hippychick
02-12-2005, 06:08 PM
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular
diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring? Her Husband asks.
Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and
we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny
fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we
won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
Another week later his wife comes home driving in a
red Ferrari. "Where did you get that car?" Her husband asks .
Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and
her share to the winnings.
That night his wife asks him to run her a nice warm
bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find
that there is
barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.
"Why so little water?", she asks her husband.
"Well" he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, now do
we?"
diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring? Her Husband asks.
Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and
we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny
fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we
won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
Another week later his wife comes home driving in a
red Ferrari. "Where did you get that car?" Her husband asks .
Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and
her share to the winnings.
That night his wife asks him to run her a nice warm
bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find
that there is
barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.
"Why so little water?", she asks her husband.
"Well" he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, now do
we?"