno :cool:
sounds like the perfect place for a jizzing :sick: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah thanks for that :dry:

@Nikki... ARGH!!.... CAT ATTACK!! :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[bujub22]

Yeah thanks for that :dry:



Jonno :cool:
dont thank me thank the bastard who did it :lol:

[NikkiD]

Yeah thanks for that :dry:

@Nikki... ARGH!!.... CAT ATTACK!! :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

Woo hoo!! I won!! :D :01: