when pishing in a public facility

[Frohike]

such as a urinal, do you find yourself aiming for the little marks on the side of the bowl and pretending that they're burning villages that only you can put out with your magic love hose? :unsure:

[{I}{K}{E}]

:wacko:

[bigboab]

I used to do that. But after a couple of psycho'(couldn't spell) sessions I dont go into public urinals. I go into the building they are in however. Where are my pills. :blink:

[Biggles]

such as urinals or libraries? One can stand on the balcony of the library and pretend the people below are burning villagers that can only be extinguished with ones love hose.


:whistling

Running shoes are to be recommended though. :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

no :ermm:

[Cheese]

My fear of midget love hose thiefs makes pishing in public impossible for me.

[Mr. Mulder]

My fear of midget love hose thiefs makes pishing in public impossible for me.

are you scared that your midget love hose will be stolen? :no:

[enoughfakefiles]

Destroying the smelly blocks in quite fun..... :shifty:

[Cheese]

are you scared that your midget love hose will be stolen? :no:

Self-pwnage sucks. :(

[Snee]

Self-pwnage sucks. :(
..on your midget love hose? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

..on your midget love hose? :unsure:

how does he reach? :unsure:

[Snee]

Strange are the ways of the cheese.



Through a straw?
Or is he really limber?

[Mr. Mulder]

Strange are the ways of the cheese.



Through a straw?
Or is he really limber?

perhaps another head, grown from his stomach? :unsure:

thus making three :ermm:

[TheDave]

i can't pee in public so i use the cubicles :01: :(

[TheDave]

you started it :ph34r:

[TheDave]

i dunno. i just couldn't think of a smart arse responce to the asbo

[TheDave]

lesbos can use urinals?

[uNz[i]]

Actually, any female can use a urinal now, regardless of sexual preferences.
Presenting the p-mate & shee pee (http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html). :1eye:

[Snee]

']Actually, any female can use a urinal now, regardless of sexual preferences.
Presenting the p-mate & shee pee (http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html). :1eye:
Why? :huh:


So they can use the men's room as well?

[lynx]

It's probably something about leaving the seat up. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky1]

These things are brilliant.

Invented by a Dutch artist actually. They got launched years ago on festivals in The Netherlands and Belgium. No more endless waiting in lines to use disgustingly filthy toilets. Instead, just pop it in your trousers and on you go :D

Still got one lying around somewhere

[manker]

My fear of midget love hose thiefs makes pishing in public impossible for me.are you scared that your midget love hose will be stolen? :no:Poor Cheese :no:

[Cheese]

I would like to thank manker for making the continuation of my self-pwnage possible.

[DanB]

well done manker :D

[muchspl2]

I read the title as phishing....

[manker]

I read the title as phishing....It says pissing for me, maybe you should try out Firefox :unsure:



Btw, I'd like to thank Arcadia :01:

[DanB]

I'd like to thank Peerzy

[zedaxax]

In this Paranoid country which i live in (presently)
lets say i am pishing
ysome guy walks in - he will look at you in horror since you are occupying the entire 1/3rd of the pissoir - in desperation he will go to the "crapper" which to his eternal trauma is in use - hencefgorth - this malaka will patiently wait until either of you leave....wtf?????????????????????????

[Damn's_bbygirl]

such as urinals or libraries? One can stand on the balcony of the library and pretend the people below are burning villagers that can only be extinguished with ones love hose.


:whistling

Running shoes are to be recommended though. :ph34r:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :w00t: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wow! I got a hearty chuckle out of that one... :P