the golden rule when wrapping presents

[Mr. Mulder]

is if the item can’t be seen for wrapping paper, it can be considered as wrapped :ermm:

which is very helpful if your presents look like they’ve been wrapped by david blunkett's dog :unsure:


:no:

[100%]

We live in a modern age where plastic has been created
hence
an updated version of your golden rule is
put in plastic bag*


'available at an shop near you