View Full Version : You're all scottish
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:19 PM
Everyone that says "Hawt, Cawk, Fawce" etc etc, say it aloud, you sound scottish :huh:
Jonno :cool:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:24 PM
May teh fawce be with you :01:
And I thought you sounded Berkshireish :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
TheDave
12-31-2004, 04:27 PM
fawk off. that just sounds like i'm slow
I'm not scottish an that's finel.
manker
12-31-2004, 04:27 PM
May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.
Thanks
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:29 PM
Yes you may Manker :)
Just say aloud "Cawk" and "Hawt" , it sounds scottish :01:
Jonno :cool:
May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.
Thanks
I will post the first 'I concur' :huh:
tesco
12-31-2004, 04:30 PM
My mom's scottish.
does that count for anything? :huh:
TheDave
12-31-2004, 04:31 PM
Yes you may Manker :)
Just say aloud "Cawk" and "Hawt" , it sounds scottish :01:
Jonno :cool:
sd did start me saying that shit
Cheese
12-31-2004, 04:32 PM
May I be the first in this thread to post a general 'what the fuck'.
Thanks
Who is General Whatthefuck?
I can arrange it if you want.
How?
manker
12-31-2004, 04:33 PM
In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.
Anyone that doesn't is mental.
TheDave
12-31-2004, 04:34 PM
but youre from south wales
Rat Faced
12-31-2004, 04:38 PM
However I consider you to be linear and me to be lateral.
Why are you walking sideways JPaul?
:blink:
manker
12-31-2004, 04:39 PM
I could have been more clear.
People may need to use some common sense to extrapolate my meaning. JP is probably fecked 'cos he's a bit of a dreamer.
It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.
Sounds awful.
A live haggis btw, how does that work? :blink:
TheDave
12-31-2004, 04:41 PM
It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.
you dont hear yourself when you read? :ohmy:
edit: mischevious loading pages :angry:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:44 PM
In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.
Anyone that doesn't is mental.
But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)
Jonno :cool:
But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)
Jonno :cool:
wtf? :huh: :unsure:
are you pissed already?
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:51 PM
No not yet :shifty:
Dan..... Dude, say Cock in a Scottish accent.
Now say Cawk.
Sound the same? :frusty:
Jonno :cool:
wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
Sara your fawking avataw is fawking scawry :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
manker
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)
Jonno :cool:
Spelt is wheat but I don't pronounce things the way they are written. I pronounce them as I think appropriate. If people pronounce things the same as they were written then we'd all sound like those computerised voice things you hear on t'interweb.
TheDave
12-31-2004, 04:52 PM
i'm not reading out loud. its just how i process wordage; i talk in my head
I cannae do a scottish accent :(
wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:
That sounds like discrimanation or some kind of regional pseudo racism, shame on you :angry:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:54 PM
Come on Dan, there's a nothing that ya cannae do :01:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/images/supergran/supergran_coast150.jpg
Jonno :cool:
Come on Dan, there's a nothing that ya cannae do :01:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/images/supergran/supergran_coast150.jpg
Jonno :cool:
I wouldnae do her :no:
manker
12-31-2004, 04:56 PM
wonders if manker sounds Welsh....yakkie dah....or if he is one of those Welshies who try and sound more English so they can get served in pubs over t'border... :lol: :lol:I have the Welshiest of Welsh accents, as I come from The Valleys. That doesn't preclude me from writing correctly tho' ;)
My mates get the beers in if I have to cross t'border to visit them :fear:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 04:57 PM
I wouldnae do her :no:
But it's Supergran, she's Hawt and wants you to Fawk her with your cawk :01:
Might need a few tubs or Vasaline tho..............and a cobweb brush :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
That sounds like discrimanation or some kind of regional pseudo racism, shame on you :angry:
Its ok...its only aimed at manker cos he occasionally ventures out of the valley.... :lol: :lol: :lol: all other Welsh people can expect the same degree of respect as any other racial/ethnic minority....
@ Jonno...my avatar is a photoshopped image of one of my mates 6yr old daughter...he says it sums up her personality :blink:
But it's Supergran, she's Hawt and wants you to Fawk her with your cawk :01:
Might need a few tubs or Vasaline tho..............and a cobweb brush :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
:sick:
Jon L. Obscene
12-31-2004, 05:00 PM
Does she have a brother called Chucky? :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
manker
12-31-2004, 05:01 PM
He's an Estate Agent who supports Manchester United and drinks Babycham. That's about as Welsh as a Pearly Queen.I've got leaky underpants :angry:
manker
12-31-2004, 05:03 PM
Its ok...its only aimed at manker cos he occasionally ventures out of the valley.... :lol: :lol: :lol: all other Welsh people can expect the same degree of respect as any other racial/ethnic minority.... :blink: :blink182:
I've got leaky underpants :angry:
too much info perhaps? :huh:
manker
12-31-2004, 05:06 PM
Sorry I mean't leeky.
But http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/glag.gif
Sorry I mean't leeky.
But http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/glag.gif
What, you got leeks in your underpants? :unsure:
:stings: :pinch:
Biggles
12-31-2004, 05:16 PM
What, you got leeks in your underpants? :unsure:
:stings: :pinch:
It's a Welsh thing
Come to think of it more fun than a thistle :blink:
:shifty:
On the other hand.....
With regards the words I think it would sound more Scottish if you tried pronouncing them hot and cock (as we enunciate the vowel sounds :) ). The others just end up sounding like something from Eastenders when I try them.
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