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hippychick
12-17-2004, 04:38 AM
Men you will be quizzed on this at a later date.


"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = & carpeting & furniture & wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair, put on my makeup n look for something to wear n then find right shoes to match. Did I mention acessories...

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

cpt_azad
12-17-2004, 06:24 AM
"I want new curtains" = & carpeting & furniture & wallpaper


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