dear god! is this allowed?

[TheDave]

theyre telling women how to finger themselves on this morning :unsure:

[manker]

Judy Finnegan would turn in her grave.

To what end is this fingering. Practical or pleasure.

[TheDave]

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

[manker]

A mirror :blink:


Edit: I supose Fern Britten, the presenter lady, may need a mirror for navigation purposes ... but most women would be okay :unsure:

[TheDave]

:lol:

if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery

[manker]

:D Perhaps they would -- I wonder if you can buy specially designed wank mirrors.


I imagine they'd have a butt plug extension for hands free operation.

I think I've identified a gap in the market :shifty:

[TheDave]

they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun

[Yogi]

they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun

On fingering??? :blink:

[TheDave]

aw. its prerecorded

[Cheese]

:lol:

if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery

He said whilst watching 'This Morning'...

[Skweeky1]

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath



A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?

[Yogi]

A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?


Donkey's fingering in a bath???? :blink:

Took your medicines this morning, dear???? :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm having problems visionising Philip Schofield talking about that, no wonder he's gone so grey :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

[manker]

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:Was it him who kidnapped Andi Peters :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

I heard the toys got him :shifty:

[TheDave]

toys :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.thebubbleburst.co.uk/gordonthegopher/old.jpg

poor Gordon, what has become of you? other than a wanking aid for mr Schofield :no:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

OMG thats what happend to Gordon teh Gopher?

No wonder he squeaked :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

The use of mirrors for masturbation purposes?

:whistling

















:blushing:

[manker]

Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this :huh:

A mirror?

[Snee]

Oh I remember them showing instructional films about fingering in sex ed.

It's supposed to make your first time more enjoyable for teh women, if they've deflowered themselves beforehand.

It also featured the use of mirrors.

Dunno' why us blokes had to sit through that piece of condensed misery tho'. :pinch:

[leezathehoneybird]

haven't had chance to read through the thread so i just skimmed it. from what i can gather............

Fern deflowered herself with a mirror and Philip fingers puppets, all this occurs whilst a girl with touettes commentates :erm:

surely frigging oneself in a bath whilst trying to watch with a mirror is a little dangerous!

[manker]

I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens :huh:

Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

is this friend called mankett? :shifty:

[TheDave]

i heard it was mangep

[Snee]

I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens :huh:

Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif
They saved it for sixth form tho', the number of girls in class who needed to know could prolly be counted on one finger or something. :lol:


Dunno' about the internet having any of those videos, it's not as if I've been looking.

[manker]

Mankerina, actually :wub:

[TheDave]

heheh. finger

[manker]

the number of girls in class who needed to know could prolly be counted on one finger:lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[sArA]

Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this :huh:

A mirror?



Oh...I think you do dear....... :dry:



I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind :cool2:

[manker]

Oh...I think you do dear....... :dry:



I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind :cool2:Whatever.

I don't understand why a woman would want to look at her own genitals when masturbating. Men don't. I thought you could shed some light on the matter, being one of the few ladies on the board, nvm.

[leezathehoneybird]

I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

Hope that answers your question Manker

[manker]

I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

Hope that answers your question MankerCheers, leeza :D

It doesn't really answer it but I'm glad you replied, it is a baffling conundrum.



Monthly mice http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif :lol:

[TheDave]

it wasn't like a class where you watch them do it. there was some experienced spinster giving a step by step guide using words, too many words :thatshakyheadone:

[manker]

I beg to differ, the sight of a woman's genitals works wonders for me.How queer.

Aparently it works for Sara too, altho' she is too embarrassed to talk about it :goad:

[bigboab]

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there. :blink:


On second thoughts, my memory is returning. :whistling

[TheDave]

oh i get it :unsure:

[Snee]

How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there. :blink:


On second thoughts, my memory is returning. :whistling
Determination, lube and a shoehorn.

[Gemby!]

dear god! is this allowed?

What I say goes, even if it is rather rude :P

Gotta keep the little people happy :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....


Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.

:sick:



Think it may be time to get back to my book.
Lemony Snicket is one unhappy man. :unsure:

[Spicker]

i conclude that my theory is correct...

Women wank off as much as men but women just dont admit it :P :evil:

[manker]

Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....


Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.

:sick:



Think it may be time to get back to my book.
Lemony Snicket is one unhappy man. :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not going to finish you off, I don't nkow any non-disgusting words for primative anal probing, either :sick:

===

See Sara, I was being sincere. This is some confusing stuff, especially for men.



Edit: @ Jai - I reckon so ;)

Lots do admit it nowadays tho'.

[hobbes]

It is a clitoris, the homologue the the glans penis of the male.

You don't need a mirror to find it, some curious probing will suffice.

It is a spot which needs no introduction when found.

It takes an American to just cum out an say it: "Hit the clit, it is legit".

If you get to the ass, then you need to take a U-turn.

[Spicker]

It is a clitoris, the homologue the the glans penis of the male.

You don't need a mirror to find it, some curious probing will suffice.

It is a spot which needs no introduction when found.

It takes an American to just cum out an say it: "Hit the clit, it is legit".

If you get to the ass, then you need to take a U-turn.
there go my chips.... :sick:

@manker yea ur right lots do admit it....now days....i got one of my friend's(girl) to admit it hehe :lol:

[sArA]

@ manker...

Of course I know where it is....that is entirely not the point.

You are not going to tell me that you don't watch porn....ever?

Isn't the sight of a sexual act in its many different forms erotic?

Do you never use fantasy?

Mirrored walls, ceilings etc enable a combination of voyerism and exhibitionism that many people find exciting.

Just to give you an idea of what I mean. :)


@ Hobbes.... I agree in part to your 'Hit the clit, its legit' comment, however, There is so much more to it than that if you want to hit the occasional 'big one' ;)

[manker]

@ manker...

Of course I know where it is....that is entirely not the point.

You are not going to tell me that you don't watch porn....ever?

Isn't the sight of a sexual act in its many different forms erotic?

Do you never use fantasy?

Mirrored walls, ceilings etc enable a combination of voyerism and exhibitionism that many people find exciting.

Just to give you an idea of what I mean. :)This is what I didn't get.

Of course you know where it is ... .

I don't get the whole looking at yourself masturbating part. Sure I watch porn but if I'm going to have a wank, I'll look at the screen and not my nutsack. Mirrors are great while having sex with someone else but I don't have a yearning to see my penis, magnificent as it is, when I masturbate.

A bit of narcissism there for the gallery.

Anyway, I really wasn't prying about you, sorry about that if you felt I was being a bit rude. I just wondered what the hell those women on This Morning were on about.

I still don't really understand :huh:

[sArA]

This is what I didn't get.

Of course you know where it is ... .

I don't get the whole looking at yourself masturbating part. Sure I watch porn but if I'm going to have a wank, I'll look at the screen and not my nutsack. Mirrors are great while having sex with someone else but I don't have a yearning to see my penis, magnificent as it is, when I masturbate.

A bit of narcissism there for the gallery.

Anyway, I really wasn't prying about you, sorry about that if you felt I was being a bit rude. I just wondered what the hell those women on This Morning were on about.

I still don't really understand :huh:


Of course I wasn't concerned. Sexual behaviour is not something I have any huge hangups about and I can certainly take as many positions as you care to suggest in order to consider the subject. (innuendo intended)

It all depends on what turns you on...some people only have sex with the light off. Thats fine if that's what you like. Others find that they like exactly the same thing all the time, and others change 'tactics' according to their mood.

I have seen enough E4 programmes to know that people get their sexual kicks in remarkably varied ways. :)



I don't know what the "This Morning' crowd were up to though, sounds like they were taking a rather clinical, instruction manual type approach. :dry:

[manker]

Ah yes. I can identify with that, I guess. There are many things that people get off on that make me go :blink:

If I don't find it arousing, no amount of explanation will make me understand, either.

Glad you weren't put out by my probing (oo-er) and as to the This Morning 'experts' - you're probably right and they were expecting an audience of prim young ladies, recently turned 25 and so freed from their chastity belts :shifty:

[Snee]

Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....


Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.

:sick:

...put, and I quote,
a mirror and a warm bed up there.

[leezathehoneybird]

I don't have a yearning to see my penis, magnificent as it is, when I masturbate.

Not sure why but this made me giggle

[manker]

Not sure why but this made me giggleGiggling is not quite the effect I aim for.


Still, it's better than pointing and laughing, I suppose :(