wow! Remind me never to date an english woman!

[Guillaume]

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm)

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[100%]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

and as true English gentleman i hope he responded
"why thank you kindly"
and proceeded to
:eat:

[sArA]

Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course! :lol:

[j2k4]

Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course! :lol:

Just so-

Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty, for the most part the participants are of southern European origin.

It's the same all over.:huh:

[Virtualbody1234]

@Guillaume. Reminder: Never to date an english woman.

She must be quite strong to do that.

[sArA]

Just so-

Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty,

Well, of course...:)


My perception on being British on the other hand is that on the whole we almost revel in our eccentricities.. and secretly think we probably invented it...we see our strangeness as a perfectly normal reaction to living here. Without all our hot air, our country would sink! :lol:

Strangeness however, is of course not confined to Olde Blighty :)...and wierdness seems to have variations in flavour. Certain stereotypes are funny cos they are true, not all of the time of course, and not exclusively, but notable nonetheless.

[Lilmiss]

:lol:


We're not all that evil.


Some of just use a stick. :shifty:

[vidcc]

Some of just use a stick. :shifty:

i see the next thread


http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/li.jpg
:fear:


although she seems a lovely girl from what i know

[Lilmiss]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/li.jpg
:fear:



:crying: Wow, word spreads so fast. :unsure:

[Spicker]

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[Monkeee]

omg.. only 2 and a half years!??! bitch should stay there for life!!! what kinda women rips off another man's testicals!! its just wrong!!!!

[Damnatory]

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Not only would it suck to have it ripped off, but have a buddy pick up and hand it to you like a poker chip? :eek: