What to get a guy for Valentines day?

[hippychick]

Ok, the question has been asked where to take a girl for v-day...What I would like to know is what to get a guy for V-day? lol (when they seem to have everything already) :ermm:
Flowers seem so dorky and candy is too mushy sweet :rolleyes: ...What do you guys like to get for v-day? Help me out...k? lol

[Guillaume]

Er...

Sex?


Lots of... :shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

a DVD player, food, a second girlfriend, all 7 issues of Identity Crisis, a flamethrower, an X-Box, a 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime

[peat moss]

Back rub's , or just sit there and tell me you love , and pass the Budwierser . :)

[Lilmiss]

Hire a soppy movie, and let him go out. :whistling

Or something shiny and battery operated. :blink: :w00t:

[Shiranai_Baka]

Rubber isn't shiny O.o

[S!X]

Er...

Sex?


Lots of... :shifty:

O ya. :D

[tesco]

I agree with Guillaume...It's all a guy wants. :P

[Skiz]

Nothing. To be perfectly honest and let you behind the curtain. Guys don't give a shit about Valentine's Day. :no:

It was a holiday made up by Hallmark. :whistling

[100%]

Something "Usefull"

(not decorative)

[Damn's_bbygirl]

If you really wanna get him something he really likes, dont get him a thing; or pressure him to get you anything. Like skizo said, he probably doesnt give a damn. Just treat it like a normal day, and he'll like you all the more for it.

[mike7778]

don't know.

[Skiz]

don't know.

She probably figured it out shortly after she posted.......... 2 years ago. :dabs:

[Alien5]

Damn's_bbygirl
Last Activity: 04-24-2005 08:20 AM :fear:

[Hairbautt]

Wow :dabs:

[Alien5]

another amazing fact :idunno:

[SHUVT]

LOL What search did he do to dig this old one up?

[tesco]

LOL What search did he do to dig this old one up?'valentine's day'?
The real mystery is why he posted...
oh wait.:dry:

[Fulanito]

Damn's_bbygirl is a funny name, daaamm where were u man

[bornwithnoname]

sex... lots of sex

[Skiz]

Ok, the question has been asked where to take a girl for v-day...What I would like to know is what to get a guy for V-day? lol (when they seem to have everything already) :ermm:
Flowers seem so dorky and candy is too mushy sweet :rolleyes: ...What do you guys like to get for v-day? Help me out...k? lol

I'll let you ladies in on a little secret that will help you decide on guy gifts for Valentines Day. Get him.....

Nothing. Guys don't care about Valentines Day. Seriously, we don't want anything. We just want the holiday to go away.

Yes, even your boyfriend. All of us HATE this day. :angry:

[Hairbautt]

Agreed.

[Barbarossa]

Nothing. Guys don't care about Valentines Day. Seriously, we don't want anything. We just want the holiday to go away.

Yes, even your boyfriend. All of us HATE this day. :angry:

:lol: spot on ;)

[manker]

don't know.

She probably figured it out shortly after she posted.......... 2 years ago. :dabs:And then:

Ok, the question has been asked where to take a girl for v-day...What I would like to know is what to get a guy for V-day? lol (when they seem to have everything already) :ermm:
Flowers seem so dorky and candy is too mushy sweet :rolleyes: ...What do you guys like to get for v-day? Help me out...k? lol

I'll let you ladies in on a little secret that will help you decide on guy gifts for Valentines Day. Get him.....

Nothing. Guys don't care about Valentines Day. Seriously, we don't want anything. We just want the holiday to go away.

Yes, even your boyfriend. All of us HATE this day. :angry::dabs:

What's in the spoiler tags is right tho'.

[S!X]

Er...

Sex?


Lots of... :shifty:

Agreed, LOTS of seckz :naughty:

[Skiz]

/me collects himself

I had to get that out. That post was after a big fight with me and the g/f. We agreed not to get anything for each other and then she has this elaborate dinner setup when I get home from work, with candles and other assorted crap for Valentines. Then she gets pissed that I didn't do anything. :angry:

Well, i stood my ground and said fuck that. We mumbled and grumbled through our dinner and she left. All I could thinking was "don't let the door hit ya.....".

All this over a stupid ass, bullshit, Hallmark created holiday. :angry:

[Barbarossa]

:no: schoolboy error :no:

[Skiz]

:no: schoolboy error :no:

That's what my Dad said. :dry:

"You shoulda known better than to do that"

[Hairbautt]

haha Skizo's a douche :bleh:

[gamer4eva]

A pair of socks usually does it :lol:

[Seedler]

A shiny gaming laptop.

[delimare]

lesbian porn or red meat.

[Mathea]

get him a engraved with his initials flask full of whiskey


and give it to him naked


if my valentine wanted that hed get it in a heartbeat

[donnied]

"get him a engraved with his initials flask full of whiskey
and give it to him naked"

Hell yeah. (Leaving Las Vegas flashback)

[Mathea]

never seen it. prolly more ghey pr0n right?

[Hairbautt]

(Leaving Las Vegas flashback)

prolly more ghey pr0n right?
Geptard? :mellow:

[Mathea]

are you really nineteen?

[Hairbautt]

Yes, why?

[Mathea]

dunno thought id ask


your cartoon looks`older

[MagicNakor]

I really am a tiny wizard.

:shuriken:

[Mathea]

well duh course you are :P

[Hairbautt]

That's so cool. :smoke:

[Gripper]

Matheas idea with Jack Daniels in the flask gets my vote.

[CrabGirl]

Girls, don't get your bloke a cool gadget as he'll spend the rest of valentines day playing with it. :cry:

Seriously though, men are not interested in flowers and fluff. Buy your menfolk cool gadgets and feed them and they'll be happy enough (works for any occaision, not just v-day).

[Skiz]

Girls, don't get your bloke a cool gadget as he'll spend the rest of valentines day playing with it. :cry:

Seriously though, men are not interested in flowers and fluff. Buy your menfolk cool gadgets and feed them and they'll be happy enough (works for any occaision, not just v-day).

Reminds me of a Chris Rock stand-up bit:


You know what men want?

Food, sex, silence. That's it.

Food, sex, silence.
''Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up!''

:ph34r: