I Plan On Pissing Myself Tonight...

[brotherdoobie]

Not really...but I don't drink often anymore, and when I do I get sloshed...and usually end up in an alley laying in piss and cigarette butts. (at leat it's my own :)

I think?

I better get a move on...It seems snny might beat me to the punch.

Cheers bd :beerchug:

[Rat Faced]

If you tell us where abouts you plan to collapse, we will endevour to make sure its not your own piss :rolleyes:


:P

[Biggles]

Not really...but I don't drink often anymore, and when I do I get sloshed...and usually end up in an alley laying in piss and cigarette butts. (at leat it's my own :)

I think?

I better get a move on...It seems snny might beat me to the punch.

Cheers bd :beerchug:

Have fun.


:ph34r:

Hope it is your own. :sick:

[brotherdoobie]

The only hitch in my plan,is the fact that I'm to lazy to move from the couch...Wait!
I hear my wife at the door!

Honey be a dear and get me a beer...perfect!

Peace bd

[Yogi]

So you decide to remain laying in your own shit?http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/idea1.gif




yopshttp://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/frechling.gif

[Skiz]

The only hitch in my plan,is the fact that I'm to lazy to move from the couch...Wait!
I hear my wife at the door!

Honey be a dear and get me a beer...perfect!

Peace bd


Did you get her the beer? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Did you get her the beer? :unsure:

No..she retrieved one for me.

Peace bd

[Rat Faced]

Retrieved one?

Put her finger down your throught or something?

Thats nasty :(

[brotherdoobie]

So you decide to remain laying in your own shit?http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/idea1.gif




yopshttp://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/frechling.gif

I haven't shit myself before...but theres always the first time.

*brotherdoobie puts on his depends adult diaper, and gets ready to party!*

Peace bd

[Yogi]

I haven't shit myself before...but theres always the first time.

*brotherdoobie puts on his depends adult diaper, and gets ready to party!*

Peace bd


I was meant metaphorically, but i'm glad i brought you to your new

assventure........http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/24.gif



Yeaces

[brotherdoobie]

I was meant metaphorically, but i'm glad i brought you to your new

assventure........http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/24.gif



Yeaces

I decided to make it literal...excuse me, it's time for a powder. :blink:

Peace bd

[brotherdoobie]

Did anyone see myshoew.

peace bd

[muchspl2]

thats pretty bad I can drink 1/4 a gallon of rum on a good night
I'm a fucking lush :guinesssm

[Yogi]

http://library.thinkquest.org/2591/ThinkQuest/Maps/Health/LiverDiseaseCirro.GIF :devil: ................

[Lilmiss]

I didn't drink that much last night, but feel dreadful right now.

Bit worrying really. :unsure:




And I have a bit of glass wedged in my lil toe. :crying:

[DanB]

:lol: good night out then

How did you get glass in your toe? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

Some dude smashed a glass on my foot.

Don't think he even noticed, cos he tried to get my phone no a few hours later.
Unless he was just a psychopath.


I had to wrap toilet paper round me toe to stop the bleeding. :crying:

[DanB]

Aaw no, thats not to good.

Mebbe he thought it was a good way to break the ice :unsure:

[Yogi]

Some dude smashed a glass on my foot.

Don't think he even noticed, cos he tried to get my phone no a few hours later.
Unless he was just a psychopath.


I had to wrap toilet paper round me toe to stop the bleeding. :crying:


And did you give him your number??? :unsure:

And was that after you danced on MCHammer??? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

I try to avoid eye contact with these fruit loops.
Never mind trying to strike up a decent conversation.


You meet the scum of the land in nightclubs.
Though, they were all impressed with my, "Stop, Hammertime".
:01:

[DanB]

:lol:

I have Saturday Night Fever visions of everyon in a circle round you watching

[Yogi]

:lol:

I have Saturday Night Fever visions of everyon in a circle round you watching


Ever since yout flatulent dick visions i get suspicious when you imagine things....... :ph34r: