Zombie Killer Power Tools

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http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/zombie/zombie3.jpg

Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW

Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.

it is simply not worth it

http://www.dvd-forum.at/screenshots/bilder/zombie-dawn-of-the-dead-8.jpg

FESTO
Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.
http://www.festool-usa.com/portando/images/bilder/historie/1929.jpg


MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other

http://www.moltechpower.co.uk/images/marketing/makita_drill_new.jpg

DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.

http://www.dewalt.com//ProductImages/imports/US_Images/Dewalt/2122860_DC390_2.gif

http://spider.astro.uiuc.edu/EnnuiCentral/images/dawn_of_the_dead.jpg

HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.

http://tlacaelel.igeofcu.unam.mx/~vladimir/gpsred/oaxaca/m_oxig%2002.jpg


BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.

http://woodworker.com/images/ss/110-816.jpg



BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5060/blackdeckermag1vs.jpg

Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.

http://www.starchem.co.uk/images/eye_ear.jpg


http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/zombie/rhodes-dead.jpg

Enjoy but be Safe

;)

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Follow fresh link
http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t90116-.html

[Smith]

Follow fresh link
http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t90116-.html
I dont know if i should laugh or run away screaming....

[Snee]

Are you a zombie then?

[Smith]

I could be, how do i check?

[ginguar]

Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?

[Snee]

Drill a hole in your skull.

If you bleed profusely you might not be one.

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Drill a hole in your skull.

If you bleed profusely you might not be one.

Depends....
on the angle, accuracy and of course rotations per minute.

if these items are out of balance it may get messy.

Therefore investment in the right tools is vital.

[Snee]

Good thinking, I apologize for any damages caused by incorrect application of inferior drill to skull.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hmmm :shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:

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You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:

Of
course :lol:
but the true "worker" enjoys some "bling" on his tools butit has to be made of pure virgin titataniumcore dipped in melted honey and sparkled with a scent of gold

btw : whereTF is the :bling: smilie?

[Snee]

You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:
Have you tried them on zombie flesh?

[brotherdoobie]

Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?

That won't work,he dribbles most of the time.

Peace bd

[enoughfakefiles]

Have you tried them on zombie flesh?

I may try at work because i with a couple of zombies.Well their brain dead so i guess that counts. :lol:

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I may try at work....


A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/acatalog/pape_clip_money_clip.jpg

[Snee]

A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/acatalog/pape_clip_money_clip.jpg
Amazingly enough I carry one with me always, attached to my keychain.

I discussed the merits of using it to kill all sorts of things with another bloke, just the other week :blink:

[Snee]

Nice work, very important.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/acatalog/pape_clip_money_clip.jpg

like when you have two bits of paper that just won't stay together no matter how much you lick em? :unsure:

@snny you now scare me on a whole new level :fear: