hippychick
01-21-2005, 01:51 AM
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior"widows, are talking at the local coffee shop.
Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . . I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and
he bringsmme such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . .
let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has
his way with me.... two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . . I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and
he bringsmme such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . .
let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has
his way with me.... two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."