How D'ya like Base?

[Lilmiss]

:w00t: Boom, Boom!!! :w00t:



Gotta do stuff, wanna clean, find the lighter, whats that noise, mmm...another drink, bloody neighbours, woot i found a half smoked spliff, my tongue is now officially blue, crikey I smell awful, where did I put the friggin' lighter? :unsure:



More speed and jelly beans.


:ermm:


Someone 'elp me. :crying:

[tesco]

i like bass. :)

you doing speed lil miss? i wanna try that. :crying:

[Lilmiss]

Eeeek.....no-ones here to stop the suffering, don't know what to do, don't wanna come down yet, but I really should, orange juice is what I need, arggggghhh, got the itches.



:helpsmili


:crying:


Edit; Hello and yes I am. Are you not? Wanna try. :whistling

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.wisechoiceuk.com/prodspics/shandy.jpg
the ard stuff :01:

[Lilmiss]

I have shandy, will that help me?
My head keeps caving in, and although nice, its really spooky.



Do you have my lighter? :unsure:

[tesco]

ya rossco wants to try speed. :)

email some over. :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

sure do lilmiss, why don't you scroll down and get it :shifty:

























BOO!
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/scary/ahhh.jpg

[Lilmiss]

Course you can have some Rossco.
Then you can talk a loada numbchucks like me too.
Sending now, try licking your moniter for full effect. :shifty:




Mulder.....now that was just feckin' evil.I actually did jump. :unsure:


I had a surreal moment earlier, some bloke sang the entire lot of "Subterrean Home Sick Blues", at full speed, and in the voice of Bob Dylan. It was fantastic. The he went away. I think he was an angel. Hard to tell these days, you know, but pixies are easy to see, little swines always steal my right socks all the time.




So urm, me talks to the wall quickly.
Have you always been a wall?
.......................... :wacko:

[Mr. Mulder]

if this bloke was an angel ...how come his shoes were untied? :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Did you untie an angels shoelaces?
Thats a bit rough.

Pixies maybe, but angels? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

he said he wanted his feet free so he could play hide the toe :crying:

[DanB]

Good time then Lillone? :P

[Biggles]

Lilmiss, at times you worry me.

:ermm:


*Sigh* - perhaps SGG's right and I am no longer human - merely a dad. :dry:



:dry:

[Lilmiss]

Crikey almighty, my eyes ache so badly.

And my entire flat is covered in party poppers. :frusty:



But yeah, I had a good night.

/me hides from Biggles now. :unsure:

[DanB]

Your eyes ache? Did you get poked in them last night :unsure:

[manker]

Have you checked the back of your head for damage :unsure:

[tesco]

:crying: lilmiss you lied you never sent any. :(

[Lilmiss]

My head caved in, around 4am.
Hasn't came back yet. :unsure:


My eyes are working against each other.
Trying to look in 10 places at once.

Dreading going work.


I got through the most of a bottle of Blue Curacao last night.
My tongue is still bright blue. :01:






I'm

[manker]

An odd choice of liquor but I did wonder why you were babbling about a blue tongue :lol:

Your drink cabinet :rawks:

[Lilmiss]

My drinks cabinet is empty. :crying:
Well, except for 2 Carling and a litre of Smirnoff.


Sorry Rossco, think I was distracted.
T'is all gone now, too.

[DanB]

:lol:

How did you do in the poker though? :unsure:


on plus note tomorrow is a bank holiday so you have another recovery day :D

[Lilmiss]

I'm back to proper work tomorrow. :unsure:



And I did dreadful at poker, the Hungarians made me drink shorts.
I'll show 'em next time. :angry:

[DanB]

I'm back to proper work tomorrow. :unsure:


:ohmy: That's not fair. I'll be sure to think of you when I wake up around lunchtime then :P

Pesky people getting you drunk so you can't play well, I don't know :no:

I been waiting hours to get some gear and I have just been told I know have to wait till this evening and go down the pub to meet him :frusty: its fooking freezing out there

[tesco]

I been waiting hours to get some gear and I have just been told I know have to wait till this evening and go down the pub to meet him :frusty: its fooking freezing out there
It's freezing rain here. :(

[Lilmiss]

I knows, I gotta go work. :crying:

Although, I do have all the windows open and am enjoying the brezze/chill.
Kinda burning up here.



