If I Were a Rich Man....... [Archive]

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Yogi

01-23-2005, 12:49 PM

As a spin-off of the Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum-thread.

So if you were a rich man/woman:

1. What would you spend most money on???
[1 answer, please]

In my case:

Food and culinary tools. :w00t:

Yequel

SingaBoiy

01-23-2005, 01:22 PM

I need to upgrade my pc. :(

Gemby!

01-23-2005, 03:01 PM

If i were rich enough I would hire someone to first of all do my coursework, THEN fire the dumb lady who marks my coursework once I got an 'A' :dry:

Voetsek

01-23-2005, 03:34 PM

Hit person have a long list of X wifes to take out..........

ruthie

01-23-2005, 07:24 PM

I'd buy a house. I'm not sure where, though. It does get pretty cold here, but then again, we've got family here, so...

Guillaume

01-23-2005, 07:29 PM

I'd buy a house too. Deep in the forest.
Then I'd probably spend a lot on helping teh family and teh friends.
(Yes, I know you said one answer, but what's the use of money if you keep it to yourself? Plus if you're not happy about that I'll buy this thread from you and kick you out of it.)

n18

01-23-2005, 09:47 PM

i'd start a buisnesss and get my family/freinds to work there. and give my kids the best private education available since public schools are terrible :(

Peerzy

01-23-2005, 09:50 PM

If...:unsure:

protak

01-23-2005, 10:38 PM

Hookers and drug's Yogi...

bujub22

01-24-2005, 05:35 AM

Hookers and drug's Yogi...
:lol: :lol: i hav to agree :lol:

Yogi

01-24-2005, 08:48 AM

Hookers and drug's Yogi...

I do that allready without being rich!!! :01: :lol:

And everybody seems to miss the point.

This thread is not about what you would do if you became rich now;

it is if you were rich.......

Cos if you are rich, you allready have a house, hookers, drugs, hitman, tutor, etc.

And the question was:

What would you spend most money on!!!

Only fair answer was from Protak.

And Protak: When you are really rich; no need for hookers as the golddigging

girls will find you like flies find shit...........(though hookers will deliver better

sex and charge less in the long run............ :P )

Yogi

Voetsek

01-24-2005, 09:36 AM

New underwear

Yogi

01-24-2005, 09:47 AM

New underwear

Now i understand why you have so many X-wifes............ :sick: :crying:

Voetsek

01-24-2005, 09:48 AM

I should of collected stamps or something simple wife's was a bad mistake

Lilmiss

01-25-2005, 01:28 AM

I would buy loads of vinyls and an old style jukebox.

Also a small cottage in France, to store it all in. :whistling

Yogi

01-25-2005, 08:04 AM

I would buy loads of vinyls and an old style jukebox.

Also a small cottage in France, to store it all in. :whistling

Threadtitle:

If I Were a Rich Man.......

So it's lilmister now???? :helpsmili

Or for that matter GemBoy and Mr. Ruth..............

I mean, i could handel Mankerina, but this........ :crying:

bigboab

01-25-2005, 08:09 AM

Who needs money? :blink:

Yogi

01-25-2005, 08:22 AM

Who needs money? :blink:

How much were you planning on spending, Sir??? :w00t:

bigboab

01-25-2005, 08:44 AM

50 cents a time. :lol: :lol:

Yogi

01-25-2005, 08:57 AM

50 cents a time. :lol: :lol:

Can i have 100.000 times then??? :P :lol:

brenda

01-25-2005, 11:13 AM

If I was a rich man called brendan, I would spend most of my money buying my wife sexy latex costumes that cost hundreds of pounds. :drool:

Yogi

01-25-2005, 11:30 AM

If I was a rich man called brendan, I would spend most of my money buying my wife sexy latex costumes that cost hundreds of pounds. :drool: :01:

And if you were a rich brandy??? :blink: