hippychick
01-09-2005, 04:33 AM
At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you
have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done...
(poof) the
light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is
through... (poof) the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you
have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done...
(poof) the
light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is
through... (poof) the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"