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01-16-2005, 12:58 AM
I Do not believe there has ever been a thread about the Divine splendour of The Marmite.

After my years of deep thought enhancement in the U.K, I learned to appreciate the finess yet subtle strength of Marmite.
I soon travelled and forgot it and found other pleasures in life.

It was not until this year, at an airport that, to my astonishment.....there was a pot of....Marmite.
:eek:
A flood of memories came back as i placed my hand around the Biggest pot, but my mind Jolted in self defence and so i took the little pot.
Why?
Because those who know the Marmite, know that it only takes a mere drop of its divine essence can lavishly cover an entire slice of bread.

I am truelly grateful for the european union and the spreading of international Delicacies.






































http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/marmite.jpg

manker
01-16-2005, 01:08 AM
It's true, Marmite rawks. So do the TV adverts.



A flood of memories came back as i placed my hand around the Biggest potSounds like pic-a-mix at the urinal, if you ask me :dry:

Mr. Mulder
01-16-2005, 01:10 AM
:sick: :sick: :sick:

DarthInsinuate
01-16-2005, 01:58 AM
i wanna eat some Twiglets now, some Twiglets dipped in Marmite

don't touch that Marmite toast, by the way

Guillaume
01-16-2005, 01:59 AM
It does taste good?

I've got a small jar of it lying around somewhere in the kitchen, but I never dared to actually eat it. :sick:

TheDave
01-16-2005, 02:01 AM
marenitywe = roaDE TAR

Smith
01-16-2005, 02:15 AM
My grandad eats that shit, of course he is from england... I hate it though...

TheDave
01-16-2005, 02:19 AM
Syaing English Esat Shit? I'll Kill You And Your Mum

Smith
01-16-2005, 02:19 AM
Syaing English Esat Shit? I'll Kill You And Your Mum
Ill eat the food in your fridge :shifty:

Smith
01-16-2005, 02:20 AM
Syaing English Esat Shit? I'll Kill You And Your Mum
Ill eat the food in your fridge :shifty:

Edit: Except for that shitty marmite :dry:

TheDave
01-16-2005, 02:23 AM
I Dont Have Any Marmite Tearranec. Marikts Fuck Simrthinf



Wjhoa Burning Gyuy!!!

Gemby!
01-17-2005, 05:04 PM
oo marmite ... tis nastay

Snee
01-17-2005, 05:40 PM
There were marmite threads before, but sadly they seem to have disappeared. :(

TheDave
01-17-2005, 05:55 PM
who hacked my account? :angry:

Snee
01-17-2005, 06:00 PM
maybe you did, when you became too drunk to remember your pass.

Gemby!
01-17-2005, 08:55 PM
too-shay !