3 things that "Piss" you off....

[Djtima]

1. girls that play hard to get...
2. Dj's that shout there name at the start of rap songs...
3. Ppl that speek "Fully-sick"
(use words like Fully, Bro, Nigger, Man[said- Mun], Yo, OMG, Sick-mate ect. ect.)

What ticks you off? :shifty:

[brotherdoobie]

1. girls that play hard to get...
2. Dj's that shout there name at the start of rap songs...
3. Ppl that speek "Fully-sick"
(use words like Fully, Bro, Nigger, Man[said- Mun], Yo, OMG, Sick-mate ect. ect.)

What ticks you off? :shifty:

The one thing that really gets under my skin, is little piss-ants that think I give a feck what they hate. :)

Peace bd

[NikkiD]

The one thing that really gets under my skin, is little piss-ants that think I give a feck what they hate. :)

Peace bd

Priceless. :lol:

[cpt_azad]

hahaha

[Cheese]

People who double post.

People who can't count.

[Cheese]

People who sign off with the same fucking thing in their posts. That's what we have signatures are for.

NUFC's poor run of form.

Henry Higgins, the landlady's sausage dog. (oo-er)

[Skweeky1]

People who ask me 'Ach hen, why don't you get a real job?'

Waking up at 4.30 if your alarm is set for 5

The taxi queues on New Year's eve

[firef04]

1.Past
2.Present
3.Future

but they are also things i love

4.reactions like brotherdoobie made malakas

[Spider_dude]

rain
wind
the red button on my laptop
my dvd recorder being a homosexual

[Cheese]

my dvd recorder being a homosexual

You mean it's buggered? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

You mean it's buggered? :unsure:
No he means it winks at him and grabs his ass...when drunk

I belive it's bi-sexual anyway...but thats beside the point.

Peace bd

[trajillo]

zorro
remote control out of batterties
small toes
black nipples on a white chick
rugs that smell like coffe beans and dog crap
people that have red hair and poo in jugs
cancer cats that come with ceral
the electronics arts merging with other companies
tables with 3 legs
dogs with 3 legs
pens that are blue but write red
pens that are red and write blue
chinese people screaming
keyboards with the letters put upside down
finding the wrong ingredients in your pizza
12 year old kids working at pizza hut
a mc'chicken that has bad lettuce and your too lazy to complain
toliets with blood on it
milk never smells good
blue lights in cars
playing stupid loud music in car
driving with your arm hanging out of the window
farting monkies
and
bees

[Jon L. Obscene]

People who have to take a pop at others for no reason.
People who phone me at 8am on my day off.
People who let their dogs shit where they like and don't clean it up.
Anyone who where's loads of jewelry (Mr.T is old, get a grip)
Throwing up everyday
Christmas
Slow puter
Burning a disc that does'nt work
People who try to belittle others
Bullies

My boss phoning me up and having a fit at me when I not been up long (that's an edit cos it only just happend.)

I realise that's more than 3 but I'm now in a bad mood.

Jonno :cool:

[Peerzy]

That ****ing word filter

[Jon L. Obscene]

Why do you need to swear?

Jonno :cool:

[Peerzy]

Why do you need to swear?

Jonno :cool:

To ****ing prove the point of how ****ing annoying it is :unsure:

[manker]

People who have to take a pop at others for no reason.
People who phone me at 8am on my day off.
People who let their dogs shit where they like and don't clean it up.
Anyone who where's loads of jewelry (Mr.T is old, get a grip)
Throwing up everyday
Christmas
Slow puter
Burning a disc that does'nt work
People who try to belittle others
Bullies

My boss phoning me up and having a fit at me when I not been up long (that's an edit cos it only just happend.)

I realise that's more than 3 but I'm now in a bad mood.

Jonno :cool:
Feck arf, fatty. Also please try to end each sentence with a full stop unless you're using a smiley :P

I hate bad grammar and poor spelling. I'm really struggling for a third thing.


Possibly H from Steps :unsure:

[trajillo]

Damn You Apes!!!!!!!!

[Jon L. Obscene]

Can I have your third thing?

Jonno :cool:

[Peerzy]

Feck arf, fatty. Also please try to end each sentence with a full stop unless you're using a smiley :P


What about Smilie then full stop/grammer :shifty: ?

:D .

[manker]

Can I have your third thing?

