USA dumb laws, stupid laws

[hippychick]

http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html

[cpt_azad]

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

lmfao

[cpt_azad]

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.


funniest law i've ever heard of, poor lil butterflies :lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

fuck shit dick shit damn :angry: i always wanted a sloth

[Darth Sushi]

Check out Georgia:

* Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
* One man may not be on another man's back.
* It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
* Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. :dry: Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this. :lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Check out Georgia:

* Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
* One man may not be on another man's back.
* It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
* Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. :dry: Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this. :lol:
im sure the law does not follow these laws ;)

[Arm]

BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. :dry:
Werent the sodomy laws ruled unconstitutional in 2003? :huh:

[KLiteAddict]

New york laws
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

[Rip The Jacker]

Damn some of these are outrageous! :lol:

- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Wtf?)
- It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (Damn ladies)
- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Dammit! :( )
- Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
- A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

Great link. :D

[Darth Sushi]

- A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
For a second I thought that was pubic :lol:

[cpt_azad]

For a second I thought that was pubic :lol:

lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i saw the exact same word too :lol:




It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Wtf?)

this is fecked up :blink: