If you got a thousand pounds....

[(>Zero Cool<)]

what would you buy?

The conditions are that you have twenty four hours to spend the money, you can't put it in savings or anything sensible, just buy stuff. If you don't spend it in twenty four hours then you lose whatever is left. So what would you get? :01:

The things that pop into my head when I am skint and bored....ho hum :rolleyes:

p.s. If anybody wants to fund such an experiment then I will be happy to help. :whistling

[Samurai]

upgrade my pc i guess. make it future proof for the next two years.

new mobo, video card, memory would be great.

[TheDave]

i'd be boring and buy a pc

[leezathehoneybird]

I'd turn my bedroom into a 70's type one, with a big white fluffy carpet and lots of glass and chrome and an egg chair hanging from the ceiling..........

[manker]

Running a bit low so I'd buy another 11 grams of the finest Beluga.

[TheDave]

yeah, i need a new chair. this ones disintegrating.

[Chewie]

Get up to date with the rent.
Oh, does that count as sensible?

Erm... pay for a (cheap) holiday for the family.

[Yogi]

I'd buy a good digital camera with writable dvd's in it.

[TheDave]

Get up to date with the rent.
Oh, does that count as sensible?

Erm... pay for a (cheap) holiday for the family.
one way tickets :shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

i'd buy myself a very expensive set of scales and find out how much £1000 worth of £5 notes weight :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

i’d go to Morrison’s and buy a £3.99 bottle of vodka and £3.45 on 4 cans of red bull, then I’d spend the remaining £992.56 on computer upgrades and a holiday with the g/f :01:

dvd box sets would be in the mix too :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

an egg chair hanging from the ceiling..........


They are roughly £700 on their own. :ohmy:
I want one too.


Guess I would spend it on a new pc, and a new car radiator. :crying:

[Robert00000]

I'd look for a woman with a lard butt and pay for her lypo suction :whistling

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I'd look for a woman with a lard butt and pay for her lypo suction :whistling

:w00t:

you managed to not mention your 'job', congratulations there may be hope for you yet............hang on I just realised who your post was aimed at, scratch what I said :dry:

[Harsh!]

what would you buy?
p.s. If anybody wants to fund such an experiment then I will be happy to help. :whistling


Lol...What a hoot!!!

[Snee]

Three of the best hd's I could find that fit my 'puter, and if I could I'd get a better gfx card, two gigs of ram, some fans and a packet of pez.

Oh and one of those thin dvd drives intended for laptops.

[Lilmiss]

just realised who your post was aimed at


:crying: And after I was considering buying him a costly personality implant.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:crying: And after I was considering buying him a costly personality implant.

:dry: tosser

[Lilmiss]

Thanks. :ermm:

[manker]

That was a bit harsh, Zero :ohmy:

[Snee]

Hoi, stop quoting him.

It's like I gain nothing for blocking him, this way :glare:

[Lilmiss]

:lol:

Is it possible to block all mod contact? :unsure:

[DanB]

Buy a big warm jacket

then go to the pub

[Snee]

I've thought about that, and I'm willing to try.

[Biggles]

I'd like one of those plasma tv thingies. :blushing:

Which is strange as I don't watch a lot of tv - the power of consumerism :ph34r:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Thanks. :ermm:


:rolleyes: not you dafty, I didn't mean you.

@manker but fair :dry:

[Lilmiss]

not you dafty, I didn't mean you.




:rolleyes: I know, numptybucket.

I was just hoping you were wishing me happiness. :ph34r:

[manker]

:lol:

Is it possible to block all mod contact? :unsure: We still have mods :ohmy:

I thought the ones with the coloured monikers were special needs or something.

[Snee]

:D

[DanB]

I thought the ones with the coloured monikers were special needs or something.


:lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Buy a big warm jacket

then go to the pub


Who?
Me? :unsure:

I don't wanna go work, and definatly don't wanna walk it.
There's bears and wolves out there.

Damnit, I hate being housebound. :crying:

[DanB]

:huh:

could have sworn i posted a reply

[Lilmiss]

You did? :unsure:


Maybe I have you on "block". :D

[Snee]

I only have "special" ppl on my blocklist. http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/snooty.gif

[DanB]

Maybe :unsure:

[Snee]

Maybe :unsure:
No, I'm quite sure. :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I'm special.

Think it may have something to do with my parents dropping me so much. :unsure:

[bigboab]

I only have "special" ppl on my blocklist. http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/snooty.gif

If you have people 'on ignore' can you still read what they have typed before you log in? If so, the whole thing seems pointless. :)

[Snee]

If you have people 'on ignore' can you still read what they have typed before you log in? If so, the whole thing seems pointless. :)
I'm always logged in.

I don't do the whole guest lurkage thing.

[Snee]

I'm special.

Think it may have something to do with my parents dropping me so much. :unsure:
/block :P

[manker]

If you have people 'on ignore' can you still read what they have typed before you log in? If so, the whole thing seems pointless. :)I'm always logged in too, I think most people are.

Having said that I never put anyone on block, can't see the point :lol:

[DanB]

I'm always logged in too

I had one person on block before but people always used to quote it for me so I took it off :lol:

[Snee]

I'm always logged in too, I think most people are.

Having said that I never put anyone on block, can't see the point :lol:
"Have I told you about my job in this thread yet? Also, the ladies love me."

[DanB]

"Have I told you about my job in this thread yet? Also, the ladies love me."


There's always one exception :lol:

[manker]

"Have I told you about my job in this thread yet? Also, the ladies love me.":lol:

But blockage can interfere with pwnage - and where would the world be without pwnage. It's a double edged sword :(

[Snee]

There's always one exception :lol:
"SOMONE HELP MEE I CAN*T <insert stupid simple computer related action here>"

[Snee]

:lol:

But blockage can interfere with pwnage - and where would the world be without pwnage. It's a double edged sword :(
Be the bigger man, and ignore them. :D

[DanB]

"SOMONE HELP MEE I CAN*T <insert stupid simple computer related action here>"


:lol:


:whistling

[manker]

Be the bigger man, and ignore them. I find that impossible, honestly.

I think I'm retarded in that way :D

[DanB]

I find that impossible, honestly.

I think I'm retarded in that way :D

Its not just me then :01:

[bigboab]

I think it is past my bedtime. :(


Biffy? who the F*k is Biffy?. I dont know. I cant see any posts by him. He/she must have posted or nobody could have quoted him/her. I may be imagining things. How many of these tablets do I take?

[manker]

Boab's got Biffy on ignore!!!!111

[DanB]

Sacre!! :ohmy:

[bigboab]

Boab's got Biffy on ignore!!!!111

No I have not. I cant even get radio 2. :blink:

[sArA]

I wouldn't put someone on ignore cos that would rather spoil the fun :devil:

[Snee]

I think mankerina is a retard, that way.

Smacker :rolleyes: :cosyouhatethesmiley: :dammitihadtoeditcosican'tspelltorolleyes:

[manker]

I've adblocked that geptarded smiley.

Poor BiffY :crying:

[Voetsek]

I would bury the lot in my garden and see if a money tree grows

[(>Zero Cool<)]

"SOMONE HELP MEE I CAN*T <insert stupid simple computer related action here>"

Oi I do that :blink:

ok perhaps with fewer caps but only cause manker would get his rocks off correcting all the grammer. :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

I would have bought that luxury haggis that cost £2000+, and force fed it to the pigs. :shifty:




Damn police need more protein in their diet.

[Peerzy]

Can i buy lilmiss :unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I would have bought that luxury haggis that cost £2000

You would've had to catch him first then built a cage and fed him everyday, it's a big responsibility, specially the long haired albino ones :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Can i buy lilmiss :unsure:


Can you buy me what? :unsure:



:lol: Whose haggis is this? :shifty:

[Peerzy]

Can you buy me what? :unsure:

Can i buy you, to like do stuff for me, like turn the shower on so i don't have to, and type for me :unsure: kinda like a monkey worth £1000 :whistling

[Arm]

Providing it's digital money. :shifty:

About 100 Grams of Dextromethorphan and some hookers. :cool:

[Lilmiss]

kinda like a monkey worth £1000 :whistling


Make me your wench for a grand?
My life insurance is worth more than that. :unsure:


I was just about to put a bid in for you.
I reckon £20 should cover you plus postage. :ermm:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:lol: Whose haggis is this? :shifty:

dunno but my pals one had a bunch of babies recently I can see if he has any of them left if you want, obviously if you buy a young one you have to toilet train it though .....but in fairness you have plenty of experience of that with peeps :rolleyes:

[Peerzy]

Make me your wench for a grand?
My life insurance is worth more than that. :unsure:


I was just about to put a bid in for you.
I reckon £20 should cover you plus postage. :ermm:


I fold up into a bike so you could pick me up and ride me if you want :P

[Lilmiss]

I fold up into a bike so you could pick me up and ride me if you want


:ohmygoodness:

I'm not sure about that, seems like a lot of effort.
But Snny may be intrested in a new Transformer.