Jonno :cool:I said my third thing was H from Steps.

You can have him but only if he'll have you. Didn't know you had a thing for the floppy haired Wrexham tosser tho' :blink:




Peerzy, that's wrong and you know it :dry: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm really struggling for a third thing.


Possibly H from Steps

Meaning not Definitely and you still thining about it :P

Jonno :cool:

[Peerzy]

Peerzy, that's wrong and you know it :dry: :lol:

Sorry :( .

[manker]

Meaning not Definitely and you still thining about it :P

Jonno :cool:That's right, it may not be H from Steps but it is definitely going to be some boy band tosser so whichever I choose you can have him as long as he consents, okay.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Fair enough.
What about Brian from Westlife? I always wanted to punch him really hard in the face lots of times.

Jonno :cool:

[Peerzy]

Fair enough.
What about Brian from Westlife? I always wanted to punch him really hard in the face lots of times.

Jonno :cool:

Is he the one who's married to the winner of IACGMOOH :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Used to be married to Kerry Catona.

Ugly twat with a stupid beard and a very punchable face.

Jonno :cool:

Edit.... Yeah her, sorry only just figured out the letters :frusty:

[TheDave]

men
women
children

[Skweeky1]

Brian McFadden.

And I only know that because there's this copy of NOW! magazine lying about!!

[Arm]

1) People
2) Everything Else
3) Constant solitude.

[Cheese]

People who list more than three things when asked to list three things.
Manker.
Moral crusaders.

[Biggles]

1) People
2) Everything Else
3) Constant solitude.

An interesting dilemma you face there. :shifty:

[Biggles]

Intolerance
Unkindness
Packaging that is impossible to open

[Cheese]

Star Trek: TNG
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Deep Space Nine

[Skweeky1]

I like Star Trek : Enterprise though

[manker]

People who aren't consistent with semi colon usage.
People who capitalize 'manker' - even at the start of sentences.
Still hating people who don't put a full stop at the end of each sentence except when using a smiley :dry:

[DanB]

waking up
runing out of gear
being skint

[trajillo]

yo yo ma shall not with us...no, he is within us not without us. For twether tis not to be round with the ultimate sexuality of those who are upon us buyt someday we will conquer those and overcome our fears and redo our on fights, i am not human, but i am who i am meaning what is a chinese man will always be a chinese man. Is not but i am that, shall be with us not ours eyes are seeing, those who are letting ourselves enter our own department of recall but one day we will conquer those who are in front of us but not only behind us are those with white faces, but one day, one day my friends elmo will be fatter than bill cosby.
-i bid you good day

[Biggles]

yo yo ma shall not with us...no, he is within us not without us. For twether tis not to be round with the ultimate sexuality of those who are upon us buyt someday we will conquer those and overcome our fears and redo our on fights, i am not human, but i am who i am meaning what is a chinese man will always be a chinese man. Is not but i am that, shall be with us not ours eyes are seeing, those who are letting ourselves enter our own department of recall but one day we will conquer those who are in front of us but not only behind us are those with white faces, but one day, one day my friends elmo will be fatter than bill cosby.
-i bid you good day

:blink:

Could you put numbers in so I can pinpoint the three items?

[trajillo]

translation to binary;
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[manker]

translation to binary;No it's not.

[Biggles]

No it's not.

Thanks - thought it was just me having difficulty translating it. :blink:


:whistling

[manker]

Thanks - thought it was just me having difficulty translating it. :blink:


:whistlingI was thinking that I could translate the binary to English more easily than I could with the original post. My subtle coercion has failed, it seems :(

[Biggles]

I was thinking that I could translate the binary to English more easily than I could with the original post. My subtle coercion has failed, it seems :(

A case gibberish in gibberish out, perhaps?

[manker]

I think you may have nailed it down, there :D

[Spider_dude]

most of j2k4s posts
manker
withcheese

[Spider_dude]

people who put @ in their posts.
full stops.
sore knees.

[Jon L. Obscene]

People who don't use capital letters at the beginging of a sentence.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Glaziers who live in glass houses and thrown stones :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Glaziers who live in glass houses and thrown stones :huh: People who write on fourms should endeavour to make sense :blink:

[Spider_dude]

malcolm

[Jon L. Obscene]

:rolleyes: People who don't know how to use a dictionary :P

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=glaziers

Jonno :cool:

[Spider_dude]

thrown you penis. it should be
Glaziers who live in glass houses and throw stones

or

Glaziers who live in glass houses and have thrown stones

[Lilmiss]

At the moment;


1. People who say, "maybe"
2. Fecking Lop spyware
3. Wet sweatbands


:angry:

[manker]

:rolleyes: People who don't know how to use a dictionary :P

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=glaziers

Jonno :cool:
People who think they're being clever but are actually in the act of self pwning.


Actually, I don't dislike that at all :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

People who are sad enough to think a spelling mistake/typo is self pwning :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

People who are sad enough to think a spelling mistake/typo is self pwning :frusty:
The grammar mistake wasn't the self pwning, geptard. It was the dictionary comment, deary me.

[Jon L. Obscene]

So how in actual fact did I self pwn? :huh:

I said Glaziers and gave you a link cos I thought you did'nt know what one was, being an office boy and all :P

Jonno :cool:

[Cheese]

Robot ninjas.
Ninja Robots.
Robotic Ninjas.

[manker]

I've just told you, and offices have windows :blink:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Well obviously :rolleyes:
That does'nt mean you know what the guy who makes them and fits them is called does it :frusty:

His name is Gerald btw, and he's a very clear cut man :ph34r:

Ooo I hate my windows cos they leak and I'm cold :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

france
amsterdam
supanet

[manker]

I can't think of a single reason for office workers to be generally precluded from the rest of the population as to knowing the definition of a glazier.


Another proverb I just made up:

People who are at the bottom of a great big hole shouldn't keep on with teh diggage.

[Jon L. Obscene]

They would'nt know the reasons cos they never had to work outside, therefore have no comprehnsion of what goes on out in teh non glass world :01:

Cool, I'm actually making less sense as I go along :01:

I hate confusing people, like me :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

http://mock-trial.uchicago.edu/archives/ellis/shovel.jpg

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'll use mine if you don't mind ;)

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue11/Assets/jcb.jpg

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Yes, mine does look wholly inadequate for the job when compared with your impressive tool.

Oo-er.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yes unfortunately I have to have a big tool to make up for the pubic hair sized penis I have :(
Yes it's true, I thought I had a pubic hair until I pissed out of it :crying:

Jonno :cool:

[brotherdoobie]

1.gep
2.gep
3.gep

Peace bd

[TheDave]

drugs
obfuscatingists
badly labeled signal boosters

[Jon L. Obscene]

1.gep
2.gep
3.gep

Peace bd

:01: Can't top that :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[trajillo]

i dont like
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JA GA JA GA FA!!!!!!!

[Spicker]

1. Brian (rookiecdr1)
2. Krohn
3. (cant remember his name but he used to be admin of klf)

:01:

[sArA]

1. Dog shit on my shoe,
2. Injustice,
3. Being told to calm down when wound up....guaranteed to wind me up more.

[DanB]

You
him
her

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

NEDs
Chavs
Townies

or

People who make fun of Dir en grey
Clicking on a google image search result just to find that the page is "temporarily" down
Accidentally smudging my eyeliner

or

people who like me too much
people who hate me too much
mouldy food products

or

blunt pencils
blunt sharpeners
running out of paper

or

my hair
my skin
my ankles

or

busted
mcfly
noise next door
free fallers

I know that last one is 4 but they all suck (and don't deserve capital letters).

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

1. Dog shit on my shoe,
2. Injustice,
3. Being told to calm down when wound up....guaranteed to wind me up more.

Can you share #3 with me? :lol:

[Spider_dude]

getting dog shit on your lawn
getting yelled at by the man
feeling happy when i'm not
sticking needles in your arm

[Yogi]

finding out you're out of toiletpaper after you pooped......... :angry:

pulling out a cigarettepaper and get 40 stuck together........ :blink:

going abroad and have to admit i'm from...........holland...... :ohmy:

[TheDave]

t'moderation
the club
little lounge

[brotherdoobie]

1. A multitude of stop signs.
2. Tantrums (especially, when I'm the one throwing them)
3. Being limited to three things,to be pissed off about.

Peace bd

[100%]

.
1. My bodyguards when they get bored and start nagging for some action

2.When leaves get in my pool

3.when Paparazzi's get stuck on my electric fence

[TheDave]

3 instead of three