I've sent me Ma a msg, saying cya the moro, and she hasn't replied.
Oh, I hope I am off tomorrow. :unsure:

[DanB]

How come you burning up, you're not coming dwon with flu or anything are you? :(

Hmm, if she doesn't reply does that mean you won't go in? (that would be my logic anyway :D )

[Lilmiss]

She still hasn't replied. :angry:

Bet she's laughing at me right now.





Would it be very wrong to whack your Ma with a stick? :unsure:



Dunno whats up, I'm just roasting.
Blaming it on excessive usage of drink n drugs. :whistling

[DanB]

heh heh I guess it depends on how hard you whack her

[Lilmiss]

With much force and fury. :unsure:

[DanB]

With much force and fury. :unsure:


Hmm, it might not go down to well, but nor does her not putting your mind at rest. :ermm:


I guess that probably has somethoing to do with the roasting thing, I can remember always being very warm the next day when I used to be pill monster :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I know, I feel skanky too.
Serves me right. :D




Goddammit, I'm gonna kick her arse.....

[DanB]

But it was good fun though so it sorta balances itslef out :D

Any chance she will be down the pub tonight? :unsure:


damn I need to stop forgetting not to press reply after posting. either that or my posts are vanishing :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Maybe they are being collected in a large box, as evidence against you for chav crimes. Or maybe not. :unsure:

Perhaps they are in your pocket?



Doubtful me Ma will be in the pub.
If she knows whats good for her. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thboxing.gif

[DanB]

I think what I might be doing is typing it in the quick reply box and then scrolling down and clicking the forum jump thing.

Or I am about to get hit with a heavy list of chav crimes :ph34r:

I did find something in my pocket to play with though :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Sent her another msg, and she finally got back to me.


She informs me I'm not back til the 6th. :unsure:




Woots. :01:

[DanB]

Hooray :01:

Thats even better, thats Thursday :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

Think she meant Tuesday, but I'll find out tomorrow.


I'm going on the lash when I finish tonight though. :P :01: :P




God Bless, my aching rotting insides.

[DanB]

:lol: I bet your liver is loving you

Try not to drink stuff that will dye your tongue for 24 hours though :P

ooh almost forgot to sak if you were going anywhere good

[Lilmiss]

Just going to visit some mates.
I'm taking my litre of Voddy too. :unsure:


Have fun you.
Cya when I'm not sober. :P

[DanB]

Heh heh the drinks cabinet will be bare in the morning then.

Have a good night Lilmiss, cya later :D

[Biggles]

Lilmiss

:dry:

Life is not a race.


If it were a race, though, it is extremely unlikely that the winner would be the first to destroy all useful organs. :no:

Now go and do something improving like tidying your flat. If you are good the elves might give you your socks back. :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

If it were a race though.... :shifty:



T'is ok Biggles, I'm gonna pop it this year anyhoo.
Which means I'm allowed to take everything. :w00t:

[Biggles]

If it were a race though.... :shifty:



T'is ok Biggles, I'm gonna pop it this year anyhoo.
Which means I'm allowed to take everything. :w00t:

Ah, the 28 thing!

But surely (logically) if you can take anything then it will become a self fulfilling prophecy.

:nono:

[Lilmiss]

/me hides from the shaky finger. :ph34r:


If anythings gonna kill me, it will be Mcdonalds imitation burgers.
They don't taste too good.


Although, I think I may have lost all my tastebuds. :unsure:

[Biggles]

/me hides from the shaky finger. :ph34r:


If anythings gonna kill me, it will be Mcdonalds imitation burgers.
They don't taste too good.


Although, I think I may have lost all my tastebuds. :unsure:

McDonalds is a portal to hell - a foretaste of eternal culinary doom.

Your tastebuds may simply have gone into hiding to protect themselves.




Lilmiss's new year resolution - "to get stoned safely and with consideration for her bod."

If you get deaded we will all give you such a spank! So be warned! :nono:

[TheDave]

it may not be burger king but mcdonalds does taste nice. if it didnt taste ok they wouldnt be the biggest fast food chain in teh world

[Lilmiss]

Lilmiss's new year resolution - "to get stoned safely and with consideration for her bod."


I didn't say that. :huh:
In fact, I'm sure I uttered quite the opposite at New Year.


Mcdonalds is lazy food for stupid people.
I go there alot. :ermm:



If I get deaded you can say, "Told you so." :P

[Biggles]

I didn't say that. :huh:
In fact, I'm sure I uttered quite the opposite at New Year.


Mcdonalds is lazy food for stupid people.
I go there alot. :ermm:



If I get deaded you can say, "Told you so." :P

:( Saying "told you so" is not all its cracked up to be.



Will have a word with the Trolls to keep an eye on you. :devil:

[Lilmiss]

Will they supply their own drink n drugs.
Cause I don't think I can afford someone else's habbit too. :unsure:




I think, "Biggles told me so", would look smashing on my tombstone. :D

[manker]

:crying:

But you've still to finger thro' my music stuff. Maybe The Dead Milkmen will make you want to temper your drug experiments :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Well, you'd better sort it out quickly. :unsure:


I'll let ya have my entire music collection when I go.
You may get bashings off my bro if you steal my NOFX collection though.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Last time I done billy I paced up and down for 6 hours talking about a matchbox :ph34r:

And I came to the conclusion not to drink with it cos it's a waste since alcohol seems to have no effect after taking base :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I noticed after I had taken most the bottle of Curacao in shorts, I wasn't getting any drunker. But it made me look well 'ard. :01:



:ermm:

[DanB]

and you got a funky blue tongue

[Lilmiss]

Yes I did. :01:


My eyes have gone back to normal now, too.
:doublewoots:

[Jon L. Obscene]

But it made me look well 'ard. :01:


Viagra eye drops can do that too :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Yay, all's well that ends well then :01:

Any green yet? :unsure:



for you Jonno http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/coat.gif

[Lilmiss]

No, no green as yet.
It's still the "Smelly Cheese" stuff. :dry:


May have to smoke the spice rack. :shifty: :D




I'm ignoring Jonno's post, btw. :frusty:

[DanB]

heh heh, that would be an experience to say the least :lol:

I think I am watching something like the top 100 movie/musical songs on the telly, its not good :ph34r: I want to watch House of Flying Daggers but have to get green before I can watch it and I have to wait an hour for that :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

Oh bugger.

You are always waiting for smoke, should teach you to go easier on it this time. :D


I had a group of mates come round and steal half my video/dvd collection.
They took away Watership Down.
M'hehe. :devil:

[DanB]

I know, it seems to be the story of my life atm :dry:

That's a bit of a blessing they took it away with them, I bet you're bnot even in that much of a hurry for them to give it back :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Nah, I'm in no hurry to suffer that again.
I did warn them about the excessive swearing, and violence though.



I've got through almost an oz since Friday.
Most has gone into yogurts. :ermm:


Eeek...I gotta work soon. :crying:

[DanB]

And you say I should slow down :lol: I haven't had pot yoghurts before, any good?

Is it that time of day already? bah

[Lilmiss]

Ever wonder why I have two jobs? :whistling


You've never had hash yogurt?
Feckin' hell.

You have to burn it on a spoon with a lil oil.
Make sure it bubbles before adding it into the yogurt.


Not that this will help you, as you don't have any stuff. :lol: :shifty:

[DanB]

Ever wonder why I have two jobs? :whistling


:lol: Very good point

I have had skunk melon before though thats quite tasty. And I'll have stuff before you go to work :P

Only eaten hash in cakes before, thats quite good but I have seen people have hash yoghurts know I think about it, but they just crumbled it in, no spoon burning involved :unsure: Is that better?

[Lilmiss]

No, thats not better.
Tell 'em to make proper yogurts and roll real size spliffs. :01:



I've never had hash melon, but have had Vodka melon.
Takes days to prepare though.

[DanB]

Vodka melon sounds interesting :D

We do skin real size spliffs, and its easier than sticking 3 together :P

[Lilmiss]

And smaller than a toothpick. :D

[DanB]

And smaller than a toothpick. :D


:lol: :lol:

Na thats just mine.


Erm :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

Not sure if you should be bragging about that. :unsure:


I have a huge one. :01:
:ermm:

[DanB]

:lol:

hermaphrodite :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I can keep wishing. :unsure:

Maybe one day, I shall grow one out my ear.

[DanB]

why would you want to swap though?

[Lilmiss]

I've always wanted to be male.

I'd get more aurthoritah if I was. :01:



:unsure:

[DanB]

Possibly, but I don't seem to have any :crying:

[Lilmiss]

I respect you. :wub:





Not as much as I should though. :shifty:

[DanB]

:w00t:

I don't mind if its only a little bit.

I have to pop out now and see a man about a dog. Hope work is okay for you :ph34r: