Where's Rat-Faced?

[j2k4]

I miss so much here with my own spotty attendence-will he be back soon?

I'm sure his whiskers need a trimming... :whistling

[hobbes]

I actually thought the same thing myself last night.

Is he on vacation?

[Snee]

We ran into someone posting under that name elsewhere, as far as we could tell, tho', it was just some other individual out to make trouble.

I wish some people, or malicious cretins if you will, would let the names of those worth a million times more than themselves alone.

[RPerry]

if you check a members profile, you can see the last time they were on, in RF's instance, we have this: Last Activity: 02-12-2005 07:55 AM

he was here 2 days ago, he must be to busy to post, or doesn't love us anymore :rolleyes:

[sArA]

if you check a members profile, you can see the last time they were on, in RF's instance, we have this: Last Activity: 02-12-2005 07:55 AM

he was here 2 days ago, he must be to busy to post, or doesn't love us anymore :rolleyes:


Just biding his time.....hopefully...

/me makes a note to keep an eye out on msn :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

He's probably still ill.

He wasn't feeling too well when I left Newcastle on saturday, but he was still very much alive. He got himself addicted to being a Roman or something

He was actually asking if j2k4 didn't miss him yet :lol:

[Snee]

Has he taken to wearing a toga around the house then?

[Illuminati]

I'd have thought he'd be living up to his name ;)

[Snee]

Are you saying he's taken time of to have plastic surgery?

Possibly while wearing a toga. :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

Well... I've not seen him wearing a toga. But on monday evening he was wearing stockings, a corset,a black wig and fake eyelashes...

[Snee]

Well... I've not seen him wearing a toga. But on monday evening he was wearing stockings, a corset,a black wig and fake eyelashes...
:ermm:

[Skweeky1]

The next day he was mentioned in the local newspaper as well!

[NikkiD]

Ah, yes... it's Rocky Horror time isn't it?

[hobbes]

Well... I've not seen him wearing a toga. But on monday evening he was wearing stockings, a corset,a black wig and fake eyelashes...


http://www.wormwoodchronicles.com/philmphreak/rockyhorror/frank2.gif

Yes, I took this snapshot of Rat, Skweeky and Sara going out for some fish and chips.

[Skweeky1]

It is indeed.

I was too ill to go :(

[Snee]

It is indeed.

I was too ill to go :(
was it 'cos you had seen him wear that? :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

Na, I was ill before.

It was well entertaining though

[Snee]

Ah, it's a shame then.

You could have taken pics and posted them.

[Skweeky1]

True... I regret it now :(

[Snee]

Bet he isn't, tho'. :lol:


I know you might well do it. :01:

[Skweeky1]

He's still got the picture on his digicam though. Maybe I can convince him to send it to me again :evil:

[Snee]

Do try. :D

I bet it'd be a nice surprise, like. If he got back here and found you had posted that on here.

[Skweeky1]

I've done that before...

He always complains I only post pictures of him when he's drunk. This could be a nice change...

[Snee]

I've done that before...

He always complains I only post pictures of him when he's drunk. This could be a nice change... :lol:

So you'd really be doing him a favour.

[Skweeky1]

Yeah.... show people a different side of Rat Faced

[Snee]

I bet he hasn't shown that side before.



At least not since he quit the army :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

You didn't see him on the pub crawl last year though :devil:

[Snee]

You didn't see him on the pub crawl last year though :devil:
:unsure: I may never take him seriously again. :D

Poor rat'. :lol:

[NikkiD]

Ah yes, he tried to send me those one night on MSN... I didn't know wtf they were at first... :lol:

[sArA]

I have those piccies too Nikkid.... :lol:

Maybe they can be utilised as a decent blackmailing tool, should the need arise... :devil:

[Snee]

No post them now, I feel left out.



But then again, that might be a good thing :unsure:

[sArA]

No post them now, I feel left out.



But then again, that might be a good thing :unsure:

I would love to, but they are on my home computer, and I am at work...sorry....

[Skweeky1]

They ARE brilliant though

[Snee]

Damn, or yay. :unsure:

[j2k4]

He was actually asking if j2k4 didn't miss him yet :lol:

Gee whiz-I miss everybody when they're gone, Skweeky.:(

Even ole' Rat.

[Lilmiss]

I have those piccies too Nikkid


Ahem... :whistling


Where the hell is he, anyways? :(

[Rat Faced]

sitting at my pc :blink:

[ruthie]

still?

[Rat Faced]

Just for another 30 seconds..

I gotta go to bed *cough* *cough*...

That bloody Skweeky, so sharing with her bloody virii... :angry:

[Emdee]

That bloody Skweeky, so sharing with her bloody virii... :angry:
You wily old devil. :shifty:

[Guillaume]

What? You've got Ebola? :sick: :ph34r:

[j2k4]

RAT!

Thank God-

I was about to dispatch a rescue detail.

Good to see your cyber-self, even harrowed as you are.

Take good care, my friend. :)

[hobbes]

I am very happy to see her back.

[sArA]

Agreed....

Its been a little quiet around here recently.....

[Lilmiss]

Hoorah!
You've not been kidnapped after all. :01:



Time for plan B. :shifty:

[Rat Faced]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/feb2005/5/6/0000668F-D081-1208-915780BFB6FA0000.jpg

:sick:

[clocker]

You look good in heels.

[Skweeky]

But he's not wearing heels in that picture. How do you know?

[Rat Faced]

Kept the heels for the Theatre.. how the fook to they walk in them things?

[Skweeky]

I'll teach you one day.

[Rat Faced]

They're something I can't say I've seen you wear. :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Really?

I always wear heels these days. I've got like 15 pair. At least. These days when I buy a new pair Gem makes me throw out an old pair that I don't wear anymore. But I've run out of shoes to throw out so we're down to handbags now :cry:

[Rat Faced]

Probably my fault.

Only places I've ever taken you, you'd probably sink in High Heels.

I like the smile you wear, when you aint shoutin' at me tho.. :wub:

And I think you'd look good in a Birthday Suit.. ;)

[Skweeky]

I have never shouted at you. :o

Next time we meet up, I'll bring some heels :P

What size are you? (feet I mean :p )

[Rat Faced]

Heels? For Moi?

Slechts wat ik altijd Heb Willen :)

[Skweeky]

You should really stop using Babelfish :no:

I have a lovely pair of bright purple ones that sparkle. Very comfy too!

Was watching Michael Mcintyre the other night doing the thing about how Geordies pronounce 'a' and 'e' the same.
It's funny cause it's true!

[Proper Bo]

isn't, racist:snooty:

[Skweeky]

You're no real Geordie :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

depends on what definition of geordie ewe use rly.
I was born in north shields:pinch:

[Skweeky]

Is that within spitting distance of the Tyne?

[Rat Faced]

No we don't.

All Vowels are hard though, so there are a lot more "a's".

eg:

Teacher = Pronounced "Tech-ah"
Water = Pronounced "Wa-Ta" with hard a's

There's also no such thing as a silent letter in the Dialect. Everything is phonetic. Newcastle = Newcassil, School = Skool etc

[Proper Bo]

Is that within spitting distance of the Tyne?

Yes.

[Skweeky]

:unsure:

I know how you speak, you don't have to spell it out
(see what I did there)

[Rat Faced]

North Shields is generally regarded as part of the Geordie nation, although some still claim its more Northumbrian.

But then, so are Geordies :lol:

[Skweeky]

Is that within spitting distance of the Tyne?

Yes.


I've just looked at a map, I don't think you can spit from there to the Tyne unless you are, well erm, a long distance spitter or something.

But it's pretty close I guess.

What do you think RF?

[Proper Bo]

It's right on the river, got the fish quay and everything:blink:

[Skweeky]

Were you born in the hospital like?

[Proper Bo]

No, on a fishing boat.

[Rat Faced]

He had a natural birth on the river.

Opposite of the Hindu thing...

[Skweeky]

What was yer maw doing on a fishing boat at that time of her pregnancy? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

rodding, obviousment.

see what I did there?:smilie4:

[chalice]

Arf!!

[Skweeky]

Where were you born chalice?

[Skweeky]

I was born in a town with the unfortunate name of 'Asse'

:no:

[chalice]

Under a wandering and inflamed star.

[Skweeky]

Under a wandering and inflamed star.

Piles are very common during pregnancy

[Proper Bo]

I was born in a town with the unfortunate name of 'Asse'

:no:

There's a town in belgium called asse?:O

[Rat Faced]

Under a wandering and inflamed star.

A Flare?

[Rat Faced]

I was born in a town with the unfortunate name of 'Asse'

:no:

There's a town in belgium called asse?:O

There's a Belgium? :o

[chalice]

Under a wandering and inflamed star.

Piles are very common during pregnancy

Yes, I know. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

There's a town in belgium called asse?:O

There's a Belgium? :o

:shifty:

[Barbarossa]

There's a town in belgium called asse?:O

There's a Belgium? :o

I think it's part of France, or something. :idunno:

[Skweeky]

Not the part I come from :snooty:

We stole our bit from the Dutch by singing opera songs and throwing pots and pans at them. True story.

[Rat Faced]

And if you heard Skweeky sing, you'd know why they gave up..:whistling

[Alien5]

:drummer: