Who here puts ketchup on there eggs?

[Smith]

And how can you do it? For me, putting ketchup on anything but pototoes is just wrong and disgusts me in ways gay marrage disgusts bible humpers.

[manker]

Toasted fried egg sarnie with tomato sauce is the food of the gods.


Btw, putting ketchup on burgers disgusts you :blink:

[Smith]

Toasted fried egg sarnie with tomato sauce is the food of the gods.


Btw, putting ketchup on burgers disgusts you :blink:

oh, forgot about that, burgers and hotdogs r ok, but things like rice and eggs is narsty

[TheDave]

ketchup and potatoes is wrong. ketchup on a bacon butty is good. ketchup on a chip butty is good. ketchup with sausage and chips is good. ketchup with fishfingers is good. ketchup with potatoes should be a capital offence

[DanB]

who the fuck puts ketchup on rice? :blink:

I put a bit of black pepper on my eggs and thats about it, I am not a big ketchup fan.


What did mummy tomato say to the baby tomoato when he lagged behind on a family outing?

[vidcc]

it all depends on the brand of ketchup.

If i am having a fried egg sandwich i would not use ketchup, but if i was having eggs with my steak chips and mushrooms....well that is a different story.

Of course i would only do this if the steak is home cooked, which isn't that often as it's cheaper and better to eat steak out here as i don't have a charcoal grill indoors

[manker]

who the fuck puts ketchup on rice? :blink:

I put a bit of black pepper on my eggs and thats about it, I am not a big ketchup fan.


What did mummy tomato say to the baby tomoato when he lagged behind on a family outing?
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In advance ;)

[TheDave]

the brand?!

the all taste good on chips, thats enough


steak needs gravy if anything, ketchup drowns the taste. sausages are offal and arent all that tasty on there own but steak is teh tasty

[manker]

the brand?!

the all taste good on chips, thats enough


steak needs gravy if anything, ketchup drowns the taste. sausages are offal and arent all that tasty on there own but steak is teh tastyYeah but vid is from the US. They grow cows in their back yards and eat them raw :unsure:

[DanB]

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In advance ;)


:lol: cheers

the punchline was ketch-up :(


Colmans mustard with steak :01:

[TheDave]

the punchline was ketch-up


:ohmy: i wasn't expecting anyhting like that

[vidcc]

Yeah but vid is from the US. They grow cows in their back yards and eat them raw :unsure:
and that's just how i like it......walk it in and carve a slice off.....cooked blue...any more is just not natural... if blood doesn't pump out over the waiter it's overcooked :w00t:

[exo_body]

my brother puts it on everything.... looks rotten. like his potatoes are pink!!

[Smith]

my brother puts it on everything.... looks rotten. like his potatoes are pink!!

LMAO!!!!@

nice sig :lol: :lol:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

ketchup is just nasty on eggs. much better with some nice salsa or habenero sauce.

[S!X]

I put it on scrambled eggs.

[Yogi]

it all depends on the brand of ketchup.

If i am having a fried egg sandwich i would not use ketchup, but if i was having eggs with my steak chips and mushrooms....well that is a different story.

Of course i would only do this if the steak is home cooked, which isn't that often as it's cheaper and better to eat steak out here as i don't have a charcoal grill indoors


Your first sentence was the exact one i had in mind.............. :P

And ever tried frying your steak in a skillet???? :01:

Allmost as good as a charcoal grilled steak, esp. a ribeye comes out yummy....

:w00t:

Same technique as cajun blackening, but not as burnt......

Good ventilation is needed, though.

And i prefer homemade bluecheese-sauce on my steak.....

A little sundried-tomatoe-ketchup to top it off.

French fries and greek salad with fetacheese and olives on the side.



Ohhh, sweet cooking and eating...........




YoCook

[{I}{K}{E}]

Tosties met Curry !! :drool:

[Guillaume]

Ketchup is an heresy, an offense to the gods!

All hail Bolognese! :01:

[Yogi]

Tosties met Curry !! :drool:


Agreed.

But only with a panfried tosti with heaps of cheese all crusty around it.


Best tosti was served in Het Bonte Paard in Laren till it was sold a few years

ago.http://www.cafehetbontepaard.nl/images/uciferdoosje-Bonte-Paard.jpg

I would drive 30 miles extra, just to eat their tosti.

Worth every cent of the 11 guilders(5 euro!!) it costed.



Yogi

[Skweeky1]

:D

MUahahaha, a new ketchup war arises!

[Guillaume]

I suspected this would lure you back to the board... :shifty:

[Skweeky1]

Guillaume... hmmm...who were you before? I mean, nick name wise obviously.


I'm going to adjust me avatar and signature now. Ketchup rules!

[Guillaume]

I was formely known as Gurahl.

[Skweeky1]

Ah bonjour Gurahl, comment ca-va? Forgive me for the lack of the cidille (sp?) but they don't have that on a british keyboard...

Anyway. We must contact Commander Razz and first and foremost.... General Ron!

[Yogi]

Raspberry Swordfish Sticks $8.95
Marinated in raspberry ale and grilled with red onions, bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, and fresh herbs. Served over rice pilaf and drizzled with banana beer ketchup. "Kick it up" with Jamaican Jerk spice.
:ohmy:

[Guillaume]

Ah bonjour Gurahl, comment ca-va? Forgive me for the lack of the cidille (sp?) but they don't have that on a british keyboard...

Anyway. We must contact Commander Razz and first and foremost.... General Ron!

I'm almost fine (the flu is killing me! I fear my nose may fall off next time I sneeze.)
And what about you? Still in Scotland?

/goes back to print recruitment posters for the Bolognese army...

[Skweeky1]

Yes yes, still in Scotland. There's floods all over the place here at the moment.

[Yogi]

I'm almost fine (the flu is killing me! I fear my nose may fall off next time I sneeze.)
And what about you? Still in Scotland?

/goes back to print recruitment posters for the Bolognese army...


Hey, Guillaume!!!

That's what you get from not smoking!!!! :lol:

[Yogi]

Yes yes, still in Scotland. There's floods all over the place here at the moment.


Floods of ketchup???? :w00t:

[Guillaume]

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/8656/recruitmentbolo7lh.jpg

We want you!

And I even found the badges we'll sew on our uniforms:
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/5595/tomato1hp.jpg


Join the Bolognese army, now!


@Yogi: would you be interested in leading our cavalry units?

[Skweeky1]

Yes... the Clyde turned into ketchup

[manker]

Yes yes, still in Scotland. There's floods all over the place here at the moment.It's weird, there are floods all over the place in the UK - I watched the news this morning - but where I live in Wales we've had a bit of light drizzle, and that's about it.

Normally it pisses down here while the rest of you are sunbathing :D

[Rat Faced]

w00t, the Ketchup wars are back....

KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!

[Rat Faced]

It's weird, there are floods all over the place in the UK - I watched the news this morning - but where I live in Wales we've had a bit of light drizzle, and that's about it.

Normally it pisses down here while the rest of you are sunbathing :D

Ditto...

Only had a few high winds and light drizzle all winter so far...

I tell a lie: It snowed for 30 seconds in mid December at some point
:lol:

[Yogi]

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/8656/recruitmentbolo7lh.jpg

We want you!

And I even found the badges we'll sew on our uniforms:
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/5595/tomato1hp.jpg


Join the Bolognese army, now!


@Yogi: would you be interested in leading our cavalry units?


Naturally, but only if i can utilise my sundried forces and have unlimited

acces to BasilBombs and Mozarella-Bullits.http://www.lamolina.edu.pe/cproduccion/ppl/productos/mozarella.jpg

We'll talk salary/celery later.


Yolognese

[j2k4]

ketchup is just nasty on eggs. much better with some nice salsa or habenero sauce.

Uh-huh. :)

[Skweeky1]

muahahaa

I just got news from our secret agent that he sneakingly put ketchup in the bolognese sauce

[Yogi]

muahahaa

I just got news from our secret agent that he sneakingly put ketchup in the bolognese sauce


Sorry, but the CKTU* allready did an intervention by secretly adding

bologneseflavour to All major Mafioso Ketchup brands. :devil:


Now who's muahahaha'íng???? :w00t:


YosamaHeinzLaden


*Counter KetchupTerrorism Unit

[DanB]

Come on Yeading :01:

[Skweeky1]

It's alright, we kidnapped Gurahl aka Guillaume and made him taste it before we added the wonderful red liquid to our eggs. After finding him completely exhalerated it was obvious bolognese was added to the sacred sauce.

Retaliation is a certainty

[TheDave]

yogi cant cook

[sArA]

Ketchup is good on anything....

Personally, one of my favourites is a fish finger sandwich with ketchup and tartare sauce.......yummy :)

[TheDave]

good with fishfingers but not steak

[Guillaume]

After finding him completely exhalerated it was obvious bolognese was added to the sacred sauce.

Retaliation is a certainty


Nope, exhilaration was caused by the fact you didn't find the radio emitter hidden somewhere on my person!

In a matter of minutes our troops will storm your HQ and free the world of this abomination called ketchup! :01:

[Guillaume]

INCOMING!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/1245/fatman7ia.jpg


:nuke:

[sArA]

Anyone else noticed that when ketchup is applied to runny egg yolk, it looks like blood and pus..... :sick:

[Skweeky1]

Another proof of our genius. We evacuated all our people from the Rangers stadium muahahaha. It will be destroyed in a couple of minutes :D

[Guillaume]

So you're behind football too?

:dry:

[UcanRock2]

Anyone else noticed that when ketchup is applied to runny egg yolk, it looks like blood and pus..... :sick:


Yes...but ooohhh so good ;)

[Yogi]

Yes...but ooohhh so good ;)

And i heard pus seems highly nutricious............ :sick:

Not from experience, though..... :whistling

[UcanRock2]

And I heard pus seems highly nutritious............ :sick:

For maggots maybe... :)

[Yogi]

For maggots maybe... :)


Maggots eat eggyolk???? :ohmy: :wacko:

[UcanRock2]

Maggots eat eggyolk???? :ohmy: :wacko:

Maggots will eat anything...

[Yogi]

Maggots will eat anything...

Ever ate maggots???? :wacko:

[Everose]

Ketchup on eggs is looking pretty good right now. :)

[Smith]

Ketchup on eggs is looking pretty good right now. :)
:sick:

[Biggles]

Ketchup is feasible for chips (french fries) but eggs? :blink:

[Rat Faced]

Ketchup is the perfect companion to any food.

[vidcc]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/rat.jpg


here's an image that just somehow seems believable.... :unsure: :lol:

[Rat Faced]

Skweeky did it...

[DanB]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/rat.jpg


here's an image that just somehow seems believable.... :unsure: :lol:


:lol: so true

[j2k4]

Skweeky did it...


Didn't she always....

You mean, it's really her? :ohmy:










:) Hi, Skweeky! :)

Where have you been? :huh:

[Yogi]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/rat.jpg


here's an image that just somehow seems believable.... :unsure: :lol:



So you think huh???

Unbelievable!!!



























http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper/messmall.jpg :P

[thewizeard]

Private nigel123 standing by.... but where is that dastardly coward leader of the Bolognese army, Genearal Ron? I suppose he is still hanging around the IPB board... very clever of him to hide there...

[NikkiD]

General Ron is not a coward!!! General Ron is fearless!!! I swear my undying allegiance to him!!! :01:

Actually I don't know where he is. I have been searching long and hard for him to no avail. :crying:

[thewizeard]

Lol... I do miss his humour...

[Yogi]

Private nigel123 standing by.... but where is that dastardly coward leader of the Bolognese army, Genearal Ron? I suppose he is still hanging around the IPB board... very clever of him to hide there...


Hey, how dare you??? :angry: :angry: :angry:

[/shoots stuffed dried tomatoes>>>>>>>>Nigel :devil: ]

[Guillaume]

Private nigel123 standing by.... but where is that dastardly coward leader of the Bolognese army, Genearal Ron? I suppose he is still hanging around the IPB board... very clever of him to hide there...

We all know the ketchup lovers had him eliminated between the last war and now, when we had all agreed to a cease-fire. You have no word and no honor, ketchupers!
:angry:


@Yogi: you'll probably get a Bronze Tomato medal for that wound.

[manker]

As a rule I try not to adblock anything apart from irritating smilies and, obviously, ads.

Yogi's manky foot inspired me to break with convention :sick:

[Yogi]

As a rule I try not to adblock anything apart from irritating smilies and, obviously, ads.

Yogi's manky foot inspired me to break with convention :sick:


You're welcome!!


Allways glad when i hear i inspired someone, even if it is with a warinjury.....

(btw. resized it, what was the intention first off)





@Guillaume: Bronze???? :crying: