TheKiler
12-25-2004, 05:45 PM
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
Opps I mean Ho, Ho, Ho..
Merry Christmas.
To all the young people: DO NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA, HE IS A BAD MODEL.
1.) He stalks people- How does he know if you've been good or bad?
2.) He's racist- I don't see any black or even asian elves
3.) He's a home invader- He climbs through the chimney.. who knows what he can steal.
4.) He does illegal animal experiments- How can he get flying reindeers and a red nosed reindeer? He must of experimented with animals and not have a permit for it.
5.) He steals milk and cookies- Sure you may give it to him but he doesn't even leavea thank you notice.
6.) He drops wrapped packages- Who knows if it's a bomb?
7.) He gives out lumps of coal to the bad- If all the bad people sell it, the coal industry is ruined.
SO BE CAREFUL. Have a happy and safe Christmas
Opps I mean Ho, Ho, Ho..
Merry Christmas.
To all the young people: DO NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA, HE IS A BAD MODEL.
1.) He stalks people- How does he know if you've been good or bad?
2.) He's racist- I don't see any black or even asian elves
3.) He's a home invader- He climbs through the chimney.. who knows what he can steal.
4.) He does illegal animal experiments- How can he get flying reindeers and a red nosed reindeer? He must of experimented with animals and not have a permit for it.
5.) He steals milk and cookies- Sure you may give it to him but he doesn't even leavea thank you notice.
6.) He drops wrapped packages- Who knows if it's a bomb?
7.) He gives out lumps of coal to the bad- If all the bad people sell it, the coal industry is ruined.
SO BE CAREFUL. Have a happy and safe Christmas