25 Things To Do With An Egg

[Lilmiss]

1. Fry
2. Hard boil
3. Soft boil
4. Scramble
5. Omlette
6. Throw it
7. Drink it
8. Make a cake
9. Paint it
10. Roll it down a hill
11. Whisk it
12. Eggy bread (French toast)
13. Blow it
14. Get your Gran to suck it
15. Seperate yolk from white for cooking purposes
16. Fertilise it
17. Crack it
18. Lay it
19. poach
20. coddle
21. egg wash
22. brush on pastry
23. Scotch egg
24. use egg white as a basic glue.
25. grow a chicken.


As you can see I'm kinda stuck, and I haven't even started on 25 things to do with a drawing pin. :ermm:
Damn these stupid txt tasks.

[enoughfakefiles]

What about laying it. :unsure: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Added. :ermm:

That may be a money making talent, eff.

[muchspl2]

yea but do the chickens have large talons?

[enoughfakefiles]

Added. :ermm:

That may be a money making talent, eff.

You mean like this man eating chicken lilmiss. :shifty:

Man eating chicken (http://www.punchstock.com/image/image100/4200150/large/00150078.jpg)

[Lilmiss]

Meh heh heh, nearly there.

Pity these no prize winning at the end, or I would blag you all a Mars bar. :shifty:

[tesco]

throw at houses. :ermm:

edit: you already got throw it. :crying: i'm a failure.

[Snee]

use egg white as a basic glue.
Yup, have seen it used to put up wallpaper, mixed with something else tho'. :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Short term radiator repair (using only the white obviously)

Does this reallly work or is it one them myths like a swan can break your arm but you don`t know anybody it`s happend to.???? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Thanks JP. :wub:


Ok, now 25 things to do with a drawing pin. :shifty:



1. Tack paper to an object
2. Stand on
3. Flick at someone
4. Pick up with a magnet
5. Pierce blister
6. Put on someone elses seat
7. Acupuncture
8. Clean dirt under nails
9. Pop balloon
10. clean resin off teh bowl of your pipe/bong.
11. Piercings
12. Stick in someones tyres
13. make holes in an egg for blowing
14. reset watches, alarms...
15. attach to thread / pencil for the making of circles
16. buy
17. sell
18. lose
19. find
20. temporary radiator repair
21. make cheap tap shoes
22. remove splinter from pinky
23. attach some to each end of a ruler, then use rubber bands for
basic guitar :ermm:
24. stick em in a square of paper and make an origami dart :ermm:
25. weld 6 together to make a lethal ninja throwing cube.

[Snee]

Acupuncture?

[tesco]

pop balloon

[tesco]

stick in someone's tires. :shifty:

[tesco]

clean resin off teh bowl of your pipe/bong.

[Snee]

Piercings.

[Lilmiss]

discuss on t'interweb


They would know I cheated if I add this.
:shifty: :D

[Lilmiss]

Methinks someones clutching at straws now.

Ok, in they go...

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh, sorry to stop the flow.
Carry on. :D :shifty:

[TheDave]

stick em in a square of paper and make an origami dart

[Lilmiss]

:ermm: One more....

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh, don't know how many of those will be allowed, but tanksyou.
Any other lists would be appreciated. :shifty:


25 things to do with a piece of string?
25 things to do with toilet paper?

:unsure:

[TheDave]

wrap your head up like a ninja.
wipe your arse
mop up tears
clean up after self-pleasure
stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling

[Lilmiss]

:P

25 things to do with toilet paper.

1. wrap your head up like a ninja.
2. stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling
3. wipe your arse
4. mop up tears
5. clean up after self-pleasure
6. for applying tcp
7. soak up beer
8. soak up chip fat
9. block a plug hole
10. stuffing in your bra
11. blocking up holes in the toilet wall
12. throwing at football matches
13. putting under the toilet roll hider your auntie gave you for christmas
14. wipe nose
15. eat, if desperate
16. make paper mache (sp?)
17. twist into a pretend sword
18. pick up bugs and spiders
19. use for minor shaving cuts
20. wrap yourself entirely in it, and go to a fancy dress party
21. use as a padding to send breakables in the post
22. make binoculars out of the tubes
23. annoy your mum by leaving it in your pocket on wash day
24. cover in petrol and set fire to
25. rub greasy fingers on

[enoughfakefiles]

For blocking the toilet up with. :lol:

What do you mean by number 5???. :whistling

[Biggles]

:P

25 things to do with toilet paper.

1. wrap your head up like a ninja.
2. stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling
3. wipe your arse
4. mop up tears
5. clean up after self-pleasure
6. for applying tcp
7. soak up beer
8. soak up chip fat
9. blocking up holes in the toilet wall
10. throwing at football matches
11. putting under the toilet roll hider your auntie gave you for christmas
12.
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25.

Just a few extra there :)

[TheDave]

i was gonna say to block a plug hole, does that come under the same as toilet. for stuffing in your bra

[enoughfakefiles]

Girls rub it in between their breasts to make them bigger because it works sometimes on their arses...... :shifty:

[TheDave]

does it? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

:blink:

I knew I was doing something wrong.

[enoughfakefiles]

does it? :blink:


Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in
front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
small.

Instead of telling her characteristically that it is not so, the
husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches the piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"


"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

:rolleyes: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

All done. :01:


Someone else can take the pleasure of compiling 25 things to do with a bit of string, as I have work. :(

[Biggles]

All done. :01:


Someone else can take the pleasure of compiling 25 things to do with a bit of string, as I have work. :(

We got to 25 with teh toilet paper? :blink:

[bigboab]

Back to the egg thingy. Put one in your petrol tank. Then you wont run out of Shell. For the older ones you could also go to work on an egg. :blink:

[100%]

I'm sure some jackass malaka probably sniffed an entire egg.

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/3664/whocamefirst3lo.jpg

[SingaBoiy]

Dont know if anyone has said it before (only read the first and last page).

But... anyone ever play speed egg? :devil:

[Snee]

All done. :01:


Someone else can take the pleasure of compiling 25 things to do with a bit of string, as I have work. :(
1. Eat it.
2. Look at it.
3. Weigh it.
4. Stick it in your nose.
5. Hold it.
6. Drop it.
7. Paint it blue.
8. Tie it around stuff.
9. Untie it.
10. Shape it into a letter, like S or U or L or V.
11. Tie your hair up with it.
12. Stick it somewhere else. :ph34r:
13. Wear it as decoration around your neck or wrist or ankle (if it looks nice).
15. Wear it in the ear you pierced with the needle.
16. Give it to someone.
17. Find out how long it is. (You wont have time for the other 24 then) :rolleyes:
18. Tie someone up with it and have kinky sex.
19. Start a thread about it.
20. Trade it for an egg.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Arcadiaculttv/egg.jpg

:unsure:

[Snee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Arcadiaculttv/egg.jpg

:unsure:
I couldn't do that with a piece of string. :unsure:

[bigboab]

25 Things to do with string?

1. Find out how long it is. (You wont have time for the other 24 then) :rolleyes:

[Skweeky1]

Tie someone up with it and have kinky sex?

[Snee]

Good thinking.

the world needs more women like you. :D

[Skweeky1]

The world doesn't seem to agree with that :lol:

[Snee]

The world is obviously mad, so meh.

[Skweeky1]

I agree. We should start a cult and make sure everyone starts thinking the way we do.

Could save me years of therapy :lol:

[Snee]

Sure, and I bet we could get mathea to join too.


We could have lots of tied up secks at our meetings. :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

Yeah, but don't tell the new members right away. I've noticed it scares 'normal' people.

Who else should join us? And what shall we call ourselves?

[Snee]

Well, I'd go for attractive women, but what do I know.


We should call ourselves something mysterious. :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

SoMi?

[Snee]

Yep, that's good, and I'm not sure what it means, so it's mysterious too. Great work, I say you should be in charge.


Edit: i'm obviously waaay too slow to be trusted with the responsibilty of leadership. :blushing:

[Skweeky1]

You can be in charge of PR then. Find us someone to find us new members.

I'm so good at delegating :lol:

[Snee]

I was thinking mathea could do that, she's good a wielding a whip and all so dragging people onboard should be right up her alley.

We just need her to get online first tho' :(

[Skweeky1]

Well... that obviously is a first requirement to be able to join us.

Maybe Gemby! will do for now?

[Snee]

Well, having god on our side has to be a good thing, right?

[Skweeky1]

Are we going to be religious?

There might be some dispute as to what religion to follow then :o

[Snee]

Damn the torpedoes and trust in gemby, I've always said.


Well, sometimes BOT is god, but he's running the overseas office.

[Skweeky1]

We're still short of members.

Do your job or I'll fire you! :angry:

[Snee]

Hmm, I would do my job, but on the other hand I'm lazy. Conundrum.

I might be a able to get my dog to join :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

Start a thread about it. That would be a good start.

*Sigh* Those kids these days... no sense of initiative whatsoever

[Gemby!]

buy an egg ! :01:

[Snee]

:unsure: