The Creamy Thread.

[Yogi]

Anything Creamy may be discussed/exposed here.http://www.oren.jp/02_joke/creampuff.jpg

http://www.regenttour.com/cream/images/cream.jpg

http://www.ice-cream-recipes.com/banana_choc_icr.jpg


Strange brew -- kill what's inside of you.

She's a witch of trouble in electric blue,
In her own mad mind she's in love with you.
With you.
Now what you gonna do?
Strange brew -- kill what's inside of you.

She's some kind of demon messing in the glue.
If you don't watch out it'll stick to you.
To you.
What kind of fool are you?
Strange brew -- kill what's inside of you.

On a boat in the middle of a raging sea,
She would make a scene for it all to be
Ignored.
And wouldn't you be bored?
Strange brew -- kill what's inside of you.

Strange brew, strange brew, strange brew, strange brew.
Strange brew -- kill what's inside of you.
Lyrics: Cream.


Garlic Ice Cream:


After a spicy, rich dinner, this dessert is a refreshing climax. It should not be served after a bland, garlic-free meal as the slight hint of garlic will be extremely offensive to some. The strawberry or other fruit topping can be eliminated, along with the sugar, and the resulting mixture can be served with roast beef in lieu of horseradish sauce.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 tsp Gelatin
1/4 cup cold water
2 cups milk
3/4-1 cup sugar
2 tblsp lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 cups whipping cream
Strawberry topping (or other fruit)
Directions:

Soak the gelatin in cold water while you heat to a boil the milk, sugar and salt. Dissolve the gelatin in the hot milk. Cool, then add the lemon juice and garlic. Chill the mixture until slushy. Whip the cream until thick but not stiff and stir into the mixture. Freeze in a mold, or in a foil-covered tray.

Garnish servings with the fresh fruit topping. Serves 6-8.


Etc.



YoCream

[Skiz]

This is going to get nasty :shifty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Very

[Yogi]

This is going to get nasty :shifty:

Please, feel free.............http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/naughty.gif

[TheDave]

how did i know yogi posted this?

[Yogi]

VeryCreamy???? :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

yes

[ziggyjuarez]

how did i know yogi posted this?
He allways makes "******** thread" :D

[Yogi]

how did i know yogi posted this?


You are creamvoyant? :rolleyes:

[sArA]

I like cream :)

[Yogi]

I like cream :)

I like whipping............... :P

[sArA]

I like double ;)

[Yogi]

I like double ;)

Me too............ :blink:


And triple.......... :01:

[manker]

This thread is prime candidate to be cawkjacked (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cawkjacked&r=f).

[Yogi]

This thread is prime candidate to be cawkjacked (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cawkjacked&r=f).


Ohhh, yes, FFS, Wanky, Cawkjack this thread, please!!!!!http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/23_2.gif

[Snee]

This thread is prime candidate to be cawkjacked (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cawkjacked&r=f).
But is it technically a cawkjack if he made the thread himself?

I mean, isn't the threat of cawkage always a key component in a yogi-thread? :unsure:

I'm sure the topic of cream can easily be expanded to encompass that, if someone wants.

[sArA]

Me too............ :blink:


And triple.......... :01:

Single can be nice too..... :lol:

[Yogi]

But is it technically a cawkjack if he made the thread himself?

I mean, isn't the threat of cawkage always a key component in a yogi-thread? :unsure:

I'm sure the topic of cream can easily be expanded to encompass that, if someone wants.


Feel free. :01:

[Yogi]

Single can be nice too..... :lol:


You started............... :devil:

[bujub22]

anyone want creamofsumyoungguy!? preferly mine :shifty:

[sArA]

You started............... :devil:



:unsure:


Can you get triple cream? Is that extra thick?

I don't like that squirty stuff out of cans too much though.

I use plenty of cream on my skin....to keep me looking youngish..I have heard it helps. :shifty:

[Snee]

:pinch: And thar it comes

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

:unsure:


Can you get triple cream? Is that extra thick?

I don't like that squirty stuff out of cans too much though.

I use plenty of cream on my skin....to keep me looking youngish..I have heard it helps. :shifty:



Oops, two letters and................ :ohmy:
http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/anniemacht_2.gif

[Snee]

:unsure: or should it have been "and thar she blows". :pinch:



I can't help it, soz :pinch:

[Yogi]

:unsure: or should it have been "and thar she blows". :pinch:



I can't help it, soz :pinch:

I am fascinated by that smilly you use...........

