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hippychick
01-23-2005, 11:14 PM
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children

will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.

Poetic Justice :D

Jon L. Obscene
01-23-2005, 11:55 PM
:lol: I thought that said "Fried"

Jonno :cool:

cpt_azad
01-24-2005, 07:42 AM
lmfao, fucking own3d.

Skiz
01-24-2005, 07:44 AM
Ouch :frusty:

SaYiaN
01-27-2005, 05:45 AM
Lol... sucks for him

cpt_azad
01-28-2005, 03:21 AM
i wonder what kind of excuse he came up with on the spot.
lol

guy: ummm......ya...u see....my clothes, they fall off.

Rip The Jacker
01-28-2005, 03:27 AM
Sucks to be him. :lol: