lil missy breast implants [Archive]

DarthInsinuate

01-20-2005, 03:05 AM

i'm going to get breast implants, small ones at first, then when i'm used to the extra weight i might upgrade. i hear small breasts are sometimes quite nice to have.

i'm not going for the complete overhaul yet, i'm still quite fond of my genitalia

S!X

01-20-2005, 03:07 AM

ur a girl? :unsure:

Djtima

01-20-2005, 03:08 AM

You be a girl???!??
:blink:

tesco

01-20-2005, 03:34 AM

:blink: you a girl?

Samurai

01-20-2005, 04:16 AM

you a girl? :blink:

Mr. Mulder

01-20-2005, 04:29 AM

pics plz :unsure:

a.s.l.? :shifty:

Monkeee

01-20-2005, 06:06 AM

i'm so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S NO POINT OF LIFE!!!!!! *GETS A GUN, AIMS FOR THE HEAD!!!*

Yogi

01-20-2005, 06:57 AM

i'm so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S NO POINT OF LIFE!!!!!! *GETS A GUN, AIMS FOR THE HEAD!!!*

Don't shoot at your dick!!! :ohmy:

You'll regret it.......... :whistling

SingaBoiy

01-20-2005, 07:57 AM

EDIT: N/m dont wanna see a man with implants.

trajillo

01-20-2005, 08:05 AM

wait your a guy gettings tits?

SingaBoiy

01-20-2005, 08:36 AM

Have a looky...

trajillo

01-20-2005, 08:42 AM

its a girl, we must flee! :boxing:

Skiz

01-20-2005, 10:08 AM

So let me get this straight...you won't be showing any boobage in this thread? :unsure:

*mumbles* stupid misleading title http://members.shaw.ca/wpf/sad/sadwalk.gif

SingaBoiy

01-20-2005, 10:51 AM

So let me get this straight...you won't be showing any boobage in this thread? :unsure:

*mumbles* stupid misleading title http://members.shaw.ca/wpf/sad/sadwalk.gif
You wanna see a guy with breasts? :blink:

Skiz

01-20-2005, 10:56 AM

A boob is a boob :ph34r: :helpsmili

muchspl2

01-20-2005, 10:57 AM

why was my post deleted? WTF

manker

01-20-2005, 10:57 AM

You wanna see a guy with breasts? :blink::lol:

That was my thought too. I didn't post tho' cause I wondered if everyone would jump on the 'get your tits out, Darthy' bandwagon :D

manker

01-20-2005, 10:58 AM

why was my post deleted? WTFMods > you :lol:

Just kidding, what did you post?

Lilmiss

01-20-2005, 05:06 PM

I too, am disappointed at the lack of Darths cleavage in this thread. :dry:

What happened to dedication?

DarthInsinuate

01-20-2005, 05:10 PM

well, i'm disappointed no one got my Raymond Burr reference in the other thread - no one sees my tits until they get the joke :dry:

Lilmiss

01-20-2005, 05:13 PM

I pished myself at that joke.
Feckin brilliant. :ermm:

Now show us the tits. :shifty:

ginguar

01-20-2005, 05:14 PM

I think a guy woth boobs would be great. Not fat man boobs but proper tits.

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:16 PM

I think a guy woth boobs would be great. Not fat man boobs but proper tits.
Plz elaborate. :unsure:

ginguar

01-20-2005, 05:18 PM

It would like combining the best parts of a man with the best parts of a woman.

manker

01-20-2005, 05:19 PM

I think I posted one at t'moderation. Brb.*

*That's not a Cheese brb :dry:

manker

01-20-2005, 05:20 PM

For Greeby :wub:

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/2043/spsd.jpg

ginguar

01-20-2005, 05:21 PM

Ye God's my eyes.

manker

01-20-2005, 05:23 PM

Proper tits, no?

ginguar

01-20-2005, 05:25 PM

They are kind of hangy and hairy. If you were getting down to it with a lady and she had them under her top would you continue? No, wait don't answer that I don't want to know.

DarthInsinuate

01-20-2005, 05:27 PM

http://members.lycos.co.uk/ultimategen0/hpbimg/captainamerica.gif

man boobs

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:27 PM

It would like combining the best parts of a man with the best parts of a woman.
The best part of a man being everything but the chest area?

Surely you can't mean that. :unsure: I daresay I have some favourite bits on myself.

manker

01-20-2005, 05:30 PM

They are kind of hangy and hairy. If you were getting down to it with a lady and she had them under her top would you continue? No, wait don't answer that I don't want to know.OK, they're proper tits for a ... 45 year old woman. Hows that.

I think the bloke is in his late thirties, he also pissed himself while sitting there. Incase you needed a little background :unsure:

ginguar

01-20-2005, 05:31 PM

OK, they're proper tits for a ... 45 year old woman. Hows that.

I think the bloke is in his late thirties, he also pissed himself while sitting there. Incase you needed a little background :unsure:

Is he single?

Remind me never to google man boobs again

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:32 PM

OK, they're proper tits for a ... 45 year old woman. Hows that.

I think the bloke is in his late thirties, he also pissed himself while sitting there. Incase you needed a little background :unsure:
Maybe a full length documentary about the man behind the tits might be interesting. :unsure:

manker

01-20-2005, 05:35 PM

Is he single?

Remind me never to google man boobs againHe's married but he might be up for an affair, if you're willing to travel http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:38 PM

He's married but he might be up for an affair, if you're willing to travel http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif
It's all in the dvd extras.

manker

01-20-2005, 05:38 PM

Maybe a full length documentary about the man behind the tits might be interesting. :unsure:I don't know him that well, shame :(

What I do know tho' is that he's the boss of one of the lads that play soccer with us. He is a security guard. He can't drink 8 cans of Special VAT and stay awake. He didn't talk a lot and wasn't very good at buzz. Hence the state of him.

That's about it :huh:

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:41 PM

Whose arm is that again?

manker

01-20-2005, 05:46 PM

In the thread over at t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx), I think it was Cheese's man breasts and spd's arm.

In reality it was one of my other mate's arms. I don't think you'd know him.

ziggyjuarez

01-20-2005, 05:48 PM

Yes i did. hummmph

Snee

01-20-2005, 05:48 PM

So it was your arm then, that's what I thought.

EDit: I was gonna' post that whatever you wrote, just for the hell of it, like.

manker

01-20-2005, 05:50 PM

Christ no!

Did you not see the tatooage :fear:

Edit: Yeah, the thought you may do that did cross my mind :D

Snee

01-20-2005, 06:15 PM

Shouldn't that be "might"? :unsure:

manker

01-20-2005, 09:34 PM

Shouldn't that be "might"? :unsure:Why :blink:

Snee

01-20-2005, 09:37 PM

'cos it wasn't ongoing, more of a future anticipatory statement.

silent h3ro

01-20-2005, 09:41 PM

(.)(.) :shifty: (.)(.)

:drool:

manker

01-20-2005, 09:53 PM

'cos it wasn't ongoing, more of a future anticipatory statement.It works so it's alright. Mixing up tenses, participles and the like - as long as it's done in a subtle way - can serve to highlight colloquialisms and give a poster an individual style.

Can it not.

Snee

01-20-2005, 09:58 PM

I wouldn't know, I only write proper english.

:straightfacelike:

manker

01-20-2005, 09:59 PM

:lol: :D

:tehvodkaneverlies:

Snee

01-20-2005, 10:04 PM

:lol: :D

:tehvodkaneverlies:
It does however affect the clarity of one's discourse somewhat.

manker

01-20-2005, 10:06 PM

It also makes them forget commas :dry:

manker

01-20-2005, 10:10 PM

http://home.comcast.net/~stormkatt/Portfolio/Logos/GrammarPolice.gif

Snee

01-20-2005, 10:10 PM

If I was sipping teh vodka, which I'm not, as my sleeplessness would no doubt make it a spectacular experience, I'd still put any unorthodox comma usage down as a side-effect of that glorious and interesting ongoing language experiment over at the moderation. :glare:

manker

01-20-2005, 10:16 PM

That is quality :D

Spd just went a bit nuts last night.

Snee

01-20-2005, 10:18 PM

A LITTLE?

Having said that I'll be laughing whenever I think of it for ages to come, methinks.

manker

01-20-2005, 10:20 PM

:giantravinghomosexual:

:lol:

Snee

01-20-2005, 10:29 PM

That's just silly tho' :glare:

:lol:

S!X

01-20-2005, 11:23 PM

Own3d! "Your like 3 overweight jessica simpsons"lil missy breast implants"dear god! is this allowed?"