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(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 10:28 PM
You got any? :)
Im looking for some suggestions. :01:
I don't really have many at the mo but I have decided since visiting this forum this very night to put robert'del boy wannabe' on 'ignore' ... different year....same ol crap :rolleyes:
:01:
Cheese
01-03-2005, 10:32 PM
/lights up a cigarette, takes a swig of beer whilst phoning for a hooker.
Can't really think of any "vices" to give up. :shrug:
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 10:35 PM
Gonna walk to work everyday instead of vehicle and see if I can un**** my body :)
Jonno :cool:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 10:35 PM
/lights up a cigarette, takes a swig of beer whilst phoning for a hooker.
Can't really think of any "vices" to give up. :shrug:
you could be nice to the pooch? :P or at least wear slippers when you kick him :rolleyes:
Mr. Mulder
01-03-2005, 10:37 PM
mine was to never kill again ....but sadly within hours i broke it :no:
manker
01-03-2005, 10:42 PM
I aim to stop everyone using the font tags to hide messages so that I don't have to look to see what it says.
I aim to stop everyone using the font tags to hide messages so that I don't have to look to see what it says.
good luck :huh:
Cheese
01-03-2005, 10:46 PM
I'm going to use font tags all the time so the moderators have to check every single one of my posts.
Tormentor
01-03-2005, 10:46 PM
mine is to never wait for my parents to do something because it usually never ****in happens. Like i wanted to get my liscene as soon as posible, my dad was like o we can go next week, then he says, o we can go before new years and i still havnt got it, i fukin hate those dam fukers!!!!!!!!! :angry:
manker
01-03-2005, 10:47 PM
good luck :huh:I won't need luck :shifty:
I won't need luck :shifty:
then what do you propose?
Cheese
01-03-2005, 10:51 PM
spam
manker
01-03-2005, 10:54 PM
then what do you propose?I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.
spam
isn't it always? :unsure:
I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.
it won't work :01:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:00 PM
it won't work :01:This sucks, damn spd and his gay font finding.
This sucks, damn spd and his gay font finding.
:lol: its not really really annoying yet though
manker
01-03-2005, 11:13 PM
:lol: its not really really annoying yet though Hmm, well is there a quicker way to do the font tags 'cos the option isn't there on the FF plug in :mellow:
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:16 PM
I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.
I officially offer to be a test subject for that :01:
I could do with some rearanging in the facial area :music:
Jonno :cool:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:21 PM
You were anyway :shifty:
Hmm, well is there a quicker way to do the font tags 'cos the option isn't there on the FF plug in :mellow:
I dont know,
manker
01-03-2005, 11:24 PM
I dont know,Hrm.
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:25 PM
You were anyway :shifty:
Awww you're so sweet thinking of me first :wub:
Jonno :cool:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:27 PM
Awww you're so sweet thinking of me first :wub:
Jonno :cool:
Huggles :wub:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:28 PM
People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.
:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:33 PM
People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.
:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:
you don't really think anyone is actually reading this thread bar you 4 guys, I mean 2 guys, ok back to 4, 5 now.....damn 2 now......ok ...bar you numerical number of guys..... do you??? :huh: :rolleyes:
Huggles :wub:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:34 PM
People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.
:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:
oh and for the record the general consensus is that you are no more than ''common' geptards, nothing proper bout you at all :whistling
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:36 PM
Huggles :wub:
This would be where you hug me then as you pull back you stick said knife in my chevy chase right?
Jonno :cool:
there's 4 people reading it atm
manker
01-03-2005, 11:37 PM
Sorry for spamming your thread, Mr. Zero, Sir :(
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Sorry for spamming your thread, Mr. Zero, Sir :(
:rolleyes: :P
tis no probs, without your spammin it would be on page two. :01:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:40 PM
This would be where you hug me then as you pull back you stick said knife in my chevy chase right?
Jonno :cool:The prototype is actually a series of needle-like lasers which aim for criss-cross mutilation, rather than the crude penetration of your common or garden knife - but you're getting the idea ;)
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:41 PM
there's 4 people reading it atm
Not me, I can't read so I'm just looking at the pictures and guessing whats going on :)
Jonno :cool:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:41 PM
there's 4 people reading it atm
you and your exact mathematical type thread surveys, I shall editt my post accorordingly :rolleyes:
you and your exact mathematical type thread surveys, I shall editt my post accorordingly :rolleyes:
Sorry, its just tat it says it so erm I used it :huh:
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:45 PM
Used and abused like a can of corn beef :(
Jonno :cool:
Used and abused like a can of corn beef :(
Jonno :cool:
What kind of sick fetish is that??
manker
01-03-2005, 11:46 PM
There are six people reading it now :01:
Cheese
01-03-2005, 11:47 PM
The prototype is actually a series of needle-like lasers which aim for criss-cross mutilation, rather than the crude penetration of your common or garden knife - but you're getting the idea ;)
What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Sorry, its just tat it says it so erm I used it :huh:
fair comment :P
I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation. :)
There are six people reading it now :01:
are you Statto in disguise? :unsure:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:49 PM
What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:Jonno knows.
enoughfakefiles
01-03-2005, 11:50 PM
What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:
A spade. :blink:
fair comment :P
I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation. :)
nicely done :lol:
Jon L. Obscene
01-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Jonno knows.
Is it to do with uphill gardening? :unsure:
And did you get free gloves when you bought it? :shifty:
Jonno :cool:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-03-2005, 11:53 PM
nicely done :lol:
I kinda struggled to keep it up to the minute so went for the all encompassing general answer. :01:
manker
01-03-2005, 11:58 PM
Is it to do with uphill gardening? :unsure:
And did you get free gloves when you bought it? :shifty:
Jonno :cool:Don't think so :unsure:
Cheese
01-04-2005, 12:03 AM
What in the bejebus is uphill gardening? You make it sound like some sort of extreme sport. Possibly involving a BMX and a board with a nail in it.
uphill gardening is a euphmism for gay man sex :unsure:
thats what manker said anyway
Jon L. Obscene
01-04-2005, 12:07 AM
:lol: I was'nt sure if any of you would know what that meant, cool! Manker knows stupid words too :01:
Ok I'm actually now curious as to what this knife post was I made? :unsure: Where and when?
Jonno :cool:
manker
01-04-2005, 12:10 AM
Not me, that'll be Dan the definition doler-outer.
Not me, that'll be Dan the definition doler-outer.
i only passed on the info
Cheese
01-04-2005, 12:12 AM
Damn. I wish my knowledge of gay euphemisms was as good as all yours. :jealousnot:
manker
01-04-2005, 12:21 AM
i only passed on the info A likely story.
A likely story.
of course it is
manker
01-04-2005, 12:23 AM
Damn. I wish my knowledge of gay euphemisms was as good as all yours. :jealousnot:
You'd have avoided several rim stretching situations if you had :sagenod:
manker
01-04-2005, 12:29 AM
of course it is You knows it, chavmeister.
You knows it, chavmeister.
show off bar steward
Jon L. Obscene
01-04-2005, 01:19 AM
Are you asking the Steward to show off his bar? :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
manker
01-04-2005, 01:25 AM
show off bar stewardDuno what you're getting at. :whistling
NikkiD
01-04-2005, 01:26 AM
As with the past couple of years, I refuse to make any New Year's resolutions. I just mess them up after a week and then disappointment myself anyway. This way I save myself the shame of admitting that I can't do it.
Duno what you're getting at. :whistling
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I give in
(>Zero Cool<)
01-04-2005, 01:29 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I give in
We have a winner.......congrats manker :01:
manker
01-04-2005, 01:32 AM
Please to be sending the Mars Bars forthwith :01:
(>Zero Cool<)
01-04-2005, 01:47 AM
Please to be sending the Mars Bars forthwith :01:
eMars Bar shall follow tout suite. :P
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