Does it symbolise....... :wacko: :sick: :crying:

[Snee]

'tis painful to say.


Damn you, Moby Dick. :pinch:

[Yogi]

'tis painful to say.


Damn you, Moby Dick. :pinch:


Yogi is the name.

Yogi Dick.

[Snee]

OooK

[Yogi]

OooK

Jeez :blink: , it's Dick, not Oook.............. :huh:

[bujub22]

u scream for the cream :shifty:

[Yogi]

u scream for the cream :shifty:


Only if sara serves it............. :01:






http://www.bmwworld.com/models/newsixes/ad_bavarian_cream.jpg

[bujub22]

http://www.modernatomic.com/plasmatics/images/wowstage.jpg

[bujub22]

Only if sara serves it............. :01:

http://www.bundyology.com/hpg/zz1106.jpg

[Yogi]

Bujub!!!!

You 'on a roll!!!!(with cream...........)







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[Yogi]

http://www.lpb.org/programs/lucy/recipes/deux/bostonpie.gif

[bujub22]

Bujub!!!!

You 'on a roll!!!!(with cream...........



http://www.openbiblebaptist.org/awana_pie/steve1.jpg

way ahead of you yogi :D

[bujub22]

http://www.creationsinchocolate.com/Caramel_Pretzel_Rod.JPG

:shifty:

[Yogi]

http://www.creationsinchocolate.com/Caramel_Pretzel_Rod.JPG

:shifty:http://www.beyondfertility.com/RamseyCover.jpg :blink:

[Yogi]

http://www.openbiblebaptist.org/awana_pie/steve1.jpg

way ahead of you yogi :D


openbiblebaptist.org................... :blink:

[100%]

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[100%]

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[Yogi]

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:ohmy: :sick: :crying:

[Yogi]

Sour cream?? :unsure:

[Yogi]

Creampie............??? :unsure:

http://www.suzieqspsptubes.suziescybercloud.com/mice2/Creampie.jpg

[Yogi]

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/68838/200.jpg

PowerCream??? :shifty:

[100%]

everymorning i lookinto the ol' fst at rediculous early hours,
to find Yogi doing his early morning excercises (posting) here
Bonjourno yogi
Cream & cornflakes?

[Yogi]

everymorning i lookinto the ol' fst at rediculous early hours,
to find Yogi doing his early morning excercises (posting) here
Bonjourno yogi
Cream & cornflakes?


Nah, would taste like snot&boogers............. :sick:


Morning, 15, all well???


And my morningexcercises i do with fre............ :w00t:

This is more like an afterparty. :cool:


Yogi

[100%]

Afterparty...huh :lol: :01:
Some bastard in my house finished all the sugar, so now my coffee tastes like something that causes diarehia. :sick: but my cafain addiction still endures enough to still drink this shit :01:
Snowing outside :dry:
and have to make a major dinner tonight, with king prawns
theres like 50000 different recipes on the web.....feel like a damn housewife.
morning excercises with pregnant women is a little bit not so popular at the moment :crying:

[Yogi]

Caffeine compromises........... :wacko: :crying:

I'm on euroshopper now............ :helpsmili




KingPrawns:

Season with heaps of garlick, basil(better:Thaibasil!!!), sweet chilli, oliveoil,

little limejuice.

Stirfry.


Yums!!!!

http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper/HotKingPrawns.jpg



So it's sole excercising for you, huh?????http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif


YoHouseFather

[100%]

about the prawns - whats good with it?
Rice...just plain? with a sauce? - the prawns in itself is "easy" but im more concerned whats the side dish (filler) - i mean you cant just eat pure prawns(well i definetly could) but if theres guests you gotta sort of "show off" your wealth

ps. your prawns look great - will definetly do it that way

http://miette.develooper.com/~ask/comics/2005.01.19/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes-2005.01.19.gif

[Yogi]

about the prawns - whats good with it?
Rice...just plain? with a sauce? - the prawns in itself is "easy" but im more concerned whats the side dish (filler) - i mean you cant just eat pure prawns(well i definetly could) but if theres guests you gotta sort of "show off" your wealth

ps. your prawns look great - will definetly do it that way

http://miette.develooper.com/~ask/comics/2005.01.19/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes-2005.01.19.gif


Serve 'm with fried noodles(you can use takeaway and throw it in a nice bowl....) and some oriental greens and mushrooms/shi-take.........

And some warm Sake as appetizer.....


YoCuli

[100%]

....(you can use takeaway and throw it in a nice bowl....)


:lol: of course why make life difficult?
thanx for tips
feel more relaxed about the food now - gonna start with a gazpacho :01:

[Yogi]

:lol: of course why make life difficult?
thanx for tips
feel more relaxed about the food now - gonna start with a gazpacho :01:


Homemade???? :ohmy:

[Yogi]

Btw i just CuliJacked my own creamthread................

[100%]

Totally...but it brings cream to the mouth..

[Yogi]

Totally...but it brings cream to the mouth..


That remark could bee seen as innuendo............... :blushing:

Esp. after those red crosses you posted... :ermm:

[100%]

http://www.scdiet.nl/picrecept/mayo.jpg
voor 4 personen:
1/2 cc zout
peper
2 cc mosterd
1 eigeel
1 cc witte wijnazijn
2 dl olie

Doe het zout, peper, de mosterd, het eigeel en de azijn in een kom. Kloppen totdat het dik is.
Langzaam olie toevoegen daarbij continu flink blijven kloppen.
Als de mayonnaise dik wordt deze al roerend in een warme pot schenken waar een beetje heet water in zit. Als je de mayonnaise te dik vindt kan je er nog een beetje heet water in doen.
De soort olie bepaalt de smaak van het product. Je kan dus naar believen varieren.

Nog een mayo-recept van Johanna:
Mayonaise is heel eenvoudig zelf te maken ook veel lekkerder.
2 eidooiers kamertemp.
zout , lepel mosterd,
2 lepels azijn
een liter olie (zonnebloem werkt goed) ook op kamer temperatuur.
meng alles met mixer behalve de olie.
Dan de olie heel langzaam onder het mixen toe voegen
druppels gewijs als het niet dik wordt dan ga je te snel .Start dan het proces opnieuw met eidooier en azijn als het dan wel lukt kun je de mislukte smurrie langzaam er weer bij doen.
In Nederland zit erook suiker in mayonaise als je dit lekker vindt kun je ook zoetstof toevoegen.

Dit recept afrukken :P

[Yogi]

http://www.scdiet.nl/picrecept/mayo.jpg
voor 4 personen:
1/2 cc zout
peper
2 cc mosterd
1 eigeel
1 cc witte wijnazijn
2 dl olie

Doe het zout, peper, de mosterd, het eigeel en de azijn in een kom. Kloppen totdat het dik is.
Langzaam olie toevoegen daarbij continu flink blijven kloppen.
Als de mayonnaise dik wordt deze al roerend in een warme pot schenken waar een beetje heet water in zit. Als je de mayonnaise te dik vindt kan je er nog een beetje heet water in doen.
De soort olie bepaalt de smaak van het product. Je kan dus naar believen varieren.

Nog een mayo-recept van Johanna:
Mayonaise is heel eenvoudig zelf te maken ook veel lekkerder.
2 eidooiers kamertemp.
zout , lepel mosterd,
2 lepels azijn
een liter olie (zonnebloem werkt goed) ook op kamer temperatuur.
meng alles met mixer behalve de olie.
Dan de olie heel langzaam onder het mixen toe voegen
druppels gewijs als het niet dik wordt dan ga je te snel .Start dan het proces opnieuw met eidooier en azijn als het dan wel lukt kun je de mislukte smurrie langzaam er weer bij doen.
In Nederland zit erook suiker in mayonaise als je dit lekker vindt kun je ook zoetstof toevoegen.

Dit recept afrukken :P

Echt gaaf!!!(really cool!!)

I made my own mayonaise, but i tend to be sloppy.

Hence: bad results. (tastes great, but texture sucks....)

I'll give this one certainly a try.



Tip: Grind some fresh grinded truffle through the mayonaise.

And use german sweet mustard and add 1 tablespoon lime instead of azijn...


Great stuff!!!

[manker]

I made my own mayonaise, but i tend to be sloppy.Cawkjacked :dry:

[Yogi]

Cawkjacked :dry:


Says mr. Innu-Mankerina-endo............... :ermm:

[Yogi]

CreamCheese...........???? :unsure:

http://corp.fbfoods.com/Images/Photos/Homepage/CREAMCHEESE.jpg


yocream

[Yogi]

CreamSteam............. :blink:

[Yogi]

CreamBeam...........????????? :unsure: