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j2k4
01-31-2005, 09:29 PM
That's what I heard, anyway.

Passing out, and all.

She recovered, then immediately went to the local "Big Boy" and ordered a banana split with diced pickles, jelly beans, and smoked herring.

I kid you not.
Guillaume
01-31-2005, 09:33 PM
Preggie at 57? Did she go to Romania lately? :unsure:
TheDave
01-31-2005, 09:36 PM
i thought she was a lesbian anti-christ
Biggles
01-31-2005, 09:41 PM
i thought she was a lesbian anti-christ

Doesn't mean you are not a nice person. :whistling
BigBank_Hank
01-31-2005, 09:46 PM
I wonder who fathered the little devil.
TheDave
01-31-2005, 09:47 PM
how likely is it that a lesbian anti-christ gets pregnant then eats crap ice-cream?
j2k4
01-31-2005, 11:33 PM
I wonder who fathered the little devil.

I have heard that it was Dick Morris, but I'm not sure; knowing Hillary, she could claim Immaculate Conception and you'd never talk the New York Times out of it.

I suppose the father's identity will be up to her. :D
j2k4
01-31-2005, 11:39 PM
*BULLETIN*

for Immediate Release...

Hillary Clinton Claims To Have Been Impregnated By The Lesbian Ghost Of Eleanor Roosevelt During Erotic Weekend Seance.

Details To Follow...
Guillaume
01-31-2005, 11:41 PM
Details To Follow...

errr... No. :sick:
natedogg
02-01-2005, 12:05 AM
damn shes as worst as her husband :dry:
Busyman
02-01-2005, 12:45 AM
damn shes as worst as her husban :dry:
...and your as worst as a flunked out english major.
natedogg
02-01-2005, 04:59 AM
...and your as worst as a flunked out english major.
why you say that, theres no spelling error :unsure:
RPerry
02-01-2005, 05:20 AM
why you say that, theres no spelling error :unsure:

there is a lot more to English than just spelling ;)
S!X
02-01-2005, 08:56 PM
lol i know she collapsed or someshit it was on the telly the other day not shure about the pregnation tho :ph34r: :no:
Yogi
02-02-2005, 01:38 PM
Update:

http://freehairybush.com/nex15.jpghttp://freehairybush.com/new21.jpg
http://freehairybush.com/nex12.jpg http://freehairybush.com/new46.jpg


Wonder what the baby will look like........... :whistling
j2k4
02-02-2005, 08:44 PM
The only sure thing about the baby is that it will have broad hips, tree-trunk legs, and really, really, thick ankles.
Gemby!
02-02-2005, 09:33 PM
there is a lot more to English than just spelling ;)

:unsure: uh-oh
Snee
02-03-2005, 03:11 PM
I wonder who fathered the little devil.
If she was a lesbian anti-christ, then the child would indeed be a little devil :unsure:

Maybe.