hippychick
02-02-2005, 01:53 AM
ITALIAN PASTA DIET: IT REALLY WORKS !!
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
Also - CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
Also - CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.