Condom Advertising

[Lilmiss]

Ahem.....

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!!



Any additions? :ermm:

[100%]

That's alot of Rubber
..excuse me Miss but do you have a permit?

[Yogi]

Any additions?


Microsoft Condoms- The Sprinkler System.

[Lilmiss]

NTL condoms would screw you even after you've screamed at 'em to stop. :dry:


Dirty theiving gypo's. :dry: :angry: :dry:

[DanB]

:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

They've robbed about £60 off me!

Thats about an ounze, bottle of Vodka and a pack of fags. :dry:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

They've robbed about £60 off me!

Thats about an ounze, bottle of Vodka and a pack of fags. :dry:

Suddenly the Euro is thrown out the window and every country adopts the 'lilmiss' money valuer thingy............ok so I forgot the term for it. :blushing:

[Lilmiss]

ok so I forgot the term for it.


Do you have my money n smokes? :huh: :angry:

[DanB]

:ohmy:

You mean they did bill you for the internet they couldn't actually set up?

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, and a phone line.
They have taken 3 debits without me noticing. :ermm:

And now they won't gimme it back. :crying:

[DanB]

Wankers :(

They have to give it back though, they haven't provided you with anything to pay for :blink:

[Lilmiss]

They bloody well will, or I shall threaten them with court action.

And teh stick. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whackngstick.gif


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