Yogi
01-13-2005, 10:34 AM
[From our correspondent in Santa Domingo-Dominican Republic, Juan Paco
Loco]
Yesterday word got out the famous Pedro had a major plastic surgery done
in a private clinic, just outside of Santa Domingo, including a half sexchange.
Sources in the clinic told us that Pedro had chosen the ParisCharles*-
package, after doctors told him the BushLaden-look was not available
anymore.
It seems that Pedro, now named Conchita, was offered this deal by the CIA,
after they discovered his pie-act with Napoleon Dynamite was actually a
cover up for drugdeliveries to addicted housewifes.
After closing a deal for immunity, telling the CIA about the whole scheme,
he chose the surgery over a witness-protection program with a safehouse.
It seems currently the CIA, InterPol and Scotland Yard are looking for
several witnesses. The names of a certain Agent "Raincoat"Skweek, Mr.
Hobbes, BoogerBrother, Shit Faced, Mr. Monkey, "Barbiturate" Manker,
El Mario Estupendo, Dan "Peerzy" B., Miss Mod Sara, The NikkiD,
and "Peanut" Ike were apperently leaked in the investigation.
Just on a MBN broadcast word got out Conchita, formerly Pedro, is recovering
well and excited to see the result of his/her make-over, wich should result in
a stunning look; a mix of Pedro's lifetime Idols, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles.
We will keep you posted on more details off this shocking story.
In the meantime, do not panic and be cautious in your communication with
each of the people under investigation.
Yogi
Loco]
Yesterday word got out the famous Pedro had a major plastic surgery done
in a private clinic, just outside of Santa Domingo, including a half sexchange.
Sources in the clinic told us that Pedro had chosen the ParisCharles*-
package, after doctors told him the BushLaden-look was not available
anymore.
It seems that Pedro, now named Conchita, was offered this deal by the CIA,
after they discovered his pie-act with Napoleon Dynamite was actually a
cover up for drugdeliveries to addicted housewifes.
After closing a deal for immunity, telling the CIA about the whole scheme,
he chose the surgery over a witness-protection program with a safehouse.
It seems currently the CIA, InterPol and Scotland Yard are looking for
several witnesses. The names of a certain Agent "Raincoat"Skweek, Mr.
Hobbes, BoogerBrother, Shit Faced, Mr. Monkey, "Barbiturate" Manker,
El Mario Estupendo, Dan "Peerzy" B., Miss Mod Sara, The NikkiD,
and "Peanut" Ike were apperently leaked in the investigation.
Just on a MBN broadcast word got out Conchita, formerly Pedro, is recovering
well and excited to see the result of his/her make-over, wich should result in
a stunning look; a mix of Pedro's lifetime Idols, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles.
We will keep you posted on more details off this shocking story.
In the meantime, do not panic and be cautious in your communication with
each of the people under investigation.
Yogi