Everose
01-04-2005, 02:45 AM
Secret To A Happy Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,
"explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once". We proceeded a little
further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her
water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice". We hadn't gone
a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife then
quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you crazy"??
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once".
"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after".
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,
"explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once". We proceeded a little
further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her
water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice". We hadn't gone
a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife then
quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you crazy"??
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once".
"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after".